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Take that again.

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Take that again. One more. One more.

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No more trees, that'd be.

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Thank you.

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Wow, what an amazing night it's been so far.

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A return to innocence, a return to form.

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None other than Computer Chronicles, another amazing Shafé stream.

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What an amazing situation it is to be back, back in the fold again.

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And I can't believe it as well, 373 concurrent viewers.

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None of this would have been possible without you or me.

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And I want to say a big thanks to me for making it here,

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and making it here alive as well, against all odds.

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For what? For another foray into the world of Windows 95.

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Possibly even before that. Maybe even MS-DOS. We don't know.

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All we do know is that we've had an unseen episode of the Computer Chronicles with Stuart Shafé.

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The man with the silk presentational style. He's crafted from silk. He was made out of computer chips in San Francisco back in 69.

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And he's here today, ready to give us a fill of technological guru smithship, the likes of which has never been seen before.

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I want to say a big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big

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which is known as the secret viper sphere, the viper's secret lair for a long, long time.

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Look at this guy. It's the Fat32 guy.

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He's the iconic man who said Fat32 in front of the cameras when buying his copy of Windows 98.

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We'll get a little blast of that right now.

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Can we hear that? Can you hear that?

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We put the headphones on there, lads.

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A slug shining. Thank you very much.

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Andy the Fork. Thank you very, very much.

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You hammered your backdrop.

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Sorry there about the backdrop, guys.

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That went tits up.

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I didn't...

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The worst thing yet, I didn't want to share it with you, but I'm going to have to,

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because I'm worried at the moment, is that part of the green screen,

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I had stupidly attached a bit of the green screen to a fucking cabinet at the side,

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and using a fucking hard drive as a paperweight, as a fucking green screen weight,

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on the side, and that fell down when I first...

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Samantha Hagar, thank you very much.

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I'm Mark, formerly Sweet Beast.

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That fell down on the ground from about one, two, three, four, five shelves up.

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And that hard drive was an 8 terabyte fucking MyBook.

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It's just one for storing stuff.

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You wouldn't edit it off or anything like that.

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It's not a Firewire or a Thunderbolt.

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But it could be fucked.

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And all for what?

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A lot of work.

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Years, years of work.

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Could be lost.

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We don't know, but I'm going to carry on with the stream anyway.

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Brooklyn Lukey, thank you very much for the tip.

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Unbelievable stuff.

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Unbelievable turnout already.

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Contourious OLE, Andy Brannigan, Betty Forklinic, Don Jr.'s thriller backup.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Don Jr.'s thriller backup.

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Would you believe it?

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It's an incredible scenario.

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Does Don Jr.'s thriller even exist?

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We won't go into it just yet, because we're more transfixed on the scenario with the Computer Chronicles featuring none other than Stuart Shaffey.

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Let's have a look at this in Fat32.

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Monster.

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Swagging.

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Swagging his style as he came in to.

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Fat32.

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Fat32.

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Fat.

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Thanks for the tip.

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We might get a little dance beat.

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Sorry, we've got a basic generic house beat going there.

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And we can get a Fat32 house.

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House beats.

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Let's have a look there.

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Sorry about that.

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If your ears have just been blasted off into space, there's nothing I can do about that, I'm afraid.

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Here we go.

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This is going to be good.

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This is mean.

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It's mean.

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This is what we wanted.

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Sorry.

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Let me get the levels ready here, because I can't get the fucking levels.

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Fave Doley, thank you very much.

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Chris McBee.

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Cecil the Vessel.

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Garel the Bass.

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Bugatti V.

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Ron Hubbard.

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Schult.

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And Fat.

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Thank you very, very much.

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Fat, who's tip 32.

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Fox Boxer.

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Thank you very much.

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Ear Mossy Moss and Schult.

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Let's just try and get this going, guys.

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It could be a fuck up.

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We don't want to start on a bum note.

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Fat32.

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Fat32.

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Is he even loud enough?

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I know.

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Yeah.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Fat32.

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Fat32.

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*Sings*

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Fuck!

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*Sings*

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Thanks for the tip!

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He's pretty quiet!

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Someone's saying he's-

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*Sings*

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Oh my good god sorry this is a mess.

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One sec.

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Can you hear the beat?

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*Sings*

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If you've just tuned in guys, this is the future of entertainment.

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I said it to you before.

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Forget television scheduling.

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TV on demand.

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Netflix.

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All that shit, tough guy.

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You don't want that.

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You don't need it anymore.

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What you need is a man with a computer trying to fucking blend this guy saying,

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Thanks for the deal.

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Over a generic shit house beat.

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And we're here.

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We're going to do it.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Look at his face.

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Look at his face.

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Look at the Schneer.

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Cyril Schneer from the raccoons.

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Vladimir Gluten.

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Thank you very much.

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Captain Sack.

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MWRF.

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Ante.

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Thank you very much.

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Dickie Rocks.

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Thank you very much.

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Silage.

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Thanks for the tip.

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And Fox Boxer.

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Thank you very much.

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Let's have a look here.

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Let's see this.

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Look at that face.

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It's real nastiness.

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But it's what you want.

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It's just got that Schneer about it.

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And it really, it really just gets you in the mood.

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You know where you're going with this.

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It's got, it's an operating system laced with hate and vitriol.

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But then you get into the Computer Chronicles and it's got a nice vibe to it as well.

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You know, you've Stuart Chaffee strutting his stuff, asking the questions and getting the job done.

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Thank you for the tip.

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Thank you for the tip.

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Let's have a little look here now.

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Thank you very much.

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Anaconda Jeezy in the heezy.

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Thank you very much for the Fortweezy.

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And everybody out there, unbelievable stuff.

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Can't believe it.

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Can't bloody believe it at all.

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What we've got to do right now, though, is launch ourselves straight headfirst into the Computer Chronicles, which is an episode we haven't seen called Greatest Computer Games.

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And it's from 1995.

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Without further ado, special thanks to the Archive.org for hosting these episodes.

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Downloads of all these episodes and more can be found at Archive.org.

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Details.

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Forward slash details.

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Forward slash computer.

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Computer dot dot dot dot.

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And that's that's not the actual universal resource locator.

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Thanks for the tip.

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That is just me saying dot dot dot because you click on a link there that's been shortened for the actual situation at hand.

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If you were to put that into an address bar on top of your Internet application, it wouldn't work.

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Papa Carlo, thank you very, very much.

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Gina, thank you very, very much.

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And Vladimir Gluten doing a bit of shooting.

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I hope you're doing well.

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Let's get right into this.

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It's the Computer Chronicles.

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Greatest Computer Games.

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1995.

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Mind the ears, folks.

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It's going to get loud out there.

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Thanks for the tip.

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This week on the Computer Chronicles, the hottest new computer games.

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Think you could have prosecuted OJ better than Marsha and Chris?

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Now you can be the prosecutor in a great new game.

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Brendan Gleeson.

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What was he doing in the situation back in the day?

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This week on the Computer Chronicles, the hottest new computer games.

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Think you could have prosecuted OJ better than Marsha and Chris?

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Now you can be the prosecutor in a great new game called In the First Degree.

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I thought that he was going to say it's an OJ.

276
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You can play the OJ Simpson video game on a handheld console or the PCMS DOS.

277
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A nice book.

278
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Thank you very much.

279
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Did you like Back to the Future?

280
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Did you watch Quantum Leap?

281
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Did you like Back to the Future?

282
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Did you watch Quantum Leap?

283
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Did you do this?

284
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Did you do that?

285
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Do time travel with a terrific new game from Sanctuary Woods called Buried in Time.

286
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Do time...

287
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Back to that again.

288
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Soupy Norman, thank you very much.

289
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Legfen, thank you very much.

290
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Hope you're getting on well.

291
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Everybody out there, Tommy Tushel in the chat, says you're back.

292
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I hope you're doing well.

293
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Jon Hamm, someone says Jon Hamm is in this video game.

294
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It doesn't look like Jon Hamm.

295
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These look like actors that didn't make the grid.

296
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They didn't stand a chance.

297
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They tried their hand at the game of acting.

298
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And it came to this.

299
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A computer game based on the courtroom.

300
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Thanks for the tip.

301
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...degree.

302
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Murder?

303
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Murder games in the third degree.

304
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What did you like Back to the Future?

305
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Did you watch Quantum Leap?

306
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Do time travel with a terrific new game from Sanctuary Woods called Buried in Time.

307
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If you like robot battle games, we'll show you the coolest one of them all.

308
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Look at that.

309
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Mech Warrior 2.

310
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Plus...

311
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Look at that.

312
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Sierra Battle Games, game from Sanctuary Woods called Buried in Time.

313
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If you like robot battle games, we'll show you the coolest one of...

314
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Robot battle games.

315
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Thanks for the tip.

316
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Max Payne, thank you very much.

317
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And Soupy Norman, I hope you're getting on well.

318
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Somebody says they've played this.

319
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Mech Warrior 2.

320
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I think I've had Mech Warrior.

321
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Maybe I had that on the...

322
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Was it released on the PlayStation at all?

323
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Because I remember having a game that was Mech related, but it didn't look as crap as that.

324
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Thanks for the tip.

325
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That looks like maybe as before the PlayStation era.

326
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Look at that.

327
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It's Minecraft graphics.

328
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But unironic.

329
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Give it to Eddie Cavani, thank you very much.

330
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,560
And Flembag Unnaimiljil.

331
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Thanks for the tip.

332
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Thanks for the tip.

333
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,800
And Hot Jadj, thank you very, very much.

334
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Look at this.

335
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Hot Jadj.

336
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Mech Warrior 2.

337
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Plus, Sierra Online's Roberta Williams joins us for a look at her great new game, Phantasmagoria.

338
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A preview of new Windows 95 games.

339
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Phantasmagoria is coming right up.

340
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Gridrain 741, thank you very much.

341
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Just look at this lady here.

342
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She's in her name.

343
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Mech Warrior 2.

344
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Plus, Sierra Online's...

345
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Sierra Online.

346
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Her name is Sierra.

347
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And what a coincidence.

348
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Her business and her work is in the area of cybernetics, computers and the internet.

349
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And her surname is none other than online.

350
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Tim Reedy, how the hell are you?

351
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Thank you very, very much.

352
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I hope you're getting on well.

353
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,480
Captain Cabinets 2.

354
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And Big Tripod.

355
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Wheel and Lad.

356
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And Milash.

357
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:13,780
And B-Shan.

358
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Thanks for the tip.

359
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:14,800
Welcome back, everyone.

360
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:15,800
Where the hell were you?

361
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,880
Actually, before we go on, just a little bit of...

362
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,900
Time for a bollocking.

363
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,140
Where was everyone?

364
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,880
I've been streaming every night for the past six months.

365
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,400
And people have just not decided to turn up.

366
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,520
I've been streaming to zero viewers doing this every fucking night.

367
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,660
Talking to my...

368
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Talking to what I thought was you.

369
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,120
But you just fucked up.

370
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You never turned up.

371
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,400
And it just goes to show the fickle kind of fair weather relationship.

372
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Which I thought was a lot stronger.

373
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:44,700
I thought we were...

374
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I thought there was more to it than this.

375
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,100
It turns out that it isn't like that at all.

376
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:52,880
And that I can just be left, switched on and off like a fucking button.

377
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,260
Yeah, we'll button up.

378
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Because we're in for a bumpy fucking ride tonight.

379
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Roberta Williams joins us.

380
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Roberta Sierra Online Williams.

381
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Robert...

382
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Thanks for the tip.

383
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,680
Robert Downey Williams' sister.

384
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:10,500
Who also gave birth to Robert Williams of Take That.

385
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Did you ever think that we would be witnessing such a celebrated...

386
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Scenario as this.

387
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An incredible piece of Windows 95 MS.

388
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Thanks for the tip.

389
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,460
Action is coming right up.

390
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,540
It seems to be a woman dancing in a room.

391
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,160
And you've got a series of keys that you collect.

392
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,420
It looks unbelievable.

393
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:32,720
How these games still don't have an amazing following and fold in the gaming world at this present day is beyond me.

394
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,580
Great new game Phantasmagoria.

395
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,040
A preview of new Windows 95 games.

396
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,220
Finding gamers on the Imagination Network.

397
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Plus my pick of the week.

398
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,640
Looks at PlayStation versus Saturn.

399
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All this plus gaming on the net.

400
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This week's news.

401
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Next on the Computer Chronicles.

402
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Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett Packard Personal Computers.

403
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Developing PCs for business.

404
00:17:59,440 --> 00:17:59,760
Just in case...

405
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Just wanted to flick the chair a little bit.

406
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:04,020
Just in case you missed that in the beginning.

407
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,020
Thought it would just bring the energy up.

408
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,180
Bring the energy up a little bit faster.

409
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The Software Publishers Association.

410
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Sponsored by SPA.

411
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The Software Publishers Association.

412
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Get on it.

413
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If you haven't got on it, get on it.

414
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,560
And Philip Crespo Software.

415
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Makers of Go Figure.

416
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The problem solving toolkit.

417
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:22,420
Thanks for listening.

418
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,220
Brain Slug.

419
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Thank you very much.

420
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:24,620
Depeche.

421
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,680
Depeche Craig.

422
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:26,560
Thank you very much.

423
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:26,980
Hi.

424
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Hi.

425
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:28,460
I'm Stuart Jaffe.

426
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Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

427
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Handheld.

428
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Brain Slug.

429
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Thank you very much.

430
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And hard.

431
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No letter.

432
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:33,960
Kenny.

433
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Lads.

434
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,180
There's so many goodwill tips and messages.

435
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,080
Just flooded.

436
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,300
We haven't even got around to thanking the people that tipped during the Galway stream.

437
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,080
And I'm saying we as if Tommy's in the room.

438
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:44,980
He isn't even here.

439
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:52,940
But he will address that fully, frankly, and dignified, in a dignified, mannerly way tomorrow.

440
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,200
Or maybe the day after.

441
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:54,980
We're not sure yet.

442
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,280
But we have been streaming every night for the past six months.

443
00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:00,140
You haven't bothered to even tune in, you liars.

444
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,320
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

445
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,260
I'm Stuart Jaffe.

446
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Whenever I watch a trial on TV, I always think, let me get up there.

447
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,920
I could do a better job than those attorneys.

448
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:09,880
Well, now I and you try.

449
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,660
I'd love to see it.

450
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:20,500
Can you imagine Stuart Jaffe up there prosecuting some of the hardest, disgusting, villainous criminals LA has ever produced?

451
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And you know that they have produced some of the most vicious psychopathic killers in the world.

452
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,420
Thanks for that, Jaffe.

453
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,880
Stuart Jaffe would absolutely go through them like fucking steam.

454
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Like a knife through steamed ham.

455
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:31,840
I have no doubt about it.

456
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:39,080
But he would also pepper it with some unique presentorial styles and maybe even throw in a few computer-related puns, quips.

457
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:44,320
And, you know, he'd definitely give you the pick of the week before he sent someone down to death row.

458
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,020
Even though he's not the judge, he's prosecuting.

459
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,400
Jared O'Connor, thank you very much.

460
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,080
And, boom, Murphy.

461
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It's a crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy bit of business.

462
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,880
A really breakthrough new game from Broderbund called In the First Degree.

463
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,420
Mike, I really love this game.

464
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:00,040
I'm going to shut up and show it to us.

465
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:00,980
Shut up.

466
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:01,580
Well, this is about it.

467
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,060
Shut up and show, Mike.

468
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,380
And look at Mike here.

469
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,140
Mike is...

470
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:06,420
Mike, I really love this game.

471
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,140
The setup.

472
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,920
And Mike is going for a...

473
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,000
It's known as the hangman's crotch grab.

474
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,320
It's a real sophisticated maneuver.

475
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:14,520
Thanks for that, Jaffe.

476
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:22,460
And it does help you in a lot of different ways when delivering any sort of presentation regarding computer, software, technology.

477
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:27,680
The unfortunate thing here from Mike is that he forgot that the camera can pick up on everything below the waist.

478
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,980
Usually, you know, that will be hidden underneath.

479
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,780
But we'll see what's going on here.

480
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,140
Hopefully, that can be rectified.

481
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:36,600
Thanks for that, Jim.

482
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,620
And not erectified, as seems to be the case at the moment.

483
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,600
I mean, why else would you be grabbing down there anyway?

484
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:43,880
Dodo, thank you very much.

485
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:44,680
Any buzzing.

486
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,640
Gerard Conner, thank you very much.

487
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,560
And steamed ham.

488
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,260
I'm going to shut up and show it to us.

489
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,660
First title since Miss.

490
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,400
First entertainment title since Miss.

491
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,540
What it is is it's a courtroom drama, an interactive courtroom drama,

492
00:20:56,540 --> 00:21:02,020
where you play a prosecuting attorney in this sensational San Francisco murder trial.

493
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,040
Handheld San Francisco murder trial.

494
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,060
That is going to take place.

495
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:16,420
I can see the key, the green screen key at the top of the machine, at the top of the screen here, is a bit messed up.

496
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:24,420
That's due to me collapsing into the green screen as we started the show, which was a very embarrassing detail to begin with.

497
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,660
I mean, look, these things happen.

498
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:31,380
I'm more worried if you've just joined us about the fucking hard drive that fell down I was using as a paperweight.

499
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,480
It's got all the files that I've had since I started doing filing.

500
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,620
Since computers, since I even got on computers.

501
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,820
And that's going way back.

502
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,740
Not as far back as this.

503
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:44,740
But I mean, still, a lot of shite there.

504
00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:46,960
Probably a lot of it is not even needed anymore.

505
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,180
And the most important video stuff will be backed up on tapes.

506
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:58,440
I have to get around to showing you the tape of the man in the newsagents on Tara Street, outside Tara Street Station,

507
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,700
saying, don't be cheeky, don't be cheeky.

508
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:06,860
Go back to your own bleeding country and be cheeky, but don't be cheeky to me right.

509
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,400
That's a quote verbatim.

510
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:16,900
If I can find that tape, we'll go through it and we'll look at just naked racism in its, not in its glory, but in its infamy.

511
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:25,120
And what we can do before we get moving here is just rectify this absolute travesty of a fucking green screen here.

512
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:33,040
And go to crap pad and go to left, 450, 466, the number of the beast, 477 maybe.

513
00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:34,480
The number of the beast, there we go.

514
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,160
Number of the beast.

515
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:36,800
Thanks for the tip.

516
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,740
Thanks for the tip there, Shafi.

517
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:40,040
Objection, erection.

518
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:40,980
Thank you very much.

519
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:42,540
You go murder.

520
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:45,880
It's a murder mystery game set in San Francisco.

521
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,960
We know that they had the Golden State Killer, which was one of the most prolific serial killers.

522
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:51,820
So they have form.

523
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:57,180
The San Franciscans, the San Franciscans do have form in this area, so to speak.

524
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:04,020
So they would have a great well in which to draw upon when making a video game based on the courtroom drama.

525
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:06,820
Also, they do watch courtroom TV over in the States.

526
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,820
We don't get to watch it here.

527
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,580
I'd enjoy that.

528
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:14,660
That'd be great if we could because the local newspaper is great to read for the court report.

529
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:19,300
Although the Western people stopped doing that, and then I just wasn't bothered reading it then.

530
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:31,060
It's a courtroom drama, an interactive courtroom drama, where you play a prosecuting attorney in this sensational San Francisco murder trial that is going to take place.

531
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,220
I'm just going to set it up for you here.

532
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,240
You've just come home.

533
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:35,540
Cake.

534
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:36,700
You've walked in.

535
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,180
You're making yourself some dinner.

536
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,460
And I'm the prosecutor.

537
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,400
I'm a prosecuting attorney.

538
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,700
You are Sterling Granger.

539
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,640
You are the prosecutor who's going to take this to court.

540
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,700
Sterling Granger, the prosecutor who's going to take this to court.

541
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,340
I'm the prosecutor.

542
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,300
You are the prosecutor, Stu.

543
00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:54,860
Now you see the 5 o'clock news.

544
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:55,940
This will set up the trial.

545
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,040
And I hear about this murder.

546
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:57,640
Exactly.

547
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,980
So I find out like everybody else does these days.

548
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:00,720
I watch TV.

549
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,640
You watch the media.

550
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:05,140
Cringe.ie there.

551
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:05,840
Did you hear that?

552
00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:13,020
He said he meant to say news, and he said moves, the noise a cow makes in a field.

553
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,700
The complete antithesis of news.

554
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,760
Let's go back there and get a little blast.

555
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,420
Thanks for the tip.

556
00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:18,860
Again.

557
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,280
Now you see the 5 o'clock news.

558
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:21,860
This will set up.

559
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,320
The 5 o'clock moon news.

560
00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:27,560
Good God.

561
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,320
How did they ever live it down?

562
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,120
It's a shame.

563
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,740
And I apologize on behalf of Mike and the team, the producers.

564
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,360
Thanks for the tip.

565
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:41,360
Resurfacing this suppressed memory that's probably going to have, it's probably going to trigger a lot of people.

566
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,760
It's the 5 o'clock moon news.

567
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,220
The 5 o'clock moon news.

568
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,540
Now you see the 5 o'clock moon news.

569
00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:48,240
This will set up.

570
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,460
The 5 o'clock moon news, guys.

571
00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:53,240
It's funnier the third time.

572
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,700
So we'll just play it one more time.

573
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,560
It could actually be the fourth time.

574
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,660
Let's have a little listen again.

575
00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:58,580
Dan, you're making your...

576
00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,980
This time with a little bit of buildup.

577
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,300
...self some dinner.

578
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,600
And I'm the prosecutor.

579
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:03,460
I'm a prosecuting attorney.

580
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,840
You are Sterling Granger.

581
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:07,760
You are the prosecutor who's going to take this to court.

582
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,320
Now you see the 5 o'clock moon news.

583
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:11,460
This will set the trial for you.

584
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:12,480
And I hear about this murder.

585
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:13,100
Exactly.

586
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,380
So I find out...

587
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,480
And I love...

588
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,720
If you're new to this stuff, shenanigans, thank you very much.

589
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,780
Andreas Vedler.

590
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,040
Range 72.

591
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:21,660
More streams.

592
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,200
Less vax.

593
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:22,980
Boner jams.

594
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:23,600
Chef A.

595
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,120
Objection.

596
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,900
And 5 o'clock moon news.

597
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:26,840
Thank you very much.

598
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,300
If you're new to this, Stuart Chef A.

599
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,380
Is a hustler.

600
00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:31,120
He's a harrier.

601
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:34,220
He's not just your average interviewer.

602
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:37,360
He does like to hustle and harry the viewers just by going...

603
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,740
Or the interviewees by going...

604
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:40,520
Okay, what else?

605
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:41,300
What next?

606
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:42,480
Okay, right.

607
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:42,940
What else?

608
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,840
Okay, so I'm the TV man.

609
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,460
Okay, so I'm playing a game, right?

610
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,420
What happens next?

611
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,920
It's just a complete...

612
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,040
It's like holding their hand and just guiding them through.

613
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,660
Not allowing the interviewee to have any thoughts...

614
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,060
Original thoughts of their own or elaborate.

615
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:56,820
Or digress.

616
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,720
Which is sadly what I'm doing right now.

617
00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:00,260
Let's get into this amazing game.

618
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:02,420
I don't know how I'm stopping the fucking video.

619
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:03,880
Because it looks so fantastic.

620
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,240
Like everybody else does these days, I watch TV.

621
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,140
You watch the media.

622
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,240
Okay.

623
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,400
Stu, they're just in...

624
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,780
Sorry, I do stop it a lot.

625
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,080
I mean, if you're annoyed at that...

626
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:13,500
Thanks for the gym.

627
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,320
You basically...

628
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,100
You're not going to enjoy this at all.

629
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,760
Stu likes to get into the world, okay?

630
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,640
So I'm the pro...

631
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,720
I'm sat at home.

632
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,940
I'm watching the news.

633
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,060
It's like a child.

634
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:28,160
The wonderment of a child.

635
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:28,900
The prosecutor.

636
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,740
I'm a prosecuting attorney.

637
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:31,160
You are Sterling Granger.

638
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,860
You are the prosecutor who's going to take this to court.

639
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,620
Now you see the 5 o'clock news.

640
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,520
This will set the...

641
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,220
They did it again.

642
00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,920
We've gone back for the fifth time, guys.

643
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,080
The joke gets funnier.

644
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,620
It dies down after the third.

645
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:44,240
The fourth.

646
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,480
Not that great.

647
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:45,940
The fifth.

648
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,460
Fucking funny enough to hear it again.

649
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,680
I can't wait to hear it the sixth.

650
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,840
Or maybe even the seventh time.

651
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,100
And I hear about this murder.

652
00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:51,700
Exactly.

653
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,020
So I find out, like everybody else does these days,

654
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:54,760
I watch TV.

655
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,680
You watch the media.

656
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,460
I watch TV.

657
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,620
I'm the prosecutor.

658
00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,140
Great.

659
00:26:59,220 --> 00:26:59,600
Let's go.

660
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,200
Let's see this.

661
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:00,560
Okay.

662
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,200
Okay.

663
00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:03,420
Good evening.

664
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,720
A startling slang is sending shockwaves.

665
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,500
Good evening.

666
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,820
A startling slang is sending shockwaves.

667
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,780
I'm Laura Ziniman.

668
00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,080
I'm Laura Ziniman.

669
00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:13,920
Tonight in San Francisco News.

670
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,580
Thanks for the tip.

671
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,020
A shooting has sent shockwaves around the San Fernando Valley.

672
00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,400
Through San Francisco tonight.

673
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,880
Popular art gallery.

674
00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:26,920
A woman who sounds like she's got a very strong muscly mouth.

675
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:28,760
Listen to that pronunciation.

676
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,100
It's a real strong San Francisco news.

677
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:34,540
Good evening.

678
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,860
A startling slang is sending shockwaves.

679
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:40,940
A startling slang is sending shockwaves.

680
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:41,820
San Francisco tonight.

681
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,860
Popular art gallery owner Zachary Barnes was found shot dead at his workspace.

682
00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:48,760
Poor old Zachary Barnes.

683
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:49,460
Deceased.

684
00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:53,000
And just I don't think they really did it justice.

685
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,160
I'm only coming across this game now.

686
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,180
I haven't watched this episode.

687
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,780
It's part of the beauty of this stream.

688
00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:00,900
That I don't know where this episode is going.

689
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,220
I do know it's going to feature games from 1995.

690
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,680
And look at Zachary Barnes there.

691
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,420
Maybe we can get some ominous music.

692
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,860
Just as we zoom in on Zach Barnes.

693
00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:12,260
Drone.

694
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,060
Drone.

695
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:13,060
Drone.

696
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:13,500
Drone.

697
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:13,980
Drone.

698
00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:14,060
Drone.

699
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:14,420
Drone.

700
00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:15,060
Drone.

701
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:15,420
Drone.

702
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:15,980
Drone.

703
00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:15,980
Drone.

704
00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:16,500
Drone.

705
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:16,580
Drone.

706
00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:17,500
Drone.

707
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,100
Drone.

708
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:20,060
Drone.

709
00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:20,420
Drone.

710
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:21,420
Drone.

711
00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:21,980
Drone.

712
00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:22,260
Yeah.

713
00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:22,680
There we go.

714
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:28,980
You know anybody who's seen this before you know this is going to be a routine thing that's

715
00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:29,740
going to keep happening.

716
00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:35,700
Thanks for the tip.

717
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,400
Thanks very much for the tip lads.

718
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,440
I will get back to you in a minute.

719
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:39,360
Let's have a look at this.

720
00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:40,260
What is Zachary Barnes?

721
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,740
Tonight at nine on primetime.

722
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,180
He was the man who got slayed in San Francisco.

723
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,620
Zachary Barnes deceased.

724
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:04,280
We delve into the five o'clock news with Stuart Shafee to find out what really happened.

725
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,780
with a man known as Zedby to his friends.

726
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,600
Zachary Barnes to those on the news.

727
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:12,880
And to the people who knew him best.

728
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,820
Simply Zach.

729
00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:16,740
Thanks for the tip.

730
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,780
Tim Reedy thank you very very much for the tip.

731
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,500
And seam of the sack and Whoopi Goldberg and I hate roundabouts.

732
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:24,500
Thank you very very much.

733
00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:27,480
There we go.

734
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,700
Usually we slow that down with someone's face in a moving image.

735
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,320
But I mean it didn't really work out for Zach Barnes there.

736
00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,640
But onwards and upwards we go.

737
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,820
Let's see how we get on here.

738
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,280
Zach Barnes.

739
00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:38,880
Come on Zach.

740
00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,880
So I know I've got a case to take on here.

741
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:41,460
What do I do next?

742
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,300
Yeah you have a case.

743
00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:43,660
So you didn't even.

744
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,140
Wasn't even arsed watching the rest of that video.

745
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:46,840
We just skipped it.

746
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,520
So we got a case to make.

747
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,260
What else?

748
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,200
Thanks for the tip.

749
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,660
I find out like everybody else does these days.

750
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:52,400
I watch TV.

751
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,320
You watch the media.

752
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:54,400
Okay.

753
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:55,340
You watch the media.

754
00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:55,780
Okay.

755
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:57,260
Good evening.

756
00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:00,640
A startling slang is sending shockwaves through San Francisco tonight.

757
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:01,080
A startling slang is sending shockwaves.

758
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,580
Popular art gallery owner Zachary Barnes was found shot dead at his workspace.

759
00:30:05,580 --> 00:30:06,140
Thank you.

760
00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:07,660
I've got a case to take on here.

761
00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:08,260
What do I do next?

762
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,080
Yeah you have a case.

763
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:12,020
So what I'll do now is go to the main interface of the game.

764
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,700
This is where the interactivity begins.

765
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,220
The main interface.

766
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,720
You can look at documents.

767
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:18,740
These are pieces of evidence that have been collected at the crime scene.

768
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:22,280
Different pieces that have been taken from the witnesses themselves.

769
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,760
I've just looked at the gun from the murder.

770
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:27,180
The shirt that the accused was wearing.

771
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:27,980
Just different things that.

772
00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:28,980
And I'm looking for clues.

773
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:29,540
Ideas.

774
00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:29,720
Exactly.

775
00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:30,720
To question the witnesses.

776
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,100
Exactly.

777
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,380
Putting things together to build an airtight case.

778
00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:33,480
Wow.

779
00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:34,520
These are also.

780
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,200
It's an airtight case everybody.

781
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,480
An airtight case that you put together using the clues that you found in a room that they've

782
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,060
given you in a JPEG image and you hover and click with your mouse.

783
00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:46,240
Over those clues.

784
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:47,800
And you compile a dossier.

785
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:52,140
I imagine a dossier to bring to the judge to fucking send them down.

786
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,680
Thank you very much Kiki Stockhammer and Tim Reedy.

787
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:55,940
And everybody there.

788
00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:58,480
Jamie Sherry and the Zodiac Chronicles.

789
00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,460
And I hate roundabouts.

790
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:05,060
Shafi's arrogance about being able to outsmart prosecutors makes it clear he is indeed San

791
00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:08,480
Francisco's infamous Zodiac killer.

792
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,960
That's somebody's opinion out there.

793
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,820
That's not our opinion here on this channel at all.

794
00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:18,440
All we know is that he's a great presentorial man and definitely hasn't done anything bad.

795
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:24,920
Some tapes that were taken just after the murder and your detective Looper who is your colleague

796
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,180
is asking these people questions that could be very important to your guys.

797
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,720
So I could go back and actually look.

798
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:30,640
Can you roll those tapes?

799
00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:31,460
Very nice.

800
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,600
So I can actually go back and look at these video interviews that were done by the investigators.

801
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:37,480
Sorry to keep you waiting.

802
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:38,040
Exactly.

803
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:42,000
And this will give you an idea of what their reactions are and how you should handle them.

804
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,420
And she's the girlfriend of the defendant.

805
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:43,920
Exactly.

806
00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:49,540
We're going to go and talk to Yvonne now who is the wife of the victim.

807
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:53,400
Has he still got a grip there, Michael?

808
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:54,440
You should handle them.

809
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,900
She's the girlfriend of the defendant.

810
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,360
Exactly.

811
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:02,040
We're going to go and talk to Yvonne now who is the wife of the defendant.

812
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:02,620
You should handle them.

813
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,280
Just look down there at Michael's.

814
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,620
Just have a little look there at Michael's thigh.

815
00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:06,000
Exactly.

816
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,840
We're going to go and talk to him.

817
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,060
He's just going for a grab of his inner thigh, inner crotch area.

818
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,780
That's, you know, just nerves.

819
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,700
I suppose if you're put in front of Stuart Shafee, you are on the spot.

820
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,900
He's an imposing figure.

821
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,660
Thank you very much, Basgav.

822
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:25,400
Very, very, very, very, very, very kind of you, Basgav.

823
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:31,020
He's an imposing figure, and his chinos look a little bit creamier than Michael's chinos.

824
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,500
And he knows that the chinos are going to save him.

825
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:36,780
Thanks for that.

826
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:41,740
Licking his chinos and squeezing that inner thigh muscle will save the interview no end.

827
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:46,080
Just a little, where the cursor is there on the screen, guys, that's what we're looking at there.

828
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,100
Vaughn now, who is...

829
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,160
There's a little bit of a twitch with the legs there as well.

830
00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:53,700
Just pretty much nerves.

831
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,720
The wife of the victim.

832
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,320
And you can really ask her questions that are going to be crucial to their...

833
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,020
Please turn your mic up, somebody says.

834
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,400
Thank you very, very much there.

835
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,020
Please turn your mic up for the tip.

836
00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:07,380
What about this?

837
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,400
What about that?

838
00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:09,300
Is that loud enough?

839
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,400
Is that okay?

840
00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:11,680
Is this okay?

841
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,060
Is this okay?

842
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,280
Is this okay?

843
00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:18,820
Any mods in here tonight?

844
00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:20,000
There is a mod now.

845
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,380
If you want to be a mod...

846
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:22,620
I'm not even going to ask.

847
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:26,700
And I'm just going to give people a spanner to dish out justice.

848
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:31,740
It's better.

849
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:31,740
It's better.

850
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,820
People say more.

851
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:34,200
You're lower than the thigh.

852
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,020
Okay.

853
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:35,700
Sounds good.

854
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:36,080
Higher.

855
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,180
People saying higher.

856
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,180
One, two.

857
00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:39,940
One, two.

858
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:40,780
Uni flu.

859
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:41,780
One, two.

860
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:43,820
Push bail.

861
00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:45,040
Push bail.

862
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:46,060
Push bail.

863
00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:47,140
Push bail.

864
00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:48,080
Push bail.

865
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,340
Maybe a bit more.

866
00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:51,200
Mad man.

867
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:52,060
Mad man.

868
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,120
How about now?

869
00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:54,880
Just nice.

870
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:55,960
Great stuff.

871
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:56,900
Great stuff.

872
00:33:56,980 --> 00:33:57,820
Thanks very much, sir.

873
00:33:58,980 --> 00:33:59,460
Skumbelina.

874
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:00,880
And.

875
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:03,340
Quib.

876
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,420
Thank you very much.

877
00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,840
Skumbelina and Quib.

878
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:12,440
There'll be more spanners dished out as and when we progress with the scenario.

879
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,180
We would like to really get this wrapped up soon enough.

880
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,320
Not soon enough.

881
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,340
Maybe before 1 a.m.

882
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:20,800
Because it's getting on to quarter to midnight now.

883
00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:21,680
So, yeah.

884
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,920
Another hour and 15 minutes.

885
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,500
Just to get the ball rolling again.

886
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,360
It's not.

887
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:28,980
It's not like we have to make a big song and dance about it.

888
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:29,360
Let's get.

889
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:29,660
Just.

890
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,800
Get the fucking thing back on the.

891
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,260
On the wheels back on the road and get it moving again.

892
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,600
Because it's been off the road for a while.

893
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:35,860
Although.

894
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,280
It's been on the road every night.

895
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,880
Where have you been, guys?

896
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:39,860
Where have you been?

897
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:40,980
Because.

898
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:42,760
Basically.

899
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,780
You are taking the piss.

900
00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:49,160
Where you go in the trial.

901
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:51,880
These are different things that you could ask her.

902
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,880
We'll ask her about the gun.

903
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,600
The gun quickly.

904
00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,400
Why is she sat in a room like that?

905
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,620
And witness tapes, documents go to trial.

906
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:04,180
Now you can ask her about Daryl Barnes if you want.

907
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:04,880
Daryl Barnes.

908
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,600
Mr. Granger, I have a question of my own first.

909
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,560
Am I right to assume you have a pretty good case?

910
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,560
We had a very good case.

911
00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,920
And you can, in fact, decide what question to ask and what approach to take.

912
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:16,300
Exactly.

913
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:16,580
And it'll be tough.

914
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:17,340
It'll be soft.

915
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:17,820
And all that stuff.

916
00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:22,060
It's very important to know whether you should coddle them or get really tough with them.

917
00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:24,900
And the result may vary depending on how good you are at this.

918
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,300
Exactly.

919
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,800
We're going to go directly to trial now.

920
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:29,180
Normally you'd ask them more questions, gather more information.

921
00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:29,760
Ali Ashki.

922
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:30,700
Thank you very, very much.

923
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:35,340
We have a good idea where we're going with the game and how there's really two pieces of the game.

924
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:38,340
There's the pre-trial, gathering the information, interviewing the witnesses.

925
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:41,760
And then once you get to trial, asking them important questions.

926
00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:46,740
What's really cool about the game is once you get to trial, you find out how you're doing each day by watching the TV news.

927
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:47,080
Exactly.

928
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,520
And these legal experts come on and say, hey, he did well, he did poorly, right?

929
00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:51,880
The media tells you everything.

930
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:54,000
Stu loved that little bit.

931
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,100
Let's have a little look at Stu loving his little bit.

932
00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,940
...the information, interviewing the witnesses.

933
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:01,160
And then it's amazing, right?

934
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:07,100
Because you get home after a night of interviewing the witnesses and then you see it on the news, right?

935
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,980
Once you get to trial, asking them important questions.

936
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:15,980
What's really cool about the game is once you get to trial, you find out how you're doing each day by watching the TV news.

937
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:16,380
Exactly.

938
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,760
And these legal experts come on and say, hey, he did well, he did poorly, right?

939
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:31,740
The media tells you everything in this game.

940
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,180
Hey, he did well, he did poorly, right?

941
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,500
Like there's a bit of a reverie there.

942
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,440
Hey, he did well, you watch the news.

943
00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:40,160
Hey, he did well, he did poorly.

944
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:41,800
Thanks for the tip.

945
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,040
Thanks very much for the tip there, Daryl.

946
00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:46,480
Just kind of put me off there, Daryl, but thanks very much for the tip.

947
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,500
I was about to go like this.

948
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:53,060
He did well, he did, you watch the news and then he did poorly, right?

949
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:53,920
Right?

950
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,320
Indeed, indeed as well.

951
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:57,780
Thanks for the tip.

952
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,720
Sean Kiblihan.

953
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,540
Sean Kiblihan and Daryl Barnes.

954
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,440
Unbelievable.

955
00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:04,840
I can't believe it.

956
00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:09,260
So now we're in court.

957
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,200
You're in court.

958
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,100
The judge is introducing the case and we'll introduce the jury to you and the defendant.

959
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:14,760
Super Ted!

960
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:15,960
You're off and read it.

961
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:21,620
All right, and I have to ask you, was this inspired by this game?

962
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,880
Inspired by the OJ driver.

963
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,340
Ha ha!

964
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:26,820
It was actually two years prior to OJ.

965
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:27,420
Oh, right.

966
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:28,840
We got a good...

967
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:28,840
Ha ha!

968
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,560
Two years prior, Stu.

969
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:36,020
OJ had no bearing whatsoever on the development of the game.

970
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:38,500
But it did help in a big, big way.

971
00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:39,820
Did he do it?

972
00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,360
He was acquitted, right?

973
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,480
Right.

974
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,260
You go home, you watch the news, the glove fits.

975
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,640
Looks like he did it, right?

976
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:47,460
Wrong.

977
00:37:47,740 --> 00:37:48,540
He didn't do it.

978
00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:51,060
Thank you very much, Mike.

979
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,320
All right.

980
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:57,120
With the advent of Windows 95, we're all looking for the software to take advantage of its 32-bit power.

981
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:57,660
Thanks for that.

982
00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:59,520
And leading the way will be new games.

983
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:00,900
Games!

984
00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:02,940
Game Boy!

985
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,060
Thank you very much.

986
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,300
He watched the moves, right?

987
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,080
Super Ted, I hope you are doing well.

988
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:13,180
Took a few months off from watching the nightly streams, but decided tonight was the night.

989
00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:14,560
Good to be back, PS.

990
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:19,120
Your mic volume is a fair bit quieter than the Stu video.

991
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:24,440
It's a bit of a shame because I've been pissing around with the levels here for quite some time now.

992
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,440
Then a few people have said that it was good.

993
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,840
Now I'm back to feeling like it could be crap again.

994
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:29,740
I don't know.

995
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,940
All I can say is thanks very much for the tip.

996
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:34,220
And Sean Kiblihan, unbelievable.

997
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:35,460
I can't believe it.

998
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:36,640
And I hope you're doing well.

999
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,020
It's grand now, says Antonio Prola.

1000
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:40,900
Thank you very much.

1001
00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:42,980
Antonio Prola, I hope you're doing well.

1002
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:46,880
And three cheese chouffle.

1003
00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:48,580
Look at this little link here.

1004
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,040
He wraps it up really well.

1005
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:54,660
If you want to be a presenter in TV, media, this is the man you want to be looking at.

1006
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,200
He knows his onions.

1007
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,900
It was actually two years prior to OJ.

1008
00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:01,340
We got a good...

1009
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:02,500
Thank you very much, Mike.

1010
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:02,900
What?

1011
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:05,820
With the advent of Windows 95, we're all looking for the soft...

1012
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,460
Did he get a good what?

1013
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:12,400
It was actually two years prior to OJ.

1014
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,120
We got a good...

1015
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,820
Thank you very much.

1016
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,800
Need to get a beer.

1017
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,700
Oh my God.

1018
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,500
Thanks for the tip.

1019
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,160
Ba-ba-ba.

1020
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,040
Ba-ba-ba.

1021
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,920
It's a real Nathan for you vibe, is it?

1022
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,080
It's Mike.

1023
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:48,300
All right.

1024
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,580
Two years prior to OJ.

1025
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,700
See, this is the thing.

1026
00:39:52,700 --> 00:40:00,940
I told you, if you're in the realm, if you're in Stuart Chaffee's realm, if you're in his lair, you don't fuck around.

1027
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:01,820
Okay?

1028
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,900
You say what you mean.

1029
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:05,100
You mean what you say.

1030
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,700
You do what you want to do.

1031
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,600
You don't...

1032
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,000
Thanks for the tip.

1033
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,960
...fucking twiddle your groin and talk without thinking.

1034
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,160
Because if you're not thinking, you're going to be drinking.

1035
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,640
And to that, I want to say good night and thank you very much for joining us.

1036
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,000
We've still got a good bit to go.

1037
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,440
Let's have a little look here.

1038
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:22,920
Tobes.

1039
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:23,440
Unbelievable.

1040
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,880
I can't believe it, Tobes.

1041
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:26,880
A toast to Tobes.

1042
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:34,680
The man with the 747 jet who continually crashed into landmarks all around Ireland while Tommy Schlug did his stream.

1043
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,720
And Pineapple, thank you very, very much.

1044
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,160
Overcome with emotion, seeing the return of Chaffee and, of course, yourself.

1045
00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:43,120
Well, that goes both ways, Pineapple.

1046
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:43,760
Thank you very much.

1047
00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:44,560
Hope you're keeping well.

1048
00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,860
Some man for one man.

1049
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,640
And real Paul O'Donovan gold.

1050
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:49,100
Thank you very much.

1051
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:49,520
Thanks for the tip.

1052
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,740
Just can't acquit you.

1053
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,360
Was this inspired by the OJ?

1054
00:40:57,540 --> 00:41:09,180
So this is why when you're up against presentational royalty, the likes of which have never been seen, this is what will happen.

1055
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:09,920
You might freeze.

1056
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,360
You become a deer in the headlights.

1057
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:14,640
And that's what happened to poor Mike right here, right now.

1058
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:19,240
We're going to go back for one last little goosey gander at this before we move on to the next section.

1059
00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,220
What got a good good?

1060
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:21,900
Thank you very much.

1061
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,380
We got a good good.

1062
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:25,060
We got a good good.

1063
00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:25,980
Thank you very much for this.

1064
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,280
I only just understood that.

1065
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:32,640
And it just goes to show the viewers are, you're fucking switched on before I'm even getting to it.

1066
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,840
So let's have a look at we got a good good right here.

1067
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:35,600
Ha ha.

1068
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,060
It was actually two years prior to OJ.

1069
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:38,700
All right.

1070
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:39,960
We got a good good.

1071
00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:41,660
Thank you very much, Mike.

1072
00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:42,240
All right.

1073
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:47,720
With the advent of Windows 95, we're all looking for the software to take advantage of its 32-bit power.

1074
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,080
And leading the way will be new games.

1075
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,100
To make sure game programmers hop on board with 95 Microsoft.

1076
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:54,660
All right, guys.

1077
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,820
We need to get Stuart Chaffee saying games repeatedly.

1078
00:41:58,500 --> 00:41:59,240
Can we do that?

1079
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,720
To take advantage of its 32-bit power.

1080
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,100
And leading the way will be new games.

1081
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,560
Will be new games.

1082
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,060
Will be new games.

1083
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,180
Up on board.

1084
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:08,760
Up on.

1085
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,340
Thanks for that.

1086
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:11,720
To make sure game programmers will be new games.

1087
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,800
How do we go back?

1088
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:18,120
To make sure game programmers hop on board with 95 Microsoft.

1089
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:22,520
held a mega gamers conference at the end of Windows in Washington.

1090
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:24,080
Here's what it was like.

1091
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,280
Mega, mega, mega games conference here.

1092
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,920
We're going to see a lot of weird shit happening.

1093
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,540
Look at how dark it is.

1094
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,040
What kind of stuff went on there?

1095
00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:35,500
What kind of people attended this?

1096
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,500
What were they doing in their spare time?

1097
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,880
What were their lives like?

1098
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:41,780
And why were they in the dark at the time when it happened?

1099
00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:44,560
Shane McLaughlin, thank you very much.

1100
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:47,160
Kevin Beijing, thank you very much.

1101
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,920
Mick Alistair, thank you very much.

1102
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:50,480
And Stuart Soufflé, Francis,

1103
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,260
bringing my daughter from San Diego to Ireland

1104
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:53,500
in a few hours for our first visit.

1105
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,340
Planning to get a curry or four in Castle Bar.

1106
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,820
I'm taking your stream.

1107
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,380
Thanks for that.

1108
00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:59,020
As an auspicious sign that we'll have a good trip.

1109
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:03,100
Take that auspicious sign and run with it, my friend.

1110
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,180
And curry, curry the night away.

1111
00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:08,560
When you come to Ireland, it's the land of a thousand curries.

1112
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,000
The best curry in the world.

1113
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,420
Trees, you have done nothing but curry.

1114
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:15,600
It's been a long time.

1115
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:17,240
I've been off the Jerry Hannan as well.

1116
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:17,720
Do you know?

1117
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,680
I've been doing well.

1118
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,320
I've been in therapy about that.

1119
00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:22,380
Guys, I don't know if I was telling you about that.

1120
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,600
I went to therapy to deal with my Jerry Hannan,

1121
00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:28,080
Frank McCourt argument, late, late show addiction.

1122
00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,160
And they said that it was,

1123
00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:34,760
watching that clip over and over was triggering a lot of dopamine and serotonin.

1124
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,700
And so much so that my receptors were burnt out.

1125
00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:41,040
When I stopped watching the Jerry Hannan clip.

1126
00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:42,560
Thanks for that tip.

1127
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,220
I had a bit of a bad week or two where I couldn't sleep.

1128
00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:47,100
I had insomnia.

1129
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:54,000
And it was just that the doctor was saying, it's just my dopamine and sensory fucking receptors coming back to normal again.

1130
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,160
And right now I'm just trying not to get into it.

1131
00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,540
I'm just dipping the toe in the water every now and again.

1132
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,980
Something like that happens where I'm talking to someone who's just been kind enough to offer a tip.

1133
00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:05,420
You're going to have a great time in Ireland.

1134
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,700
It's a land of a thousand curries.

1135
00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:09,620
You've done nothing but spice.

1136
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,520
Kevin, Beijing.

1137
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,380
Thank you very much.

1138
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:13,800
Frank Hamilton and Jacob Rees-Mogg.

1139
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:14,800
Really slim, shady.

1140
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,060
And Hayley, I hope you're doing well.

1141
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,700
Missed you and hope you're keeping well.

1142
00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:19,420
Jacob Rees-Mogg, let's get going.

1143
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,120
Stand before the deity.

1144
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:23,440
Shit.

1145
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:24,840
Shit.

1146
00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:25,880
The room was dark.

1147
00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:27,180
The theme was dark.

1148
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,220
It was Microsoft's day of judgment.

1149
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,620
Windows 95 game rollout held underground at the company's headquarters.

1150
00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:34,560
Space jam.

1151
00:44:34,580 --> 00:44:36,180
35 game developers were there.

1152
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:38,620
Stand before.

1153
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,520
The evening was dark.

1154
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:42,000
The place was dark.

1155
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,140
Thanks for the tip.

1156
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:53,200
Hopefully nobody got their fucking head severed by a swinging scythe of pain and justice.

1157
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,660
Someone says, Adrena Chrome, Oisin Phillips.

1158
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,480
I hope you're doing well.

1159
00:44:57,580 --> 00:44:58,260
Ferg the DJ.

1160
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,660
Thank you very, very much, man.

1161
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,820
Space jam.

1162
00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,760
And Jacob Rees-Mogg asks, is this the first stream in a long time?

1163
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,400
Are I missing something?

1164
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,040
I've been streaming every night.

1165
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,700
Jacob Rees-Mogg, as I said to you.

1166
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,140
Really, really, really disappointed.

1167
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,140
Would be the word I want to say.

1168
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,840
Regarding all of you not tuning in.

1169
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,520
Each and every night.

1170
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:25,360
For the last six months.

1171
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:30,360
What does that do to a man's psychometric makeup?

1172
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,280
What does that do to a man's outlook?

1173
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,280
You're witnessing it right now.

1174
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,580
The guillotine.

1175
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,320
The guillotine.

1176
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:42,740
Thanks for the tip.

1177
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,880
The room was dark.

1178
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,200
The theme was dark.

1179
00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:45,840
Ah!

1180
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:46,740
Who is that?

1181
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,440
It's a real person that they've got.

1182
00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:50,060
And they've put makeup on him.

1183
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,760
And they've pretended it's a dead body.

1184
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:52,560
And he's laughing.

1185
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,720
And, um...

1186
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:58,600
It's funny because when you're a kid, it'd be this kind of thing.

1187
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,160
You'd want to get a fucking dig in.

1188
00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:00,680
Do you know?

1189
00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:01,820
Because you're not allowed...

1190
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:03,960
They're not allowed to come back at you because they're adults.

1191
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,160
It's the same way when they're wearing, like, costumes at fun fairs and stuff like that.

1192
00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:09,500
It's always...

1193
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:13,200
It's great because you have the license to be able to just go and give them a few digs.

1194
00:46:13,420 --> 00:46:14,220
You're just a kid.

1195
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:15,260
They can't attack back.

1196
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:17,200
And if they do, they're going to prison, baby.

1197
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,420
It was Microsoft's Day of Judgment.

1198
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,320
I want to get one of those for the stream.

1199
00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:22,100
One of these things.

1200
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:25,520
I might head down to Woody's tomorrow and see if they have one of these.

1201
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,620
I wouldn't know what it's called.

1202
00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:28,240
The room was dark.

1203
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,540
The theme was dark.

1204
00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:33,860
A swinging blade of Babylon down at Woody's DIY.

1205
00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,140
If you could make...

1206
00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:36,800
If they don't have it, you can make your own.

1207
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:40,040
You would have to source the blood from somewhere else as well.

1208
00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:41,920
Chris McCormack, thank you very much.

1209
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,460
And Higgy Smalls as well.

1210
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,960
And Johnny Gonk.

1211
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,040
Shout out from Johnny Gonk.

1212
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:48,980
Recovering from the side effects of Sputnik.

1213
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:50,840
Don't worry about it, man.

1214
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,120
It's just the same as all the other vaccines.

1215
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,700
It was Microsoft's Day of Judgment.

1216
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:58,020
A Windows 95 game rollout held underground at the company's headquarters.

1217
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:58,800
Yeah, why?

1218
00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:03,140
35 game developers were there, dressed in appropriately ghoulish or devilish attire.

1219
00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:03,560
Yeah.

1220
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,800
But the demonic atmosphere was more a reflection of Halloween than of the software on display.

1221
00:47:08,460 --> 00:47:09,760
Very, very, very...

1222
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,160
A lot of questions need to be asked about this.

1223
00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:14,620
And, I mean, do we have any answers as well?

1224
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,040
You've got men in chain mail.

1225
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,820
You've got fellas pretending to be dead laughing.

1226
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:25,160
You've got a swinging scythe of Babylonistic proportions covered in, smattered in blood.

1227
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,640
And then you've got people like this fella here.

1228
00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:30,460
Fucking Jimmy Schmitter the 7th.

1229
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,100
Look at this.

1230
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,900
35 game developers were there.

1231
00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:36,900
Can we get the drone music, please, on that?

1232
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,580
Sorry, guys.

1233
00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:39,880
We're taking a little detour down Drone Street.

1234
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,860
Fans of the drone music will really love this.

1235
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,740
People who don't like it will hate it.

1236
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:52,080
But we're willing to run the risk of that hatred here on YouTube.

1237
00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:54,600
Clon, thank you very much for your tip.

1238
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,520
And the lovely haiku, the Shafé murder haiku.

1239
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,080
His wife stirs.

1240
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:00,380
Ha light.

1241
00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:02,960
It's not my blood, Shafé cries.

1242
00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:04,800
The gun malfunctioned.

1243
00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:09,500
Read into that and make of it what you will.

1244
00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:19,620
But what we will do, and what I can tell you, is that we're about to witness some of the darkest, depravistic scenes ever to have emanated from Microsoft.

1245
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,040
Since Bill Gates woke up one day and said, you know what?

1246
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,000
I'm going to fucking vax the world.

1247
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,700
Boot up the fucking hard drive.

1248
00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:31,100
There's a few files I want to see.

1249
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:37,840
And he's talking, when he says boot up the hard drive, he's talking to his ex-wife who's left him after seeing what his real plans are.

1250
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:43,440
His real plans aren't Windows 11 or Windows 10.2.

1251
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:52,980
It's windows into the souls of everybody in the world looking through your fucking skin window with his needles and his poison.

1252
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,540
Not my words.

1253
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,860
The words of many people on Facebook.

1254
00:48:57,860 --> 00:49:01,160
I've been there, and if you don't want to go there, I'll tell you all about it.

1255
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,380
Let's have a little look here with some Doom music.

1256
00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:08,780
This is Microsoft.

1257
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,340
What is, what is, what is?

1258
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,460
Ain't no better value, DIY.

1259
00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:13,580
DIY.

1260
00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:27,440
It's a bit loud.

1261
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:30,520
What the fuck is that?

1262
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,420
Here we go.

1263
00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:36,100
Here we go.

1264
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,660
We pause that there.

1265
00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:42,700
And we just zoom in there.

1266
00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:44,680
We zoom in on that.

1267
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:54,960
We'll go back there.

1268
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:54,960
We'll go back there.

1269
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,560
We'll go back there.

1270
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:55,820
Sorry.

1271
00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:55,860
We'll go back there.

1272
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860
We'll go back there.

1273
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860
We'll go back there.

1274
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860
Sorry.

1275
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860
We'll go back there.

1276
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860
We'll go back there.

1277
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860
Sorry.

1278
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860
We'll go back there.

1279
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860
Sorry.

1280
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:56,860
We'll go back there.

1281
00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:56,860
We'll go back there.

1282
00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:56,860
Sorry.

1283
00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:57,860
We'll go back there.

1284
00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:58,860
We'll go back there.

1285
00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:58,860
Sorry.

1286
00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:58,860
We'll go back there.

1287
00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:59,860
We'll go back there.

1288
00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:00,860
Sorry.

1289
00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:00,860
We'll go back there.

1290
00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:00,860
We'll go back there.

1291
00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:01,860
Sorry.

1292
00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:14,860
He couldn't hold it any longer.

1293
00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:15,860
He couldn't hold it any longer.

1294
00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:23,740
I'll put that at full speed there, please.

1295
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:24,480
Full speed, please.

1296
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,680
Thank you very much.

1297
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,360
Turn the volume up.

1298
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,820
We're on display.

1299
00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:32,740
Microsoft was celebrating the rise of Windows 95 as a game platform using the company's new

1300
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:35,740
direct, raw, and direct input technologies.

1301
00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:40,220
One of the things that you notice when you're playing a Windows 95 game is, again, video performance.

1302
00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,460
That's probably one of the most noticeable things about a game.

1303
00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:46,420
And a Windows 95 game is going to run at a much higher video resolution.

1304
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:50,160
The technology that underlies that is something called direct draw.

1305
00:50:50,540 --> 00:50:53,920
It enables game developers to go directly to your video hardware.

1306
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:54,720
Hardware.

1307
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:59,700
And take advantage of all the accelerators and all the other, you know, silicon that these people have been designing for years and years.

1308
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:00,260
Look at him, look.

1309
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:02,440
The eye-popping graphics were everywhere.

1310
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,240
Eye-popping.

1311
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,060
Virgin Interactive showed the 95 version of Daedalus.

1312
00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:06,420
Wow!

1313
00:51:06,780 --> 00:51:09,640
My eyes are literally popping out of my head.

1314
00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:12,220
I hope they stay inside or I'll be blind.

1315
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,620
Video grown up to full screen.

1316
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,780
Thank you very much, Tom Sheehy.

1317
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,520
Microsoft basement slave.

1318
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,920
Zurich is stained.

1319
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,500
And Shefey the vampire slayer.

1320
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,820
And Tom's, Tom Sheehy.

1321
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,200
Look at this.

1322
00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:30,420
Look at these eye-popping graphics ready to absolutely blow your eyeballs out their sockets.

1323
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:36,440
I hope you've got health insurance or you have the medical card or any of that stuff.

1324
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:41,920
Because right now, you're about to be sent into outer space with how amazing this stuff is.

1325
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:42,820
Look at that.

1326
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:44,180
Incredible stuff.

1327
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:44,760
Size.

1328
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,880
And we need to know if you can respond.

1329
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,280
If you can, use the virtual interface in front of you to transmit a yes.

1330
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:54,500
Microsoft launched its first...

1331
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,780
Steven McGrath base.

1332
00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:56,660
Thanks very much.

1333
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,600
Eye-popping graphics, you see.

1334
00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:06,940
Action arcade game called Fury, a futuristic space combat and rescue game with three parallel playing fields and 24 different missions.

1335
00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:07,660
Whoa.

1336
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,680
Parallel playing fields.

1337
00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:10,500
I don't know what that means.

1338
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,620
And then 24 different missions as well.

1339
00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:15,920
That means there's 24 different missions in the game which you can undertake.

1340
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:19,040
I'm sure you would have gathered that yourself or even just grasped it.

1341
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,160
Microsoft also unveiled a new version of Microsoft Golf.

1342
00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:24,840
Version 2.0 adds an online multi...

1343
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,100
The real Lee Carvello's putting challenge.

1344
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,860
The inspiration, I would assume.

1345
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:30,900
Here we go.

1346
00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:32,160
Look at how rubbish this looks.

1347
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:37,280
And this was the early days of LAN, local area network play where you could chat.

1348
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:39,520
Lots of chats going on in the side there.

1349
00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:43,140
Much like the chat in the side panel of this video here.

1350
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:48,480
We've got all the people there who are doing their chatting or playing the game.

1351
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:49,640
The golf game.

1352
00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:50,560
It's John Grand.

1353
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,920
You've got Ed Venture.

1354
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:54,260
And let's have a look at some of the chat messages.

1355
00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:56,320
John Grand Day says,

1356
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,920
You're supposed to hit in the short grass.

1357
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,080
Exclamation mark.

1358
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,200
Exclamation mark.

1359
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,280
And then he follows that up with Noonan.

1360
00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:06,580
Noonan.

1361
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,520
He must have a friend called Noonan in the game.

1362
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,160
Then John Grand Day again chimes in with,

1363
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,820
Mind if I go wash my car?

1364
00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:16,700
I'll be back before you make the green.

1365
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,360
You'd wonder if these were real messages or ones the developer put in

1366
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,920
just to kind of give a demonstration of what you could be doing.

1367
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,880
Nevertheless, we will carry on.

1368
00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:28,460
Ed Venture.

1369
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,060
Here we go.

1370
00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:30,780
I'll bet you $5 on this.

1371
00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,000
Ed Venture says,

1372
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:32,500
Thank you.

1373
00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:33,360
John Grand Day.

1374
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,020
Great shot.

1375
00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:34,540
Ed Venture.

1376
00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:35,080
Thanks.

1377
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:35,960
Exclamation mark.

1378
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:36,820
Exclamation mark.

1379
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,080
We'll put the music to this.

1380
00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:39,040
Sorry, when I read this out.

1381
00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:43,240
Really near.

1382
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,160
Says Ed Venture.

1383
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,180
Ed Venture.

1384
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:45,700
Yes.

1385
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,440
Yes.

1386
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:47,860
Not bad.

1387
00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:48,320
Again.

1388
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,100
Says Ed Venture.

1389
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,380
John Grand Day.

1390
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,540
Nice shot.

1391
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:52,640
Ed Venture.

1392
00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:53,220
Thanks.

1393
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,500
Exclamation mark.

1394
00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:55,340
Ed Venture.

1395
00:53:55,460 --> 00:53:55,900
Yahoo!

1396
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,540
Exclamation mark.

1397
00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:58,220
Ed Venture.

1398
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:58,920
Finally.

1399
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,340
And ominously.

1400
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,080
And very suspiciously.

1401
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,040
Get.

1402
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:04,260
There.

1403
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,240
Exclamation mark.

1404
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,700
What did he mean by this?

1405
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,940
What did Ed Venture mean by that?

1406
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,380
When he came onto the stream,

1407
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,740
who are we looking at here?

1408
00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:16,200
Who is this Ed Venture man?

1409
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,320
We've seen them today.

1410
00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:19,440
It's the San Francisco.

1411
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:25,160
Was the man in the fucking crypt at the beginning of the stream, Ed Venture?

1412
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,060
We're not sure.

1413
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:27,020
We're not sure.

1414
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,740
What about this fella here?

1415
00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:32,000
Was it him with his head in the stocks?

1416
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:34,620
What about this guy on the stage?

1417
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:37,060
What about this lad?

1418
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,840
Developers were there dressed in a...

1419
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,160
Is he Ed Venture?

1420
00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:42,820
Does he have something to do with this?

1421
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:47,180
Something's going wrong here.

1422
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,680
And I don't want to be around when we find out.

1423
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,380
Let's have a look at this amazing golf game.

1424
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,640
Player game feature called...

1425
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:57,940
And look.

1426
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:02,600
Golf games haven't changed one bit in 25, 30 years.

1427
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,680
It's the same swing mechanic.

1428
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,460
Press X to start the swing.

1429
00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:06,960
Boop.

1430
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,920
When it gets to the sweet spot,

1431
00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:10,020
make sure you press X.

1432
00:55:10,460 --> 00:55:10,680
Boop.

1433
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:10,920
Ooh.

1434
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:11,780
You went over.

1435
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,320
It's going to come back down again.

1436
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:14,520
Hit the second sweet spot.

1437
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:15,180
Boop.

1438
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,120
And then you play the golf stroke.

1439
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:17,820
Hasn't changed.

1440
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:20,000
The graphics are electric.

1441
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,460
Player net.

1442
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,020
Get out.

1443
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,580
Wow.

1444
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,820
And that is amazing stuff as well.

1445
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,040
They really managed to capture the fucking atmosphere

1446
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,700
of being at an electric golf tournament.

1447
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:35,700
Much like Augusta during the fucking US...

1448
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:36,960
Thanks for the tip.

1449
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,080
Whatever the fuck that is.

1450
00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:38,660
Masters.

1451
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,980
And Steve Jennings, thank you very much.

1452
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,660
Does anyone on Facebook or elsewhere

1453
00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:44,520
know if there's any truth to the rumors?

1454
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,080
Would you be willing to put truth to the rumor

1455
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,720
that Leo Varadkar has been sitting on Stephen Donnelly's head

1456
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,520
in an attempt to make it hatch?

1457
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:55,140
Funny you should say that right now, Steve Jennings,

1458
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,920
because I'm going to go over.

1459
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,740
I'm going to deviate from this amazing foray

1460
00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:02,420
into the world of Windows 95-based gaming

1461
00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:07,000
into Stephen Donnelly's Twitter account

1462
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,540
right here, right now on this stream.

1463
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,920
And let's have a look at some of the electric tweets

1464
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:12,600
he's been posting.

1465
00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:14,000
Really is Electric Ireland.

1466
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,600
I saw this one the other day,

1467
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,900
and I had to question myself.

1468
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:18,240
I said,

1469
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,100
why does this only have six retweets?

1470
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,340
Something like this should be going interstellar.

1471
00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:25,640
This should be...

1472
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,880
This should be making the trending page in global,

1473
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:30,040
should it not?

1474
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:30,980
This evening,

1475
00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:33,300
I stopped by the Mollingar Vax Center

1476
00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:35,140
and to thank the staff

1477
00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,360
and volunteers for all their hard work

1478
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,860
on such a successful program.

1479
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,700
Over 31K vaccines done

1480
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,600
at this center.

1481
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:42,060
Great stuff.

1482
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:42,380
Very,

1483
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,280
very amazing tweets.

1484
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:46,840
And look at this scenario as well.

1485
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:48,900
Who is that guy?

1486
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,460
Is he his minder or is he part of the Vax crew?

1487
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,640
We don't know.

1488
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:53,920
This evening,

1489
00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:54,600
I stopped by...

1490
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:54,680
Oh,

1491
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,500
it's the same text for each tweet.

1492
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,100
Bridgette is given out there.

1493
00:56:59,260 --> 00:56:59,440
Look,

1494
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,080
Bridgette says,

1495
00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:02,580
just open the portal for 15-year-olds,

1496
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:03,160
please.

1497
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:05,880
Yeah,

1498
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,940
let's read that.

1499
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,040
This evening,

1500
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:08,960
I stopped by the Mollingar...

1501
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,040
It's the same text again.

1502
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,540
And look at Stephen Donnelly there

1503
00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:12,940
going for a hands-on-hips,

1504
00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:14,460
man-who-knows-where-he's-at

1505
00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:15,440
kind of pose.

1506
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,460
Great stuff.

1507
00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:18,320
Shane Gill said,

1508
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:18,960
thumbs up.

1509
00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:21,280
Sean Cody says,

1510
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,220
phenomenal work,

1511
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:22,640
in fairness,

1512
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,300
by all involved.

1513
00:57:23,380 --> 00:57:24,540
Credit where it's due.

1514
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,100
Ali Gavin says,

1515
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:26,920
this is 2020,

1516
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,360
when women and girls are still treated

1517
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,660
like second-class people

1518
00:57:29,660 --> 00:57:30,840
who's running the country.

1519
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,700
You learned absolutely nothing

1520
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:35,200
from our past.

1521
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,340
One guy called Francis here

1522
00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:38,900
has given a graph.

1523
00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:41,100
He's subtweeted a graph in Sweden.

1524
00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,320
That's amazing stuff.

1525
00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:43,280
And also,

1526
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,840
Maxim Sigalko says,

1527
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:47,240
keep up the good work,

1528
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:47,800
Steve.

1529
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,360
Oh yeah,

1530
00:57:49,380 --> 00:57:50,080
his name is Stephen,

1531
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:50,300
yeah.

1532
00:57:50,740 --> 00:57:51,460
Keep up the good work,

1533
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:51,780
Steve.

1534
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,980
He's on a kind of a shortened,

1535
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:53,880
named basis.

1536
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:55,640
Hopefully,

1537
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,760
those without vaccines

1538
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:57,900
continue to be treated

1539
00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:00,200
like second-class citizens

1540
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,980
until they see the light.

1541
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:03,220
And remember,

1542
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:04,680
and you must remember,

1543
00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:05,940
that COVID is

1544
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,000
the most important thing

1545
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:07,480
in the world.

1546
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,000
All forms of humanity

1547
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:09,580
and decency,

1548
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,280
such as letting,

1549
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:11,520
pregnant women,

1550
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,160
see their partners,

1551
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,700
needs to stop it

1552
00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:15,700
until COVID is gone.

1553
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,780
And that's a great scenario.

1554
00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:18,600
And look at this,

1555
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:19,840
we need to go drone here

1556
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,860
because I've just noticed

1557
00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:21,660
something who's,

1558
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:22,320
someone,

1559
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,080
someone who's very dronistic.

1560
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:25,600
Let's have a look at the drone.

1561
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:30,980
We got something.

1562
00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:31,780
Thanks for the tip.

1563
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:35,480
Up the nurses,

1564
00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:36,460
thank you very much.

1565
00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,280
An adventure,

1566
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:38,180
look yonder.

1567
00:58:38,660 --> 00:58:39,360
Who's this guy

1568
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:39,820
in the back,

1569
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,000
look.

1570
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:49,340
Who's this now,

1571
00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:49,600
look.

1572
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,460
Clenched hands.

1573
00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:58,440
Clenched mans.

1574
00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:09,320
Thanks for the tip.

1575
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,580
We do this,

1576
00:59:18,620 --> 00:59:19,080
we do this.

1577
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:33,840
Thanks for the tip.

1578
00:59:33,840 --> 01:00:03,820
Thank you.

1579
01:00:03,820 --> 01:00:33,800
Thank you.

1580
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,800
I can match the frame there.

1581
01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:44,800
We have to recalibrate the picture there.

1582
01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:46,980
We can recalibrate it and I can get in it.

1583
01:00:48,740 --> 01:00:49,560
Bear with us, folks.

1584
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:51,540
Bear with us.

1585
01:00:51,540 --> 01:01:21,520
Bear with us.

1586
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:29,800
The great thing is the great denizens of Twitter, known as people on Twitter, have provided us with endless lyrics for this song.

1587
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:37,360
It's known as the vaccination, Ireland's vaccination, successful vaccination program, which has done so well in the world.

1588
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,900
It's better than everyone at the moment.

1589
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,100
Over 70% of the population vaccinated.

1590
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,040
Now we go through the looking glass people.

1591
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:49,980
Here am I the other day with Stephen Donnelly congratulating all the vaccine centers.

1592
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:55,680
And I will be reading the lyrics of the song known as Vax, Vax, Vax, the night away.

1593
01:01:57,900 --> 01:01:58,920
Hold on to your hats.

1594
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,460
It's a piece of performance art.

1595
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,380
It's not been pioneered until now.

1596
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,060
Deck, Art, Payne.

1597
01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:04,700
Thank you very much.

1598
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,560
Holding a fake arm.

1599
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,260
Thank you very much.

1600
01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:06,980
Doomsday picnic.

1601
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:07,600
And up the nurse.

1602
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,220
Thank you very much.

1603
01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:08,840
Let's go for it.

1604
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:19,040
It's a bit Schindler's List, isn't it?

1605
01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:21,780
Okay.

1606
01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:32,340
Friendly advice.

1607
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:39,780
Sort out the maternity issue because it's utter madness.

1608
01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:41,780
Thank you very much.

1609
01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:42,780
Thank you very much.

1610
01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:43,020
Thank you very much.

1611
01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:49,720
Kept from supporting their partner fully while giving birth.

1612
01:02:50,660 --> 01:03:04,020
When there are so many restrictions easing, the idea that it's sorted when it's not is a further insult.

1613
01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:06,300
Insult.

1614
01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:08,360
Show more replies.

1615
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,120
Credit where it's due, Stephen.

1616
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,360
You're doing a great job.

1617
01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:17,360
I was critical at the start.

1618
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:23,320
And I'm happy to admit I've been proved wrong.

1619
01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:24,860
So keep it up.

1620
01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:26,040
Keep it up.

1621
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,160
Keep it up.

1622
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:28,320
You cheeky pup.

1623
01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:32,000
David Sheehy now.

1624
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:32,660
David Sheehy.

1625
01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:35,820
People go to get...

1626
01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:43,160
People go to get a vaccine and the queue moves well.

1627
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:49,300
And all of a sudden they think the government has done a great job.

1628
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:53,920
We are seven months into vaccinations.

1629
01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:01,120
Only 43% vaccinated.

1630
01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:02,900
Big D.

1631
01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:04,580
Where's he getting his information from?

1632
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:06,820
He's got...

1633
01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:08,300
Have we not got...

1634
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:09,560
Hold on a second.

1635
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:11,820
The lyrics need fucking research in here, David.

1636
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,760
He's after saying that we've only got 43%.

1637
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,600
That's a lie.

1638
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,500
I think it's like fucking 70 odd, isn't it?

1639
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:22,100
Maybe he's a troll.

1640
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:23,440
Is David Sheehy a troll?

1641
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,300
David Sheehy are you out there?

1642
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:26,980
We're looking for you.

1643
01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:28,840
You've got your facts muddled.

1644
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,740
Let's go back here and see now.

1645
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,580
We might go to the top because I think the...

1646
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:35,200
Nah, fuck it.

1647
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,840
We'll just go for another tweet.

1648
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:37,680
There could be something...

1649
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:38,660
There could be some other gold.

1650
01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:39,840
Let's have a look here and see.

1651
01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:42,940
Wow.

1652
01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:45,300
I could be behind the desk.

1653
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:48,840
Hold on, folks.

1654
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:53,140
I know this could be laborious and tiresome viewing, but it is...

1655
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,620
What else are you fucking watching?

1656
01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:58,060
Why is he crouching?

1657
01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:00,300
Crouching tiger.

1658
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,620
Hidden Donnelly.

1659
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:04,780
Hidden Donnelly.

1660
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:08,140
Thank you very much, PottyBob, for the tip and Deckard Payne.

1661
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,360
I've been waiting in the rafters, says Deckard.

1662
01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:12,940
Shout out to Dan, the only one Highlander.

1663
01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:15,660
Look, Steve.

1664
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,380
Steve, Steve, stand up.

1665
01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,320
Stand up, Steve.

1666
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,700
You're not in the doll now.

1667
01:05:23,260 --> 01:05:27,420
I know that you're giving fucking doll privileges and you can kneel and you can pray and bow.

1668
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,000
And you're not kneeling here.

1669
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,060
I don't...

1670
01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:33,020
It's nothing to do with the fucking Black Lives Matter movement.

1671
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:33,920
Stand up.

1672
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:35,260
Thank you, Jonathan.

1673
01:05:35,260 --> 01:05:36,360
Are you coming in or...

1674
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,260
Do you want vaccinating or not, Steve?

1675
01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:39,240
Steven.

1676
01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:42,000
Look.

1677
01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:45,000
I don't give a rat's ass, Steve.

1678
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,660
You're either getting vaccinated or you're not.

1679
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,400
And look at the heel work on him.

1680
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:51,460
He's got...

1681
01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:55,880
He's got a lovely pair of brogues on him there.

1682
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:57,440
Spit shined.

1683
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,460
Blue chinos.

1684
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:00,280
Thanks for the tip.

1685
01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:01,860
And a lovely summer blue shirt.

1686
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:10,660
Let's get that music rolling and read some of these lovely, lovely comments on his post, which has four retweets.

1687
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:14,520
Stop lying to the Irish people.

1688
01:06:15,620 --> 01:06:16,360
Thanks for the tip.

1689
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:19,560
They don't appear to be any fish.

1690
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,920
Thank you very much for the...

1691
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:26,500
David Sheehy, Fact Jack and Crouching Steve, Hidden Vax and Wittgenstein.

1692
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:27,900
Beautiful voice, you say.

1693
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:28,600
Thanks very much.

1694
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:32,980
I don't know what we can dig out here because there's nobody else that's giving us any lyrics.

1695
01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:36,760
Susie Buckley is coming strong there.

1696
01:06:37,420 --> 01:06:40,280
She's retweeted herself from the day before, it seems.

1697
01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:43,320
And here we go with this.

1698
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:47,340
Let's hit that tunage and give us some Donnelly wave.

1699
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,820
A new acoustic tale from Field, the band known as Field Rotation.

1700
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,120
Sorry, it's rubbish.

1701
01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:01,480
Oh, here we go.

1702
01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:08,820
Stephen.

1703
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,460
Thanks for the tip.

1704
01:07:15,540 --> 01:07:16,820
Thanks very much for the tip.

1705
01:07:16,980 --> 01:07:21,200
It's too slow.

1706
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:21,920
It's too slow.

1707
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,200
Sorry, one sec now.

1708
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,300
Get Vany on the beat.

1709
01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:31,200
Let me have a look here now.

1710
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:31,860
Sorry about this.

1711
01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:33,020
Let's just get something going.

1712
01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:33,940
We've got some music.

1713
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:37,100
If we can get some music going, at least we've got something happening there.

1714
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:47,600
Yes.

1715
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,700
No, that'll do.

1716
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,660
Here we go.

1717
01:07:53,660 --> 01:07:54,880
Stephen Donnelly.

1718
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:55,120
Stephen Donnelly.

1719
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120
Stephen Donnelly.

1720
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120
Stephen Donnelly.

1721
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120
Stephen Donnelly.

1722
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120
Stephen Donnelly.

1723
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120
Stephen Donnelly.

1724
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,600
Stephen Donnelly.

1725
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,380
Why are you crouching?

1726
01:07:57,380 --> 01:07:58,500
Stephen Donnelly.

1727
01:07:58,500 --> 01:07:59,120
Stephen Donnelly.

1728
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,580
Stephen Donnelly.

1729
01:08:01,580 --> 01:08:02,580
Stephen Donnelly.

1730
01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:03,580
Stephen Donnelly.

1731
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:04,540
Stephen Donnelly.

1732
01:08:04,540 --> 01:08:18,160
Stevie Dali. Why are you crouching? Stevie Dali. Crouching tiger hit a minister. Stevie Dali. Are you getting bags tonight? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1733
01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:29,580
Are you coming in to get the needle? What do you want? Johnson or the Janssen? What's the story with you? Are you on the Astra? AstraZeneca?

1734
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:44,200
Why are you crouching? There's a chair for you there. Stand up instead. You're looking kind of silly. Crouching. What's a crack there? Why are you crouching? Why are you crouching?

1735
01:08:46,580 --> 01:09:04,140
Babies born to vaccinated men and women. Reach child making age a full picture regarding mRNA and its impact. Infertility cannot be effectively evaluated using scientific principles.

1736
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:12,640
No safety can be guaranteed. It's scientifically unethical.

1737
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,900
Wow. It does work.

1738
01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:30,680
It does work. We've got to the- we got there. It was- it was hard. It's like you get a fucking- you can't make a diamond and you gotta polish it and chip away. We had a big chunk of shitty rock and now we've dusted it down. We've swept it off and we've got a lovely little diamond here.

1739
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:45,980
Big round of applause. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big round of applause for Susie Buckley on Twitter who's provided us with some cracking lyrics to this amazing new tune that we're about to broadcast live into your ears and face.

1740
01:09:45,980 --> 01:10:03,760
It's me in a vaccination centre singing to the minister, crouching tiger hidden Donnelly. It's a first for the airwaves. It's a first for the world. And I'm proud to be able to bring it to you right here, right now, Susie Buckley featuring the music of Antonio Carlos Yubi.

1741
01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:08,540
Go again, sorry.

1742
01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:35,280
Until babies born to vaccinated men and women reach child making age. A full picture regarding mRNA and its impact infertility cannot be effectively evaluated.

1743
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:44,900
During scientific variables. No safety guaranteed can be made. Ha ha! No safety guaranteed can be made.

1744
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:57,500
Look at that. It's great as well because you always come across a nugget of bad grammar and there's nothing that we love more here than something that just has not been wrote well.

1745
01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:09,940
No safety guaranteed can be made. Ha ha! It was a letter too far. Should we get the music? Can we get the music? Music back, please. Thank you.

1746
01:11:09,940 --> 01:11:36,160
No safety guaranteed can be made. No safety guaranteed can be made. A letter too far. You shouldn't have wrote D. Just guarantee would have done. Would have done. Would have done.

1747
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:48,780
And that's enough for that. We've gone too far. I'm going to blame. If you want to blame anyone for that, blame Steve Jennings. It's his fault. He brought it up. And here we are.

1748
01:11:49,220 --> 01:12:02,280
Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip.

1749
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:10,600
this game's release in the shape of numerous pga golf titles and other shitty not as successful

1750
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:17,500
spin-offs like actual golf on the ps1 thanks which featured the the golfing commentary of peter alice

1751
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:22,740
the late great peter alice and the other scottish fella i can't remember what his name but uh when

1752
01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:27,760
the ball i remember when the ball got fucking struck off into like the woodland the scottish

1753
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:36,760
commentator would go oh my it's landing in a bush and uh that was a real real highlight of that game

1754
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:42,360
but i remember we heard here as we played the video there's a sound effect of a man going yeah

1755
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:49,100
listen to this when he strikes the ball and fella goes yeah player game feature called player net

1756
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:57,900
get out oh yeah get out get out uh if you've ever watched a fella take a drive in a in a you know

1757
01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:02,700
off a tee in one of these major golf tournaments there's usually lots of men just hanging around

1758
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:07,700
looking at the man smack the ball off the tee and then once the ball is in the air they say things

1759
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:16,700
like get out fuck you yeah just all that kind of bravado machismo bullshit

1760
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:28,700
not bad sony interactive demonstrated its first time the custard slinger thank you very much for

1761
01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:35,900
windows 95 called twisted metal and war hawk sony is porting the games from its playstation game console

1762
01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:37,540
with similar look and feel.

1763
01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:39,180
Look at the shade of that.

1764
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:42,760
Clawslosed.

1765
01:13:43,380 --> 01:13:43,780
Clawslosed.

1766
01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:46,340
They didn't even bother to rectify that.

1767
01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:47,800
I mean, it doesn't say,

1768
01:13:47,860 --> 01:13:50,120
oh, does it close twice and they blast a hole in the wall?

1769
01:13:50,820 --> 01:13:52,240
First titles for Windows 95.

1770
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,960
Look at this gaming setup here.

1771
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:55,140
It's an amazing scenario.

1772
01:13:55,540 --> 01:13:57,900
Very beige, but it does the trick.

1773
01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:00,980
I've called Twisted Metal and Warhawk.

1774
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,600
Sony is porting the games from its PlayStation game console

1775
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,240
with similar look and feel.

1776
01:14:06,860 --> 01:14:09,620
The Windows versions are expected to ship in 1996.

1777
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:12,840
Wow.

1778
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,080
For players craving sensory feedback,

1779
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,720
Judgment Day had some hardware innovations as well.

1780
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,100
Exos introduced the Power Stick,

1781
01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:21,840
a joystick with force feedback.

1782
01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:25,880
The hand grip responds to virtual forces according to the game.

1783
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,340
Crash your car and get a nasty jolt.

1784
01:14:29,180 --> 01:14:31,400
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

1785
01:14:31,660 --> 01:14:31,800
Wow.

1786
01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:33,640
That looks rubbish.

1787
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:38,580
Quick little goosey gander at that there.

1788
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:40,680
Your man playing with his joystick.

1789
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,680
Innovations as well.

1790
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:44,500
And then he gave a little sly, sly little wind to the camera there.

1791
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,700
A joystick with force feedback.

1792
01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:46,460
My freeze frame.

1793
01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:49,860
The hand grip responds to virtual forces according to the game.

1794
01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:56,500
your car you get nasty drip response to virtual forces according okay there we go

1795
01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:59,860
drone I'm getting the hang of this again now getting the hang of this just need to

1796
01:14:59,860 --> 01:15:03,280
go quickly back to the drones of dark ambient drone sounds get thanks for the

1797
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:13,240
tip clock and clock and splash dead post here we go tonight at nine and tonight at

1798
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:19,060
nine tonight at tonight at nine on prime time he was the man who played with too

1799
01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:28,240
many joysticks we just into the game he was the man who played with the joysticks

1800
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:35,080
but what was the secret there we go

1801
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:56,660
the game

1802
01:15:56,660 --> 01:15:59,660
what it is

1803
01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:08,840
the game

1804
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:21,020
the game

1805
01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:26,260
sorry about that cut to the game got a car and get a nasty jolt to the computer

1806
01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:30,200
chronicles I'm Giles Bateman

1807
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:35,200
"Giles Bateman back!"

1808
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:40,200
"Yeah, Bateman!"

1809
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,200
"Giles Bateman's gonna fuckin' bait you, man!"

1810
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:46,200
"Do you want the Journeyman projector? Wish you had! You wanna make sure and watch the-"

1811
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:50,200
"Match, we tuned in to Computer Chronicles and the audio track had been replaced by just this."

1812
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:54,200
"Giles Bateman gonna fuckin' bait you, man!"

1813
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:58,200
"You shoulda put me in Computer Chronicles, eh?"

1814
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:01,200
"Fuckin' Giles Bateman's after you, man!"

1815
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,200
"The Giles Bateman Chronicles, eh?"

1816
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,200
"Gonna bait you!"

1817
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:10,200
"And we'll put that sound back on again."

1818
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:18,200
"We're pulling through time in a fully self-contained biosuit. There's a little image of it here in the window."

1819
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,200
"Fully self-contained biosuit."

1820
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:24,200
"We have navigation controls here where we're able to move through inventory controls with objects that we're carrying."

1821
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,200
"If the computer needs to speak with you, we use the message window."

1822
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:30,200
"And the biochips are the area where we can sort of add extensions to the interface."

1823
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:30,200
"Biochips!"

1824
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,200
"As you walk around and collect objects, you can-"

1825
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,200
"Extensions by new functions, capabilities, powers."

1826
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,200
"Exactly."

1827
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:36,200
"Right."

1828
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,200
"Alright, where are we right now, Michelle?"

1829
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:40,200
"We are on the top of a Mayan temple in Chichen Itza."

1830
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,200
"Are you f*ck!"

1831
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:46,200
"In Yucatan Peninsula and the year is 1050 and we're searching for evidence that will prove our innocence."

1832
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:52,200
"We've been framed for altering history and so here we are and we know that someone's been here before and we're looking for evidence."

1833
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:59,200
"These are Mayan hieroglyphs that we have here and I'm going to use this opportunity to introduce you to a character that's traveling with us."

1834
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,200
"His name is Arthur and he's on one of our biochips."

1835
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,200
"F*ckin hell."

1836
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:04,200
"If I pull him up I can have him comment on the hieroglyphs."

1837
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,200
"Whoa, whoa, whoa."

1838
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:09,200
"Have you heard the inf- information overload here?"

1839
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,200
"It's like, we got a biochip."

1840
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,200
"This was made by a man called Arthur."

1841
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,200
"He was a bio specialist."

1842
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:18,200
"If we look over here, you've got a bio screen."

1843
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:23,200
"This technology was convinced at the time that we were going to be able to create our own biosphere."

1844
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:26,200
"If you move over here, you select another chip."

1845
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:29,200
"Hit the comment button and we've gone into another biodome."

1846
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,200
"Mayan hieroglyphs."

1847
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,200
"Chip to world for all planets."

1848
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:38,200
"Objects you can, if the computer needs to speak with you, we use the message window."

1849
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:44,200
"And the biochips are the area where we can sort of add extensions to the interface as you walk around and collect objects."

1850
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:47,200
"Extensions by new functions, capabilities, powers."

1851
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,200
"Exactly."

1852
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:49,200
"Right."

1853
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,200
"Alright, where are we right now?"

1854
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:51,200
"That's right, yeah!"

1855
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:55,200
"We are on the top of a Mayan temple in Chichen Itza in the Yucatan Peninsula."

1856
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:59,200
"The year is 1050 and we're searching for evidence that will prove our innocence."

1857
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:03,200
"We've been framed for altering history and so here we are."

1858
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:07,200
"We've been framed for altering history."

1859
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,200
"I want to say thanks to Giles Bandwith is after you."

1860
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:15,200
"And Grant Hildebrand."

1861
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,200
"Gwaaah, Grant Hildebrand."

1862
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,200
"And Benny Rance and Legfend."

1863
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,200
"Aldis Hook's Grave Roller."

1864
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,200
"Vincent Brown."

1865
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:23,200
"Hidden Donnelly."

1866
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,200
"Legfends."

1867
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,200
"And Barry."

1868
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,200
"And Mick the Jabber."

1869
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,200
"And thank you very, very, very, very much.

1870
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,200
David Sheehy fact check."

1871
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,200
"And we know that someone's been here before and we're looking for evidence."

1872
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,200
"Mhm."

1873
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:39,200
"These are Mayan hieroglyphs that we have here and I'm going to use this opportunity to introduce you to a character that's traveling with us."

1874
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,200
"His name is Arthur and he's on one of our biochips."

1875
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,200
"And if I pull him up I can have him comment on the hieroglyphs."

1876
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,200
"Those are Mayan hieroglyphs."

1877
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,200
"They had a pretty sophisticated photograph right?"

1878
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:53,200
"So there's this sort of sage guy who's always with me and helps me understand what's going on and solve problems."

1879
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,200
"That's right and the game takes..."

1880
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:59,200
"We'll be solving problems, okay, what else is this available on it?"

1881
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,200
"And I'll cancel."

1882
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,200
"It's 40 or 50 hours to play."

1883
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:12,200
"Game P.U. and thank you very much. Get yourself a pint, I will. Don't read this on air. Please, alright, thank you very much."

1884
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,200
"And thank you, thank you very, very much for the tip."

1885
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,200
"Playing so this way you don't feel lonely as you're going through."

1886
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,200
"I hope it only takes me 40 hours."

1887
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,200
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's show you."

1888
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:22,200
"Because it's shit."

1889
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,200
"Even Stuart knows that. He's not even a gamer."

1890
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:31,200
"And he knows that it doesn't have the pace, it doesn't draw you in, it's just crap."

1891
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,200
"But let's just see how it develops."

1892
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,200
"I don't think it's going to get any better guys."

1893
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,200
"Biosphere, he's talking about biochips."

1894
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:43,200
"So far, from what I've seen, I would have not played this kind of game."

1895
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:50,200
"And the kind of kids in school that would have played it, you probably wouldn't have been playing with them."

1896
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,200
"That kind of a way, do you know?"

1897
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,200
"They would have just been different vibes."

1898
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:55,200
"They would have been dungeon kids."

1899
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,200
"Dungeon crawlers, scrollers."

1900
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,200
"And maybe you would have just gone out with the ball at playtime."

1901
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,200
"I'm not sure."

1902
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:07,200
"But if there was Street Fighter 2 Turbo on the SNES, then you'd definitely play it."

1903
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,200
"The likes of this."

1904
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,200
"However, it was for educative kids."

1905
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:15,200
"It was for kids who had the latest computer technology."

1906
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,200
"Probably rich enough parents."

1907
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,200
"They were, you know..."

1908
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,200
"And leave it to them."

1909
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,200
"That kind of way."

1910
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,200
"That's how you look at objects, because that's really cool."

1911
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:25,200
"Sure, this is an object which I'm finding on the ground."

1912
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,200
"And I can pick it up and drag it into my inventory."

1913
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,200
"And then I can inspect that object."

1914
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:31,200
"So here is a ceramic bowl which is filled with incense."

1915
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,200
"And traditionally you would use that as an offering to the gods in the temple."

1916
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,200
"But we're going to jump to another time zone."

1917
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:39,200
"There are seven different environments in the game."

1918
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,200
"And we're going to go to Chateau-Gayard."

1919
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,200
"This is the medieval..."

1920
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:45,200
"So we're jumping ahead a couple hundred years."

1921
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:46,200
"Right."

1922
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,200
"And going to France?"

1923
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,200
"For France. Normandy, France."

1924
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,200
"This is an English castle standing on French soil."

1925
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,200
"And it was Richard the Lionheart's castle."

1926
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:57,200
"And Philip Augustus desperately wanted to take the castle back for France."

1927
01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:58,200
"And when..."

1928
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:01,200
"Information overload, like just show us the game man."

1929
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:03,200
"Don't care about the history."

1930
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,200
"I mean the game should be good on its own merit, you know."

1931
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,200
"If the game is good enough, it's funny, then you play it and it's good."

1932
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,200
"And then you go back and I want to play that again."

1933
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:15,200
"And then you start realizing, oh, it actually had a story and this happened and that happened."

1934
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,200
"It relates to real life."

1935
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:21,200
"But when they're foisting all this clack and bump onto you."

1936
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,200
"First and foremost, it's not going to work."

1937
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:28,200
"For someone who's been reared on SNES games."

1938
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,200
"Do you know?"

1939
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:32,200
"I don't think there was anything like this on Nintendo or fucking."

1940
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,200
"Richard died in the year 1203."

1941
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,200
"They began a siege."

1942
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,200
"On siege."

1943
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,200
"So this stuff is all historically sound."

1944
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,200
"This is all based on true actual fact."

1945
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,200
"Yeah."

1946
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:41,200
"It's a recreation of the real castle."

1947
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,200
"That really happened."

1948
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,200
"This is one of the guards, which is one of the few remaining guards."

1949
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:51,200
"And he meets a demise here from a stray arrow from one of the French soldiers."

1950
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,200
"Lucky thing for us."

1951
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:53,200
"Lucky."

1952
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:56,200
"Yes, because as a time traveler, you're not supposed to be spotted by people."

1953
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,200
"It may actually affect the future."

1954
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:05,200
"What I want to do is I want to move from the top of the tower down inside so that you can see how we're changing the lighting and the environment."

1955
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,200
"Check out those graphs."

1956
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:11,200
"And when you play the game in a dark room with loudspeakers, it becomes a very immersive environment."

1957
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,200
"You get drawn into the story."

1958
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:14,200
"DF fuck."

1959
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,200
"It's very easy to lose yourself in the world."

1960
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,200
"DF fuck."

1961
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,200
"Can we jump into the future real quick and show me that future part of the future?"

1962
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,200
"Sure, absolutely.

1963
01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:21,200
What I'll do is I'll recall to the future apartment."

1964
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,200
"And this is 300 years an hour."

1965
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:28,200
"Like those are the tinted ones as well."

1966
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:31,200
"It's a great coiffeur and a lovely set up as well."

1967
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:36,200
"The suit jacket with the t-shirt combination pack and a brooch there."

1968
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,200
"I don't know what that means, but it's a great scenario."

1969
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,200
"Future from today."

1970
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:47,200
"And it'll give you a good example of how our industrial designers are creating worlds and visualizing some of the technology changes."

1971
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:50,200
"As an example, in this particular room, you don't need a roof because force field is not going to be a roof."

1972
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:55,200
"Because force fields are evolved enough that as I look around, I'll be able to look up and see right out into the sky."

1973
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:59,200
"And the thought is that people would like to live in natural daylight settings."

1974
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,200
"Thanks for the tips."

1975
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:03,200
"Okay, buried in time and what kind of machine do I need to run it?"

1976
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:09,200
"On a PC it would take a 33 megahertz 486 and on a Mac a 68040 or better."

1977
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:10,200
"Nice!"

1978
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,200
"Alright, Michelle, thank you very much."

1979
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:17,200
"Alright, next I want to introduce you to another great piece of software for gamers, but also by the way, a piece of hardware for gamers."

1980
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,200
"Before I get to the computer, this is Josh Resnick."

1981
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:26,200
"It's a hard H scenario with Stu, as we've seen time and time again, it's a man who really loves to stress the H at the beginning of a word."

1982
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,200
"Thanks for the tip."

1983
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,200
"Thanks for the tip."

1984
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:38,200
"And he's implemented that technique with the word 'hardware' as to, thank you very much Barry, Paul Meschgl, Legfen, thank you very much Resistream, when it's coming soon enough."

1985
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:43,200
"Claire Scenario B. We were meant to do it last year or two years ago. We didn't get round to it."

1986
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:47,200
"You thought you had it solved." "You didn't." "It's going to be coming soon enough."

1987
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:52,200
"Have to run an emulator on the PC to get it going, you know the crack, it's just fucking pain in the arse."

1988
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:56,200
"Whereas this is great, Stuart Sheffey likes to stress H at the beginning of sentences."

1989
01:24:56,200 --> 01:25:02,200
"We've seen him say the word 'handheld'. We've heard him say it."

1990
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:06,200
"He says not 'handheld', he goes 'handheld device'."

1991
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:10,200
"And here he is with the word 'hardware'. It's a crazy bit of business."

1992
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:16,200
"I'll introduce you to another great piece of software for gamers, but also by the way, a piece of hardware for gamers."

1993
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,200
"Before I get to the..."

1994
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,200
"Hardware?"

1995
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:25,200
"There's like a little bit of a kind of a euphoria he reaches when he does say that word."

1996
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:29,200
"Maybe it's just the thought of hardware which is making him really get there."

1997
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:32,200
"Also by the way, a piece of hardware for gamers."

1998
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:35,200
"Before I get to the computer, this is Josh Resnick of Activision."

1999
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:39,200
"Josh is going to show us this gigantic new game called MechWarrior 2."

2000
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:44,200
"The machine we're running it on here, I want to explain, is really a PC designed for game players."

2001
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,200
"Whoa, it's a..."

2002
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,200
"It's a $3,000 dedicated..."

2003
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:48,200
"Fucking $3,000!"

2004
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:49,200
"Thanks for the trip."

2005
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:51,200
"You wouldn't even pay that nowadays."

2006
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:54,200
"And that probably gave you zero gaming capability."

2007
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:58,200
"Probably gave you blocky graphics unironically."

2008
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:01,200
"It was just, that was the way it was at the time."

2009
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,200
"Shit graphics."

2010
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:03,200
"For three grand."

2011
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:05,200
"Crazy bit of business."

2012
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,200
"And that's old money as well, we're not talking about now."

2013
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,200
"Handheld thigh grab, thank you very much."

2014
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:14,200
"Let's just get the can before we see this, because it looks like it's going to be sensational."

2015
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:33,200
"It's 133 megahertz pendium, it's got a 6x CD-ROM drive, a 1.6 gig hard drive, it comes with built-in MPEG, 45 watt speakers, and it comes bundled with 11 great games, including MechWarrior and Buried in Time, which we just saw before. So this is the gamers PC."

2016
01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:36,200
"All right, let's see how it does on MechWarrior 2. Tell us what the game's about, Josh."

2017
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:43,200
"Sure. MechWarrior 2 is an action simulation set in the 31st century, and you are a pilot of one of these large battle mechs."

2018
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:44,200
"Battle mech."

2019
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:49,200
"And your goal is to advance in the ranks of your particular clan and become the leader."

2020
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:52,200
"All right, so I'm one of these robot things you call a MechWarrior."

2021
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,200
"Exactly."

2022
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:58,200
"And I can design my robot, and then I go into battle, and I've got to beat all the other guys and rise to the top of my class."

2023
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:06,200
"Right, right, exactly. But there's an incredible amount of depth and variety to the game. Right now we're just in one of maybe 30 different terrains that are available in that."

2024
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,200
"Look at the state of this."

2025
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:11,200
"We have ice planets, and we have canyons, and we have nighttime urban missions."

2026
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,200
"Now the key thing, this is full 3D all the way around, right?"

2027
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:19,200
"Exactly. For instance, I can free up my eye point inside this cockpit, which is a real 3D object inside the game."

2028
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:20,200
"Wow."

2029
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,200
"Everything you're looking at is 3D."

2030
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:23,200
"No way."

2031
01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:24,200
"It's a full screen game."

2032
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,200
"Wow."

2033
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,200
"In fact, it actually recreates the physical aspects of the world that it's in."

2034
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:32,200
"For instance, we're taking into account gravity, weight, size, weather."

2035
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,200
"So it's a real simulation."

2036
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,200
"It's a real simulation."

2037
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:37,200
"Alright, stop for a second and show me what's on the screen because there's an awful lot of stuff going on."

2038
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,200
"Okay."

2039
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:40,200
"Start with the upper right, and what's that telling me?"

2040
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,200
"That's where that displays all your different weapon systems."

2041
01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:46,200
"So we have particle cannons, and missiles, and lasers."

2042
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,200
"So the weapon's available to me on this particular mech."

2043
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:49,200
"Bottom right is me?"

2044
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:50,200
"Exactly."

2045
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:54,200
"Exactly. Bottom right is me. I'm invulnerable, so I'm not taking any damage right now."

2046
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:56,200
"Okay. Bottom left is the bad guy I'm going after."

2047
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:57,200
"Exactly. And I'm targeting him right now."

2048
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:59,200
"And yellow means he's been damaged in that part."

2049
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:00,200
"Exactly."

2050
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:01,200
"Right."

2051
01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:02,200
"And upper left is my radar view."

2052
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:16,200
"Look at this. They're having to pan across a fucking CRT display because they can't... there's no way of routing the image to their own broadcasting device."

2053
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:21,200
"So we're literally seeing just bits of the screen. It's very confusing. Very, very confusing."

2054
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:25,200
"Radar view, and you can bring this full screen, or you can remove it from the screen."

2055
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,200
"It's really up to you."

2056
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:30,200
"Okay, now, MechWarrior, you're playing against the computer right now."

2057
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:31,200
"Right."

2058
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,200
"But you actually have an ability on this with two guys to play over a modem, right?"

2059
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:38,200
"Exactly. Exactly. You can play head-to-head over a local area network, or you can play modem-to-modem."

2060
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:42,200
"And under development right now is an eight-player, multiplayer game."

2061
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:45,200
"So it's a lot of fun. It's a great game."

2062
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:48,200
"All right, take me to the top of the game and show me how you picked the MechWarrior."

2063
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:54,200
"Big, big, big, big welcome there to Paddy O'Kearney in the chat who says, 'Is this MechWarrior 2?'"

2064
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:58,200
"I wanna say congratulations, Paddy O'Kearney."

2065
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,200
"You've got it right. It is MechWarrior 2."

2066
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:06,200
"And it's amazing to see people just joining the stream and knowing what the hell this game is."

2067
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,200
"Because I've never seen it before."

2068
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:10,200
"It looks like a clunky old chunk of blocks."

2069
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:15,200
"A clunky old chunk of blocks on a fucking planet you don't wanna be on."

2070
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:18,200
"That's what the working title of the game was."

2071
01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:23,200
"But they eventually fucking pared it down into the diamond title that was MechWarrior 2."

2072
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,200
"And it sold millions."

2073
01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,200
"We design your robot because this is not just shoot 'em up."

2074
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:31,200
"I mean there's strategy to figuring out what kind of machine is gonna win in this environment."

2075
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,200
"Absolutely. In fact there's a lot of strategy involved."

2076
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:37,200
"You might have noticed that some of the other mechs in this mission were actually using their jump jets."

2077
01:29:37,200 --> 01:29:39,200
"To try to jump on top of your head."

2078
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,200
"So there's full aerial combat in the game."

2079
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:45,200
"Do I want to decide do I want jump jets in my MechWarrior or some other tool depending on who I'm fighting and where I'm playing?"

2080
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:51,200
"Exactly. I'm gonna take us back to our home planet right now and I'll take you into the MechPlant where the MechWarrior can choose."

2081
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,200
"And Stuart just looking back and forth there to check up."

2082
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:59,200
"Because I have the idea here that Stuart really doesn't care what he's talking about."

2083
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:04,200
"So he has to look for visual cues to make sure he's actually still on the right track."

2084
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,200
"And he's looking over at your man."

2085
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:10,200
"I want jump jets in my MechWarrior or some other tool depending on who I'm fighting and where I'm playing."

2086
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:12,200
"Exactly. I'm gonna take his back."

2087
01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:13,200
"Those eyes there."

2088
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,200
"And then watch he'll look away again."

2089
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:16,200
"Back to our home."

2090
01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:17,200
"And then wait."

2091
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:20,200
"He's gonna look back again for it just to make sure everything's going okay."

2092
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:21,200
"Home planet right."

2093
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,200
"And there we go. Home planet."

2094
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:28,200
"And I'll take you into the MechPlant where the MechWarrior can choose which Mech he wants to go into battle in."

2095
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:34,200
"He's already grabbing. He's grabbing stuff because he knows that he's not interested and he wants to just move on."

2096
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:38,200
"But hopefully we can get some great content out of this MechWarrior game."

2097
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:41,200
"There's 16 different mechs in the game."

2098
01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:44,200
"And all you have to do is just cycle through these different mechs."

2099
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:46,200
"It's like Metal Gear Solid."

2100
01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:50,200
"They needn't have even made Metal Gear Solid after this."

2101
01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:54,200
"A nuclear equipped walking battle tank."

2102
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:55,200
"A bipedal robot."

2103
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,200
"It's got a gun, rail arm."

2104
01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:59,200
"It's got two leggings on it."

2105
01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:03,200
"I wonder did they rip this off from Kojima?"

2106
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:04,200
"And it's called Mad Dog."

2107
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:07,200
"I wonder did Johnny Adair have anything to do with it?"

2108
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,200
"I mean it is orange."

2109
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:11,200
"The machine is orange."

2110
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:23,200
"So we don't know. But if anybody, if Johnny if you are watching drop us a like or a share or even a comment in the box and we'll be sure to figure out what's going on."

2111
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,200
"Callsign of this thing is Freebird Toad Mad Dog."

2112
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:35,200
"And you can use the interface to actually swap out which engine type you have, what type of weapons you have, which type of mech you have, heat sinks, you name it, it can be changed."

2113
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,200
"Minimum hardware for MechWarrior 2 is..."

2114
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,200
"It's got a 6666. But it always plays better on a Pantheon."

2115
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:40,200
"Right, thanks."

2116
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,200
"Get to fuck you serious."

2117
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:46,200
"Let's have a listen to that now again. It's a little shlugnik5. Thank you very much."

2118
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:49,200
"An inhale thigh grab."

2119
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:56,200
"Oi Francis," says Barry, "click this link, YouTube, for some frank butcher action. I know you'll love it."

2120
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:58,200
"Come on West Ham, I know you'll love it."

2121
01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:02,200
"Let's just see there now, because I've got the links open on a different display."

2122
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:07,200
"Technovikin, smoke in the reefer, it looks like a great meme video."

2123
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:10,200
"I can't open it right here, right now."

2124
01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:15,200
"But I will endeavour to get to open it at some point in the stream."

2125
01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:18,200
"But right now I want to know what the hell's going on with MechWarrior."

2126
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:21,200
"That last, this cheeky little last question."

2127
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:25,200
"Which gets asked here to your man, whatever his name is."

2128
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:26,200
"His name, a slipman."

2129
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:31,200
"Look, what I've just seen here, down at the bottom right hand corner of the screen."

2130
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:33,200
"Look at the cursor guys."

2131
01:32:33,200 --> 01:32:36,200
"He's going for the same thigh grab technique."

2132
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:41,200
"But it's a little bit more conservative than the fella who was touching up his groin."

2133
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:44,200
"While talking to Shafé, good good or whatever."

2134
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:50,200
"Let's get a timecode for this, it's 1447."

2135
01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:54,200
"Let's go back and have a look at your man again who says we did a good good."

2136
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:57,200
"Because that was something else."

2137
01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:59,200
"Here we go, here we go, here we go."

2138
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:02,200
"Haha, it was actually two years prior to OJ."

2139
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:03,200
"Oh, alright."

2140
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:04,200
"So we got a good, good..."

2141
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:05,200
"Thank you very much."

2142
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:07,200
"And then we go back into 1446."

2143
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:08,200
"And then we go back into 46."

2144
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,200
"And all you have to do is to cycle through these different..."

2145
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:10,200
"For MechWarrior 2 is..."

2146
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:11,200
"4660."

2147
01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:12,200
"And then..."

2148
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:13,200
"66."

2149
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:14,200
"66."

2150
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:14,200
"Okay."

2151
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:17,200
"Mack you have, heat sinks, you name it, it can be changed."

2152
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,200
"Minimum hardware for MechWarrior 2 is..."

2153
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,200
"4666."

2154
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,200
"4666."

2155
01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:22,200
"Okay."

2156
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:23,200
"What does that mean?"

2157
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,200
"Minimum hardware for MechWarrior 2 is..."

2158
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:28,200
"4666."

2159
01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,200
"What does that mean?"

2160
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:32,200
"Is that your processor?"

2161
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,200
"Is that the name of a brand of a computer at the time?"

2162
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:35,200
"I'm not sure."

2163
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:38,200
"It's a CPU, so it's an AMD CPU," says Dark Legioner.

2164
01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:39,200
"Thank you very much."

2165
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:40,200
"And leg fend."

2166
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:42,200
"Mech history is complicated."

2167
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:47,200
"Even Transformers and how they relate to the trad Japanese robo jobs is complex."

2168
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,200
"Thanks very much for the tip."

2169
01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:51,200
"What plays better on a Pantheon?"

2170
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,200
"Right, thanks Josh."

2171
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:53,200
"Thank you."

2172
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:54,200
"Alright, sometimes it's..."

2173
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,200
"We just need to have a little look good good one more time."

2174
01:33:56,200 --> 01:34:00,200
"People are probably going to say this isn't right, why did you do that?"

2175
01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:02,200
"You kept looking at it, it's not fair."

2176
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:04,200
"But I mean, it was in the past."

2177
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:06,200
"It was actually two years prior to OJ."

2178
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:07,200
"Alright."

2179
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:08,200
"We got a good, good..."

2180
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:09,200
"Thank you very much."

2181
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:11,200
"But it always plays better on a Pantheon."

2182
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:12,200
"Right, thanks Josh."

2183
01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:13,200
"Thank you."

2184
01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:14,200
"Alright, sometimes it's fun..."

2185
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,200
"It'd be great to just keep flicking between the two boys there."

2186
01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:17,200
"The play again..."

2187
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:18,200
"Which..."

2188
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:19,200
"1446."

2189
01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:20,200
"I don't want a Pantheon."

2190
01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:21,200
"Thank you."

2191
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:22,200
"Alright, sometimes it's fun to play a game against..."

2192
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:23,200
"We got a good, good."

2193
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,200
"I have to ask you, was this inspired by the OJ driver?"

2194
01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:26,200
"Haha."

2195
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:27,200
"It was actually two years..."

2196
01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:28,200
"Alright, I have to ask you..."

2197
01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:33,200
"Alright, I have to ask you, was this originally made by OJ Simpson?"

2198
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:34,200
"Haha."

2199
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:35,200
"Thanks for the tip."

2200
01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:36,200
"It actually wasn't.

2201
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:41,200
"Two years before OJ made his video game about how he didn't kill someone, we made this."

2202
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:42,200
"We did a good, good."

2203
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:45,200
"Was this inspired by the OJ driver?"

2204
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:46,200
"Haha."

2205
01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:50,200
"It was actually two years prior to OJ, so we got a good..."

2206
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:51,200
"Thank you very much, Mike."

2207
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,200
"Alright, with the advent of Windows..."

2208
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:57,200
"Turn on your modem and take on other players from around the world."

2209
01:34:57,200 --> 01:35:03,200
"The Imagination Network, founded by Sierra Online, is a dedicated network for gamers."

2210
01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:12,200
"There are all sorts of game players: computer game players, social players, and people who love to compete at any time, in person or in cyberspace."

2211
01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:22,200
"Sue Maranucci's job and family come first, but she has found a way to keep playing with some of her favorite adventure games with other like-minded players through an online service called The Imagination."

2212
01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:23,200
"Wow!"

2213
01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:28,200
"You get to meet a lot of people online, and you learn a lot about-"

2214
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:33,200
"Sue Maranucci! I gotta tell you something about Sue Maranucci."

2215
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:41,200
"Hey, that fuck, that Sue Maranucci, she came round the other night, tried to load this imagination shit on my DOS box."

2216
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:46,200
"I said, 'Hey, get out of here, Sue."

2217
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:51,200
"So sue me, Maranucci."

2218
01:35:51,200 --> 01:36:01,200
"Hey, Nuch! Hey Maranucci! What about that imagination network you got going over there?"

2219
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:11,200
"Frankie said your story checks out! I got a DOS box over there, takes a three and a half inch floppy. How about you load up that imagination shit on there?"

2220
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:17,200
"And we start imagining together, Sue Maranucci."

2221
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:27,200
"Let's just go back there again. Sue Maranucci, gotta hand it to Sue Maranucci. She came out of the fucking nowhere zone with an amazing Super Bowl haircut. It was the haircut that broke a thousand-

2222
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,200
Computer game players, social-

2223
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:31,200
Computer game players, social-

2224
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:43,200
Computer game players, social network, and people who love to compete at any time, in person or in cyberspace. Sue Maranucci's job and family come first, but she has found-

2225
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:47,200
*laughs* Fisty Mart!

2226
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:49,200
Fucking, uh, Tommy Cooper!

2227
01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:51,200
*laughs* Tommy Cooper!

2228
01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:53,200
*laughs*

2229
01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:54,200
*laughs*

2230
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:56,780
I mean, I would, at this stage there, Fisty Mart,

2231
01:36:56,880 --> 01:37:02,440
I would like to look for a PNG transparent background image of a fez to put on.

2232
01:37:03,020 --> 01:37:04,800
But would that be taking it too far?

2233
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:09,840
Is that taking things into the realm of, ah, come on now, that's not fair.

2234
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:12,300
Or is there a license to do this?

2235
01:37:12,300 --> 01:37:14,820
You know, it's 1995 this was made.

2236
01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:18,860
Are we allowed to put the fucking fez on and say, yes,

2237
01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:22,340
it could look a little bit like Tommy Cooper?

2238
01:37:23,260 --> 01:37:24,300
It would be funny.

2239
01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:29,460
Let's just, we'll roll with the punches there, and while that's rolling,

2240
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:30,800
I'll just fucking get...

2241
01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:37,980
You get to meet a lot of people online, and you learn a lot about people all over the country here.

2242
01:37:38,760 --> 01:37:43,800
And it's just kind of neat, you just, playing and talking,

2243
01:37:44,060 --> 01:37:47,080
and the interaction itself is what makes it worth it.

2244
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:48,860
It's just so much fun.

2245
01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:52,640
The Imagination Network is divided into five game categories,

2246
01:37:52,780 --> 01:37:53,640
called Lands.

2247
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:56,320
There's Medieval Land for adventure games,

2248
01:37:56,720 --> 01:37:58,060
Sierra Land for kids,

2249
01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:00,500
and Casino Land for virtual gambling.

2250
01:38:00,980 --> 01:38:04,180
To join, a new player establishes a graphic identity,

2251
01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:06,840
choosing sex, facial type, and hairstyle.

2252
01:38:07,580 --> 01:38:08,800
After choosing a nickname,

2253
01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:10,640
so you can join ongoing games,

2254
01:38:10,740 --> 01:38:11,740
or look for part...

2255
01:38:11,740 --> 01:38:12,700
Hairstyle.

2256
01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:15,080
You have selected Super Bowl.

2257
01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:19,500
You have selected Tommy Cooper Bowl.

2258
01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:23,240
four-player game, and it was owned by...

2259
01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:24,740
...on pushing the edge with...

2260
01:38:24,740 --> 01:38:26,480
...and talking, and...

2261
01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:28,480
...this game, I guess it was 15 years ago now.

2262
01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:29,520
And I'll just get that fez patch.

2263
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:31,860
And they keep on pushing the edge with every new game.

2264
01:38:31,960 --> 01:38:34,380
Roberta's newest game is called Phantasmagoria,

2265
01:38:34,760 --> 01:38:36,840
and I tell you, I must tell you, I love this game.

2266
01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:39,200
I think it's the great interface for a role-playing game.

2267
01:38:39,260 --> 01:38:40,700
I really feel like I'm inside the game.

2268
01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:41,100
Do you?

2269
01:38:41,160 --> 01:38:42,840
Tell us, first of all, what's the story of the game,

2270
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:43,520
so we can set it up?

2271
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,460
Okay, you play the role of Adrienne Delaney,

2272
01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:46,720
who you can see standing there.

2273
01:38:47,100 --> 01:38:49,220
And her and her husband have just moved into this

2274
01:38:49,220 --> 01:38:50,660
kind of old haunted house

2275
01:38:50,660 --> 01:38:53,220
that was owned by a magician over 100 years before.

2276
01:38:53,420 --> 01:38:55,080
So a lot of weird stuff goes on in this house.

2277
01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:56,000
Yes, there's an evil in this house,

2278
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,440
and it has taken over her husband.

2279
01:38:58,460 --> 01:39:00,840
Why when you search for a PNG of a hat,

2280
01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:02,380
and then you download the PNG,

2281
01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:04,040
there's that checkerboard in the background.

2282
01:39:04,420 --> 01:39:05,520
Why do they do that?

2283
01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:08,960
Why don't they say, no, it's not a transparent image,

2284
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:11,400
it's just a pretend one with checkerboard in the background.

2285
01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:13,400
Fuck me, man.

2286
01:39:13,460 --> 01:39:15,800
You'd spend all day looking for the right one as well.

2287
01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:17,280
We go here.

2288
01:39:18,100 --> 01:39:18,940
Maybe...

2289
01:39:18,940 --> 01:39:20,920
Play that, play that again.

2290
01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:22,200
Thanks for the tip.

2291
01:39:22,860 --> 01:39:26,280
I want to say big, big thank you to Jar Kiki Jar.

2292
01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:28,120
Just like that.

2293
01:39:28,340 --> 01:39:29,580
Robbie Brothers, thank you very much.

2294
01:39:29,660 --> 01:39:30,280
John Shox.

2295
01:39:31,420 --> 01:39:32,500
Thank you very much, John.

2296
01:39:32,560 --> 01:39:33,540
I hope you're doing well.

2297
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:35,060
And Thigh Grab Infinity.

2298
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:36,940
Somebody has tipped in,

2299
01:39:37,060 --> 01:39:38,440
and their name is Thigh Grab Infinity.

2300
01:39:38,580 --> 01:39:39,100
Leg Fend.

2301
01:39:39,260 --> 01:39:40,460
Mech History is Complicated.

2302
01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:41,700
Oh, yeah, we read that one as well.

2303
01:39:41,820 --> 01:39:43,480
And the Japanese Robo Jab Boys.

2304
01:39:43,940 --> 01:39:46,100
Scumbelina, they want you to go to the site and see the ads.

2305
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:48,480
They do want to do that.

2306
01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:50,080
Let's have a little look here now

2307
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:52,300
and see if we can do it without having to go into the

2308
01:39:52,300 --> 01:39:53,340
the adverts.

2309
01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:58,740
There's a rake of different Fez options on offer and on display.

2310
01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:00,700
Visit site.

2311
01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:04,300
It's a stock picture of a Fez.

2312
01:40:05,440 --> 01:40:06,400
It doesn't have to go.

2313
01:40:06,900 --> 01:40:07,280
Look.

2314
01:40:08,700 --> 01:40:09,560
It's a free download.

2315
01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:10,340
Free download.

2316
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:11,860
Then you have to log in with an email.

2317
01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:12,440
Fuck that.

2318
01:40:12,700 --> 01:40:14,360
We'll just keep rolling with the punches, lads.

2319
01:40:14,620 --> 01:40:14,800
All right.

2320
01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:16,680
So we've jumped ahead way near the end of the game.

2321
01:40:16,740 --> 01:40:17,580
We're at the chapter seven.

2322
01:40:17,700 --> 01:40:19,140
It's a seven CD game, right?

2323
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:19,460
That's right.

2324
01:40:19,980 --> 01:40:25,420
And she now knows that her husband is possessed by this evil entity, and she wants to get out

2325
01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:25,640
of there.

2326
01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:28,820
So I can direct her to leave.

2327
01:40:28,820 --> 01:40:34,840
But at the beginning of chapter seven, the house is also being taken over by this evil.

2328
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:38,420
So she tries to leave and the house let her open the doors.

2329
01:40:38,900 --> 01:40:39,340
That's right.

2330
01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:46,380
Just thought about how you could make one of these games kind of easy enough now, just using

2331
01:40:46,380 --> 01:40:49,420
the green screen and then making some rubbish backgrounds.

2332
01:40:50,060 --> 01:40:52,000
And it's just like go left or go right.

2333
01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:56,620
And it's a bit like nightmare as well, where you've got a knapsack and you can't see where

2334
01:40:56,620 --> 01:40:57,060
you're going.

2335
01:40:57,240 --> 01:40:59,040
But that's just a thought for another time.

2336
01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:00,040
It is locked her in.

2337
01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:03,200
And again, what happens is, I mean, things change during the course of the game.

2338
01:41:03,300 --> 01:41:06,540
Obviously, something that goes on in the room at one point, the room may act differently

2339
01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,360
later on in the game.

2340
01:41:07,480 --> 01:41:07,940
That's right.

2341
01:41:07,940 --> 01:41:11,060
And you can also go out and explore the island, surrounding island.

2342
01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:14,080
And there's a town and shops and townspeople that you can meet.

2343
01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:15,180
And it's a huge house, too.

2344
01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:16,580
Lots of floors and lots of rooms.

2345
01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:18,640
Secret passages and hidden rooms.

2346
01:41:18,860 --> 01:41:19,000
All right.

2347
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:19,760
So what is she doing now?

2348
01:41:20,120 --> 01:41:22,660
Well, now she has a hammer in her inventory.

2349
01:41:23,540 --> 01:41:26,680
And this is one of the few places in the game where she's sort of decided on her own.

2350
01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:29,760
Normally, we would have said, oh, let's take the hammer and try to break the glass to get

2351
01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:30,280
out of the house.

2352
01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:34,120
But in this case, for plot reasons, she's going to try to break the glass.

2353
01:41:34,180 --> 01:41:34,860
She can't get out.

2354
01:41:35,460 --> 01:41:37,020
We wanted to make that obvious to the player.

2355
01:41:37,020 --> 01:41:37,380
Wow.

2356
01:41:37,380 --> 01:41:38,380
Unbelievable.

2357
01:41:38,380 --> 01:41:39,400
She knows something's bad.

2358
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:39,920
That's right.

2359
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:42,800
Unbelievable MIDI keyboard work there.

2360
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:45,580
Vincent Brown, a non-transparent thigh grab.

2361
01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:46,300
Thanks very much.

2362
01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:50,460
So I'm going to cut this short a little bit so we can see a little bit more.

2363
01:41:50,460 --> 01:41:50,800
Thank God.

2364
01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:52,720
I'm going to take her upstairs.

2365
01:41:52,720 --> 01:41:54,060
And we're going to meet her husband.

2366
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:54,800
Okay.

2367
01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:56,720
Because I just happen to know where her husband is.

2368
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:57,320
Thanks for the tip.

2369
01:41:57,320 --> 01:42:00,560
This is a year before Resident Evil came out on the PlayStation.

2370
01:42:00,820 --> 01:42:01,880
Thanks very much, Vincent Brown.

2371
01:42:02,100 --> 01:42:02,560
Look at it.

2372
01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:04,640
And look at the difference.

2373
01:42:06,020 --> 01:42:07,260
I mean, the jump, the leap.

2374
01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:09,840
You just happen to wonder how you knew.

2375
01:42:09,980 --> 01:42:12,800
And we can see how crazy he has really become.

2376
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,680
Can we do the disc swap here so we get to the next scene?

2377
01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:15,000
Not yet.

2378
01:42:15,160 --> 01:42:15,420
Okay.

2379
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:16,240
Almost.

2380
01:42:17,820 --> 01:42:19,020
I'm going to hurry her up.

2381
01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:22,780
If you hit the fast forward here, you can hurry her up the stairs.

2382
01:42:22,880 --> 01:42:24,260
Otherwise, you get to watch her walk.

2383
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:25,260
Okay.

2384
01:42:25,340 --> 01:42:27,340
So she's going into the room where her husband is.

2385
01:42:27,340 --> 01:42:27,460
Yes.

2386
01:42:27,780 --> 01:42:29,240
And he used to be a nice guy.

2387
01:42:29,320 --> 01:42:30,100
He used to be a nice guy.

2388
01:42:30,100 --> 01:42:30,620
He was good.

2389
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:31,380
He was a good guy.

2390
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:31,880
Yes.

2391
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:34,080
Oh, he was a very nice guy at the beginning of the game.

2392
01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,800
He was a normal husband and, you know, very loving.

2393
01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:38,980
And then he stopped loving her, right?

2394
01:42:39,860 --> 01:42:41,740
He lost interest in a relationship, right?

2395
01:42:41,760 --> 01:42:42,460
What else did he do?

2396
01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:45,380
He's totally snapped at this point.

2397
01:42:45,660 --> 01:42:47,280
And he is really out to kill her.

2398
01:42:47,280 --> 01:42:49,280
While this is loading up, let me just ask you a second.

2399
01:42:49,460 --> 01:42:50,240
That's just disgusting.

2400
01:42:50,240 --> 01:42:52,120
As a game programmer, I mean, what's the next step?

2401
01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:53,380
I mean, you keep on pushing and pushing.

2402
01:42:53,480 --> 01:42:54,220
The stuff gets better and better.

2403
01:42:54,440 --> 01:42:56,140
What's the thing you'd like to be able to do now?

2404
01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:59,180
There was no next step after this because where could it go?

2405
01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:00,500
It couldn't go anywhere.

2406
01:43:00,840 --> 01:43:05,000
No one was interested in it at the time and no one's interested in it now.

2407
01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:10,020
Even in a retrospective, ironic kind of, ha-ha, look at how shit it is kind of vibe,

2408
01:43:10,580 --> 01:43:12,080
you wouldn't even be arsed playing it.

2409
01:43:12,720 --> 01:43:15,900
It's absolute non-entitiesville.

2410
01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:23,080
And I wonder if they managed to forge and create a solid career in the gaming world after this.

2411
01:43:23,480 --> 01:43:26,480
It would be interesting to see what her plans are for the future.

2412
01:43:26,980 --> 01:43:31,480
Well, I think what I'm going to do is try to do an adventure game.

2413
01:43:31,620 --> 01:43:32,840
Doesn't sound too sure.

2414
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:34,500
Inventor game.

2415
01:43:34,660 --> 01:43:35,860
Never heard of that.

2416
01:43:35,980 --> 01:43:37,020
That's not even a genre.

2417
01:43:37,220 --> 01:43:38,980
Let's just go back to the beginning of that again.

2418
01:43:39,220 --> 01:43:46,220
Well, I think what I'm going to do is try to do an adventure game with all a 3D moving world.

2419
01:43:46,460 --> 01:43:48,760
A total 3D simulated moving world.

2420
01:43:48,860 --> 01:43:49,060
Yeah.

2421
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:50,520
But third person.

2422
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:51,640
I'm going to see if I can do that.

2423
01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:51,900
Wow.

2424
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:52,380
That'd be interesting.

2425
01:43:52,380 --> 01:43:53,400
And that's going to be the next thing.

2426
01:43:53,460 --> 01:43:54,220
What a lie.

2427
01:43:54,420 --> 01:43:54,980
And look at him.

2428
01:43:55,020 --> 01:43:57,500
He's beginning to talk before she's finished her sentence.

2429
01:43:57,700 --> 01:43:59,600
It's a classic Shafé move.

2430
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:02,420
We're going to go back and rewind and just see it again.

2431
01:44:02,740 --> 01:44:04,600
He's already moved on.

2432
01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:07,180
In his mind, she's still talking.

2433
01:44:07,300 --> 01:44:09,260
But in his mind, it's just get it done.

2434
01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:10,200
Get it over with.

2435
01:44:10,820 --> 01:44:11,020
Okay.

2436
01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:11,280
What's.

2437
01:44:11,380 --> 01:44:11,560
Yeah.

2438
01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:13,000
But third person.

2439
01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:13,460
I'm going to see if I can do that.

2440
01:44:13,460 --> 01:44:14,100
Thanks for the tip.

2441
01:44:14,180 --> 01:44:14,340
Wow.

2442
01:44:14,460 --> 01:44:15,860
And that's going to be the next thing.

2443
01:44:15,980 --> 01:44:16,140
Okay.

2444
01:44:16,180 --> 01:44:16,560
What's happening?

2445
01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:17,960
Sorry.

2446
01:44:18,220 --> 01:44:19,180
Thank you very much there.

2447
01:44:19,340 --> 01:44:20,160
See Tatsu.

2448
01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:20,920
Thank you very much.

2449
01:44:21,020 --> 01:44:21,580
Let's have a look.

2450
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:22,120
Somebody.

2451
01:44:22,420 --> 01:44:26,600
Vincent Brown said, you miss your facing phantasmagoria at the start of the segment.

2452
01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:27,560
Don't worry, Vincent.

2453
01:44:27,680 --> 01:44:28,740
And thank you very much.

2454
01:44:28,800 --> 01:44:30,000
We are going to go back and see that.

2455
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:34,940
I just want to see this little bit here where he lies about saying, wow, and it's amazing.

2456
01:44:35,520 --> 01:44:36,300
And then moves on.

2457
01:44:36,420 --> 01:44:38,580
Also, look at the state of the fucking laptop.

2458
01:44:39,060 --> 01:44:40,400
Seven CD game.

2459
01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:42,840
Just for scale.

2460
01:44:43,080 --> 01:44:45,360
And you're thinking about Final Fantasy 3.

2461
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:47,220
That's a lot of game for the book.

2462
01:44:47,580 --> 01:44:47,860
Do you know?

2463
01:44:48,480 --> 01:44:49,340
This looks rubbish.

2464
01:44:50,180 --> 01:44:51,200
Resident Evil 2.

2465
01:44:51,320 --> 01:44:51,940
Two CDs.

2466
01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:52,880
Metal Gear Solid.

2467
01:44:53,020 --> 01:44:53,660
Two CDs.

2468
01:44:54,560 --> 01:44:56,220
Seven CDs for this.

2469
01:44:57,800 --> 01:45:01,080
You're going to have to fucking up the ante, I'm afraid.

2470
01:45:01,180 --> 01:45:03,380
There's nothing that's going to make me want to play that.

2471
01:45:03,460 --> 01:45:04,420
Here I'm a third person.

2472
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:05,560
I'm going to see if I can do that.

2473
01:45:05,580 --> 01:45:05,800
Wow.

2474
01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:07,320
And that's going to be the next thing.

2475
01:45:07,460 --> 01:45:07,620
Okay.

2476
01:45:07,620 --> 01:45:08,300
What's happening here?

2477
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:10,020
Well, that would be interesting.

2478
01:45:10,220 --> 01:45:13,020
He let her say what she was going to say, but he's not arsed.

2479
01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:14,580
But third person.

2480
01:45:14,700 --> 01:45:15,700
I'm going to see if I can do that.

2481
01:45:15,740 --> 01:45:15,960
Wow.

2482
01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:16,460
That would be interesting.

2483
01:45:16,460 --> 01:45:17,460
And that's going to be the next thing.

2484
01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:17,740
Okay.

2485
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:18,460
What's happening here?

2486
01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:21,240
Well, here I'm going to fast forward because we don't really have time.

2487
01:45:21,320 --> 01:45:23,200
What I want to do is start the chase.

2488
01:45:23,300 --> 01:45:25,380
The husband has come in and met her.

2489
01:45:26,600 --> 01:45:32,760
So the husband in this game is a Draculaistic skinny, long, tall man.

2490
01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:33,760
And he's gone crazy.

2491
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:35,640
And he's gone crazy.

2492
01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:36,380
We don't know why.

2493
01:45:36,380 --> 01:45:37,720
We don't know what the backstory is.

2494
01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:38,700
But I mean, who cares?

2495
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,160
At this stage, Gav Lyons.

2496
01:45:40,220 --> 01:45:41,200
Thank you very, very much.

2497
01:45:41,260 --> 01:45:42,300
I hope you're doing well, Gav.

2498
01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:48,980
We don't know why this man has turned into a Draculaistic, vampiric monster of the house.

2499
01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:51,700
But he's a home wrecking daddy.

2500
01:45:52,700 --> 01:45:54,660
And we're going to see what happens next.

2501
01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:55,860
Crazy is going to kill her.

2502
01:45:55,960 --> 01:45:56,240
Just sorry.

2503
01:45:56,300 --> 01:45:58,520
There's a bit of a trigger warning here for anyone.

2504
01:45:58,780 --> 01:46:01,640
It looks like there's a bit of a domestic scenario going on.

2505
01:46:01,820 --> 01:46:04,420
And also Gloria has just said he is going to kill her.

2506
01:46:04,720 --> 01:46:06,400
So let's just see how this plays out.

2507
01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:09,260
Hopefully it's not going to be an edgy trip for any of us.

2508
01:46:09,860 --> 01:46:12,260
Now at this point, the game goes very quickly.

2509
01:46:12,420 --> 01:46:14,180
And you have 10 seconds to make your choices.

2510
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:18,220
Here is a bottle of sulfuric acid that you happen to know.

2511
01:46:18,220 --> 01:46:20,760
Would this game be for kids?

2512
01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:22,800
And would it be released today?

2513
01:46:23,420 --> 01:46:29,060
I mean, even now it looks quite visceral and just seven CDs, you know?

2514
01:46:29,740 --> 01:46:32,480
I'm not going to go five CDs to fucking play this.

2515
01:46:33,900 --> 01:46:34,900
I'm not going to go two.

2516
01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:42,800
I wouldn't even have one CD, even if it was a demo, free demo CD with PC mag or whatever the fuck it was.

2517
01:46:42,940 --> 01:46:43,860
I wouldn't be bothered.

2518
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:45,980
She's going to grab it now.

2519
01:46:46,220 --> 01:46:47,160
Pause it in his face.

2520
01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:49,580
Big secret to how to beat him at the end of the game.

2521
01:46:49,580 --> 01:46:49,860
Yes.

2522
01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:51,200
And you better get out of there.

2523
01:46:51,420 --> 01:46:51,740
Okay.

2524
01:46:51,740 --> 01:46:56,360
And we have 10 second increments now where we can run and make choices.

2525
01:46:56,580 --> 01:46:57,580
And if you make the wrong choice...

2526
01:46:57,580 --> 01:46:59,920
She just fucking decapitated the fucker there.

2527
01:47:00,460 --> 01:47:01,540
Look at the state of his head.

2528
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:04,620
There's some great sound effects as well.

2529
01:47:04,620 --> 01:47:04,620
There's some great sound effects as well.

2530
01:47:04,620 --> 01:47:10,360
It sounds like they got animals in to do the voice of the man after his head came off.

2531
01:47:10,780 --> 01:47:11,620
Because you can just hear...

2532
01:47:11,620 --> 01:47:11,620
Okay.

2533
01:47:15,620 --> 01:47:20,420
And we have 10 second increments now where we can run and make choices.

2534
01:47:20,580 --> 01:47:22,560
And if you make the wrong choice, then he's going to get her.

2535
01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:25,680
This is just the wee tip of the iceberg of this game.

2536
01:47:25,780 --> 01:47:27,940
There's been all kinds of stuff that's going on before this.

2537
01:47:28,140 --> 01:47:28,480
Oh, yeah.

2538
01:47:28,480 --> 01:47:29,200
Just a little hint of it.

2539
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:30,640
This is just the very end of the game.

2540
01:47:30,740 --> 01:47:31,380
So she's running.

2541
01:47:31,700 --> 01:47:35,140
And if you stop at any point and dilly-dally around, he's going to get her.

2542
01:47:35,140 --> 01:47:35,720
You're dead again.

2543
01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:36,320
That's right.

2544
01:47:36,340 --> 01:47:37,200
Roberta, thank you very much.

2545
01:47:37,220 --> 01:47:37,820
It's a great game.

2546
01:47:37,860 --> 01:47:38,180
Thank you.

2547
01:47:38,340 --> 01:47:38,600
All right.

2548
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:40,800
It's not a great game, Stu.

2549
01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:42,660
You're lying to yourself.

2550
01:47:43,300 --> 01:47:44,340
But you're a great presenter.

2551
01:47:45,160 --> 01:47:50,140
And now we're going to go back to see the very intro.

2552
01:47:50,140 --> 01:47:53,340
Because he does say the word phantasmagorical or something.

2553
01:47:54,340 --> 01:47:54,820
Phantasmagoria.

2554
01:47:54,820 --> 01:48:05,820
One of the real pioneers in the computer game business is Roberta Williams.

2555
01:48:06,160 --> 01:48:07,920
She and her husband, Ken, wrote their first game.

2556
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:09,660
I guess it was 15 years ago now.

2557
01:48:10,640 --> 01:48:12,900
And they keep on pushing the edge with every new game.

2558
01:48:13,020 --> 01:48:15,440
Roberta's newest game is called Phantasmagoria.

2559
01:48:15,820 --> 01:48:17,900
And I tell you, I must tell you, I love this game.

2560
01:48:17,900 --> 01:48:19,000
I think it's the great-

2561
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:20,260
Phantasmagoria.

2562
01:48:20,800 --> 01:48:23,540
I must say, I love the game.

2563
01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:25,820
Yeah, you haven't played it, Stu.

2564
01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:27,420
You didn't play it, man.

2565
01:48:27,460 --> 01:48:28,580
I know well you didn't.

2566
01:48:29,020 --> 01:48:29,180
Great.

2567
01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:30,920
And the game is called Phantasmagoria.

2568
01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:33,380
And I tell you, I must tell you, I love this game.

2569
01:48:33,460 --> 01:48:35,760
I think it's the great interface for a role-playing game.

2570
01:48:35,800 --> 01:48:37,260
I really feel like I'm inside the game.

2571
01:48:37,720 --> 01:48:40,080
Shea, tell us, first of all, what's the story of the game so we can set it up?

2572
01:48:40,300 --> 01:48:40,540
Okay.

2573
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:43,260
You play the role of Adrian Delaney, who you can see standing there.

2574
01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:45,720
And her and her husband have just moved into this.

2575
01:48:45,820 --> 01:48:46,040
Right.

2576
01:48:46,100 --> 01:48:46,880
We'll move on from that.

2577
01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:48,380
We know what the story is with that.

2578
01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:52,120
And it looks like we've got some amazing new footage coming up here.

2579
01:48:52,280 --> 01:48:54,340
It looks like we've gone away to a different link.

2580
01:48:54,460 --> 01:48:55,660
We're going outside the studio.

2581
01:48:55,780 --> 01:48:58,420
It's a link to outside the studio from Stuart Chiffey.

2582
01:48:58,800 --> 01:48:59,120
That's right.

2583
01:48:59,140 --> 01:49:00,000
Roberta, thank you very much.

2584
01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:00,620
It's a great game.

2585
01:49:00,660 --> 01:49:00,960
Thank you.

2586
01:49:01,100 --> 01:49:01,380
All right.

2587
01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:05,480
We showed you the Imagination Network before, but of course the internet has become a fertile

2588
01:49:05,480 --> 01:49:06,720
new playground for gamers.

2589
01:49:07,180 --> 01:49:12,080
On this week's online update, Giles shows us one cool game site in cyberspace.

2590
01:49:12,740 --> 01:49:13,360
Thanks, Stuart.

2591
01:49:13,440 --> 01:49:16,780
No discussion of games and the internet would be complete without the discussion of MUDs,

2592
01:49:16,840 --> 01:49:20,000
multi-user dimensions, or multi-user dungeons, depending on your school.

2593
01:49:20,000 --> 01:49:20,020
Hang on.

2594
01:49:20,020 --> 01:49:23,500
Was Bateman, did we have Giles Bateman earlier on in the episode as well?

2595
01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:25,900
Is he double jobbing as a presenter?

2596
01:49:26,020 --> 01:49:29,460
Because I thought he was one of the guys previewing a game.

2597
01:49:30,900 --> 01:49:31,680
Sorry about that.

2598
01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:34,800
I can't withhold the wind.

2599
01:49:35,720 --> 01:49:36,860
What's the story with Giles?

2600
01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:38,340
Has he been on this before?

2601
01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:40,960
Am I getting a bit fucking...

2602
01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:42,300
Am I gone in the head here?

2603
01:49:43,500 --> 01:49:44,320
He was prepping him.

2604
01:49:44,900 --> 01:49:49,660
They're basically real-time D&D games that are taking place on the internet with players

2605
01:49:49,660 --> 01:49:50,420
all over the world.

2606
01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:51,540
They're not just Dungeons & Dragons.

2607
01:49:51,660 --> 01:49:52,820
There's plenty of other themes as well.

2608
01:49:53,260 --> 01:49:57,620
Now, if you are interested to find out what MUDs exist, I recommend going to the MUD Connector.

2609
01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:58,740
The MUD Connector.

2610
01:49:59,180 --> 01:50:02,440
Because they have a list of all the MUDs that they know of so far, listed in alphabetical

2611
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:06,920
order over here on the left, with the address of the actual site right here next to it,

2612
01:50:06,960 --> 01:50:11,700
and in some cases, a homepage so you can actually go and find out more about that particular

2613
01:50:11,700 --> 01:50:12,020
MUD.

2614
01:50:12,020 --> 01:50:15,800
So, for instance, if I find out about the Austin MUD, I want to check out their website,

2615
01:50:16,100 --> 01:50:20,340
I could actually go and look up information about what's happening with the Austin MUD these

2616
01:50:20,340 --> 01:50:20,540
days.

2617
01:50:20,820 --> 01:50:23,600
These are sort of some imaginative pieces of artwork here.

2618
01:50:23,860 --> 01:50:28,900
You don't actually see graphics on the MUD while you're there, but now we can learn about

2619
01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:32,100
the different spells and legends and whatnot of this particular MUD.

2620
01:50:32,320 --> 01:50:35,580
Now, if you're new to MUDs, I recommend going to the Rainbow MUD first.

2621
01:50:35,580 --> 01:50:41,440
Now, I'm going to hop into my particular MUD application, and if you don't have a MUD application,

2622
01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:46,200
you can use Telnet. And what you do is you come here, and I recommend going to the Rainbow

2623
01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:52,020
MUD and going north first. Just typing in to go north, because then this will walk you through

2624
01:50:52,020 --> 01:50:56,140
in a MUD environment, and it'll teach you how to play MUDs and all the types of commands that

2625
01:50:56,140 --> 01:50:56,740
you can use.

2626
01:50:57,480 --> 01:51:01,880
Now, time for our weekly summary of what's new in the field of personal computing. Here's Lori

2627
01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:20,520
with Random Access. In the Random Access file this week, Intel has officially introduced the Pentium Pro, its next-generation CPU. The new microprocessor has five and a half million transistors, and it's capable of producing workstation-quality graphics for games and movies.

2628
01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:26,040
Sun Microsystems has unveiled a new computer architecture for its workstations and servers.

2629
01:51:26,580 --> 01:51:34,020
The system is called Ultracomputing, and Sun claims it provides supercomputer processing power in a desktop workstation.

2630
01:51:34,840 --> 01:51:41,400
Got too much to read at work? Well, a new automated text summarizer technology will be available soon.

2631
01:51:41,820 --> 01:51:48,580
It's called Intel X, and it can look at the entire text of a business article and extract the relevant themes.

2632
01:51:48,580 --> 01:51:55,780
It will first be available online as part of the Intel X information services aimed at the corporate network market,

2633
01:51:56,040 --> 01:51:59,120
and then be made available as a desktop product.

2634
01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:07,240
If you're not quite ready to upgrade to Windows 95, a company called Panther Software has come up with a new add-on product

2635
01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:11,440
that offers many of the file handling features found in Windows 95.

2636
01:52:11,860 --> 01:52:16,640
The product is called Office Central, and it lets you create folders based on subject,

2637
01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:22,640
place files in folders, and preview file content, as well as drag and drop between folders.

2638
01:52:23,100 --> 01:52:26,520
Street price for Office Central is expected to be under $50.

2639
01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:32,100
Televideo has announced the first-ever multi-purpose multimedia card.

2640
01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:38,680
It's called the All Media Processor Board, and it includes an MPEG player with Sound Blaster-compatible audio,

2641
01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:45,760
a video and graphics accelerator, a TV tuner, and data fax modem, all on one expansion board.

2642
01:52:46,140 --> 01:52:49,600
AT&T has started yet another online venture.

2643
01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:53,140
This one is called the AT&T Health and Fitness Service.

2644
01:52:53,560 --> 01:52:59,180
It will feature digital news from the New England Journal of Medicine and the Mayo Clinic, among others.

2645
01:52:59,300 --> 01:53:00,020
The Mayo Clinic fight.

2646
01:53:00,020 --> 01:53:00,720
Our content is different.

2647
01:53:01,180 --> 01:53:01,940
Look at this.

2648
01:53:02,180 --> 01:53:05,240
We've been very careful about all the content that we have.

2649
01:53:05,660 --> 01:53:06,580
Ronnie Buck.

2650
01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:10,800
Hey, Ronald Buck, we're going to do some videos for you.

2651
01:53:11,740 --> 01:53:13,020
We ain't got any audio.

2652
01:53:13,020 --> 01:53:20,140
Make sure when you're holding that microphone, yeah, make sure you're holding it down at your abdomen so we don't hear what you're saying properly.

2653
01:53:20,480 --> 01:53:24,620
Then when it goes to broadcast, people have trouble hearing you.

2654
01:53:24,660 --> 01:53:25,220
Okay, Ronnie?

2655
01:53:25,780 --> 01:53:26,680
Go for it, Ronnie.

2656
01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:29,360
From a reliability and a quality standpoint.

2657
01:53:30,360 --> 01:53:37,960
And the data clearly indicates when you go out and survey Americans that today there are a lot of people looking on...

2658
01:53:37,960 --> 01:53:43,780
What's the fucking point of holding the microphone there when you're watching Stars in Their Eyes or any...

2659
01:53:43,780 --> 01:53:46,140
Whatever the fuck they call that show now.

2660
01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:48,100
The Pop Idol.

2661
01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:49,320
Is that even still on?

2662
01:53:49,620 --> 01:53:51,700
Any of those shite X-Factor shows.

2663
01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:53,900
They hold the mic to the mouth.

2664
01:53:54,080 --> 01:53:56,480
The mic needs to be next to the mouth so it hears.

2665
01:53:57,100 --> 01:53:59,420
All you're hearing there is just shite.

2666
01:54:00,560 --> 01:54:01,880
And you can hear it.

2667
01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:02,620
It doesn't even...

2668
01:54:02,620 --> 01:54:03,580
You can't even hear what he's saying.

2669
01:54:03,580 --> 01:54:04,580
...information.

2670
01:54:05,660 --> 01:54:12,680
But there is not the kind of quality of information that Americans are really looking for from a trusted source like male clinic.

2671
01:54:13,600 --> 01:54:20,220
Thinking of buying the kids' new software for the holidays, you might want to check out Family...

2672
01:54:20,220 --> 01:54:21,700
Family Affair.

2673
01:54:21,700 --> 01:54:23,460
...and PC Magazine for December.

2674
01:54:23,840 --> 01:54:30,040
It will feature a software handbook that has tips on where and how to buy the right software for your family.

2675
01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:35,280
And if hardware is on your gift list, you might want to look at the new no-hands mouse.

2676
01:54:35,700 --> 01:54:36,540
You use your feet.

2677
01:54:36,980 --> 01:54:38,140
It's a gas pedal-like controller that...

2678
01:54:38,140 --> 01:54:39,700
We can go back to that.

2679
01:54:39,860 --> 01:54:40,820
The no-hands mouse.

2680
01:54:41,100 --> 01:54:42,080
You use your feet.

2681
01:54:42,820 --> 01:54:46,460
On your gift list, you might want to look at the new no-hands mouse.

2682
01:54:46,800 --> 01:54:47,700
You use your feet.

2683
01:54:48,140 --> 01:54:53,220
It's a gas pedal-like controller that uses a 360-degree pressure-sensitive mechanism,

2684
01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:58,360
which allows you to control both speed and direction of a cursor with just one foot.

2685
01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:01,740
And finally, Nintendo has announced it has sold its...

2686
01:55:01,740 --> 01:55:07,740
They're not going to show us any footage of the gas-powered foot pedal,

2687
01:55:07,960 --> 01:55:11,140
which you use to control your PC with.

2688
01:55:11,840 --> 01:55:14,040
I don't believe that for a second.

2689
01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:15,500
The no-hands mouse.

2690
01:55:16,400 --> 01:55:18,360
Let's see what we've got going on here.

2691
01:55:19,100 --> 01:55:20,080
Because, uh...

2692
01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:23,580
It seems to me that that thing did not exist.

2693
01:55:24,540 --> 01:55:26,260
No-hands mouse.

2694
01:55:27,640 --> 01:55:28,280
1995.

2695
01:55:28,280 --> 01:55:34,240
Not even...

2696
01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:35,900
There's not even one video of it.

2697
01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:37,700
Look, no-hands-for-piano-old-school.

2698
01:55:37,840 --> 01:55:39,380
What the fuck, man?

2699
01:55:40,980 --> 01:55:41,420
Jesus.

2700
01:55:44,840 --> 01:55:45,740
Intellimouse commercial.

2701
01:55:45,960 --> 01:55:48,340
Ten most unusual families in the world.

2702
01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:49,500
That looks class.

2703
01:55:50,140 --> 01:55:51,780
2.1 million views.

2704
01:55:53,040 --> 01:55:53,860
Fucking hell.

2705
01:55:54,420 --> 01:55:55,820
We might look at that in a minute.

2706
01:55:55,820 --> 01:55:59,900
Once we finish this, we'll look at ten most unusual families in the world.

2707
01:56:03,500 --> 01:56:09,700
...sensitive mechanism, which allows you to control both speed and direction of a cursor with just one foot.

2708
01:56:10,060 --> 01:56:15,340
And finally, Nintendo has announced it has sold its one billionth video game cartridge.

2709
01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:21,340
If you were to put those cartridges end-to-end, they would circle the world almost three times.

2710
01:56:21,660 --> 01:56:23,480
That's it for this week's Random Access.

2711
01:56:23,700 --> 01:56:24,460
Back to you, Stuart.

2712
01:56:24,500 --> 01:56:26,560
Now for my pick of the week.

2713
01:56:26,560 --> 01:56:35,800
If you love playing computer games, I'm sure you've been through the debate, either for yourself or for your kids, about whether it's worth buying a video game system if you already own a computer.

2714
01:56:36,240 --> 01:56:40,500
After all, the PC has become a darn good game platform, as we have just seen.

2715
01:56:40,920 --> 01:56:46,120
If you've gotten past that question, though, the tough choice is really between the two new 32-bit game systems.

2716
01:56:46,520 --> 01:56:48,520
This is the Sega Saturn over here.

2717
01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:51,520
And we're looking at a great game on this called Panzer Dragoon.

2718
01:56:51,520 --> 01:56:54,520
Let me punch up the other one. This is the Sony PlayStation.

2719
01:56:54,520 --> 01:56:54,520
Wow.

2720
01:56:54,520 --> 01:56:57,820
This is a terrific game called Battle Arena Toshinden.

2721
01:56:57,820 --> 01:57:08,520
Now you will hear arguments on both sides of this one. Some like the Saturn, some like the PlayStation. I think it's pretty darn close when it comes to the hardware itself. The real issue is which platform will get the best games written for it.

2722
01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:13,180
And it's probably too soon to say, though, Sony seems to maybe have a slight lead there right now.

2723
01:57:13,180 --> 01:57:13,680
Hardware.

2724
01:57:13,680 --> 01:57:19,780
What I want to suggest is that a dedicated game machine, whether the Sega or the Sony, is a good idea, even if you own a PC.

2725
01:57:20,300 --> 01:57:27,280
My main reason? Well, to be honest, as great as the games are that are out there today for the PC, half the time they won't install on your computer.

2726
01:57:27,840 --> 01:57:28,840
If you really...

2727
01:57:28,840 --> 01:57:32,120
Robux, no hands mic, thank you very much. And Gav Lyons.

2728
01:57:32,120 --> 01:57:38,160
If you like gaming, it's nice to know that when you come home from the store having spent 50 bucks for a new game, it'll work.

2729
01:57:38,160 --> 01:57:46,240
With a video game console, you don't run into not enough RAM, not enough video, not enough hard drive, not the right sound card, etc. That is worth a lot.

2730
01:57:46,620 --> 01:57:57,160
One last point. If you have one of these neat new big screen projection TVs, there is nothing like plugging in your video game console and really immersing yourself into the game world in that theater-like setting.

2731
01:57:57,580 --> 01:58:03,860
So don't kiss off the dedicated game consoles. And remember this way, while your kids are playing games, you can still be using the computer.

2732
01:58:04,120 --> 01:58:04,740
Kiss off.

2733
01:58:04,740 --> 01:58:11,500
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. We'll be back here again next week with another half hour of the latest in personal computer technology.

2734
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,840
I'm Stuart Chiffey. See you here next time.

2735
01:58:18,280 --> 01:58:24,880
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett Packard Personal Computers, developing PCs for business.

2736
01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:39,120
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2737
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:40,720
Don't copy that plot.

2738
01:58:42,480 --> 01:58:47,140
And Villa Crespo Software, makers of Go Figure, the problem-solving toolkit.

2739
01:58:48,400 --> 01:58:52,100
Videotape copies of all Computer Chronicles shows are available for $32.50.

2740
01:58:52,400 --> 01:59:00,840
Please order by show number and topic. And for more detailed information about the series, guests, and products featured, you can also order a subscription to the Shefey Letter.

2741
01:59:01,360 --> 01:59:07,040
In each issue, Stuart provides his unique insights and thoughts about the fast-changing world of personal technology.

2742
01:59:07,740 --> 01:59:15,580
Videotapes and the Shefey Letter can be ordered by calling 1-800-800-9520 or by writing us at the Computer Chronicles.

2743
01:59:15,580 --> 01:59:29,580
*multiple music*

2744
01:59:29,580 --> 01:59:43,580
*multiple music*

2745
01:59:43,580 --> 01:59:51,580
*multiple music*

2746
01:59:51,580 --> 01:59:57,580
Wow, what an amazing work of art that was. *sigh*

2747
01:59:57,580 --> 01:59:59,580
*multiple music*

2748
01:59:59,580 --> 02:00:01,580
Woo!

2749
02:00:01,580 --> 02:00:05,580
This is where it all begins with the artists and designers and the creators...

2750
02:00:05,580 --> 02:00:11,580
Time and time again, but it's too much for one night. It's too much internet computer chronicles.

2751
02:00:11,580 --> 02:00:21,580
And maybe we need to mellow out as we sign off with a brand new video which was suggested to us by the YouTube algorithm.

2752
02:00:21,580 --> 02:00:23,580
It's known as...

2753
02:00:23,580 --> 02:00:25,580
*multiple music*

2754
02:00:25,580 --> 02:00:27,580
*multiple music*

2755
02:00:27,580 --> 02:00:29,580
*multiple music*

2756
02:00:29,580 --> 02:00:31,580
*multiple music*

2757
02:00:31,580 --> 02:00:33,580
*multiple music*

2758
02:00:33,580 --> 02:00:38,140
Have a look now. Oh no, 10 most unusual families in the world, sorry.

2759
02:00:43,740 --> 02:00:50,460
Let's have a look. There's something there. There's a playlist then underneath called Pop It for Pimp.

2760
02:00:52,120 --> 02:00:56,280
So, I mean, it's a crazy bit of business. Like, we don't know where we're going here.

2761
02:00:57,880 --> 02:01:04,380
Everyone's family is different. Some families are your typical family, while others are a bit off.

2762
02:01:04,840 --> 02:01:09,440
Many people think that their family is perfectly normal, but others would disagree.

2763
02:01:10,220 --> 02:01:13,420
There are other families that are very unusual, and they know it.

2764
02:01:13,420 --> 02:01:20,080
You are about to find out more about these families. Here are the 10 most unusual families in the world.

2765
02:01:21,500 --> 02:01:22,660
Zionichana family.

2766
02:01:22,660 --> 02:01:30,700
Zionichana. Zionichana. Zionichana. How you doing? Are they all his kids?

2767
02:01:32,400 --> 02:01:33,180
Fucking hell.

2768
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:36,500
Zionichana is the head of the largest family in the world.

2769
02:01:36,660 --> 02:01:38,800
Wow! Most families would be considered...

2770
02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:40,720
Fucking hell. Look at the signs of his family.

2771
02:01:42,200 --> 02:01:44,720
Zionichana is the head of the largest...

2772
02:01:44,720 --> 02:01:51,180
Do you know what? You can see all... Out of everyone there, there's just the Jerry Hannon head.

2773
02:01:51,440 --> 02:01:54,460
There's someone there who's drove all the way from...

2774
02:01:54,460 --> 02:01:55,780
Fucking...

2775
02:01:55,780 --> 02:01:58,000
Gwen... I can't name any now.

2776
02:01:58,080 --> 02:02:00,380
And then I'll end up making one up, and then it'll sound bad.

2777
02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:02,480
She's drove all the way from Limerick.

2778
02:02:02,560 --> 02:02:05,060
Let's just say the Chinese version of Limerick to be there.

2779
02:02:05,320 --> 02:02:07,120
And she wants to confront the father.

2780
02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:12,200
Or maybe the one in the yellow there, but she's got more of an accusatory head on her.

2781
02:02:13,140 --> 02:02:14,220
...family in the world.

2782
02:02:16,080 --> 02:02:18,020
See, how many... Sorry, there's one more there.

2783
02:02:18,140 --> 02:02:21,360
Zionichana is the head of the largest family in the world.

2784
02:02:21,760 --> 02:02:24,200
Sorry there, the mic is a bit quiet, is it?

2785
02:02:26,720 --> 02:02:30,060
One, two, one, two, one... Or is that... Was... Is it too loud?

2786
02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:34,060
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

2787
02:02:34,660 --> 02:02:36,140
One, two, one, two, one, two.

2788
02:02:36,640 --> 02:02:37,580
Is it too loud?

2789
02:02:37,580 --> 02:02:40,520
Wow.

2790
02:02:41,600 --> 02:02:42,360
Fucking hell.

2791
02:02:42,620 --> 02:02:43,640
Perfect, thanks very much.

2792
02:02:45,020 --> 02:02:48,440
One, two, three... I'll do a rough one here.

2793
02:02:48,480 --> 02:02:50,520
One, two, three, four, five...

2794
02:02:50,520 --> 02:02:52,780
They're probably going to tell us. We don't have to count by hand.

2795
02:02:53,140 --> 02:02:57,660
Most families would be considered large if there was a mother, a father, and seven children.

2796
02:02:58,600 --> 02:03:01,380
Ziona's family far exceeds an average family.

2797
02:03:02,080 --> 02:03:07,140
Ziona is the head of the family, and he has 39 wives, 91 sons,

2798
02:03:07,240 --> 02:03:10,720
14 daughters-in-law, and 33 grandchildren.

2799
02:03:10,720 --> 02:03:11,200
Whoa.

2800
02:03:11,200 --> 02:03:11,720
Whoa.

2801
02:03:11,720 --> 02:03:23,040
The community where the family lives allow a man to have as many wives as he likes.

2802
02:03:23,040 --> 02:03:28,880
Ziona keeps the younger wives close to his bedroom, while the older ones sleep further away.

2803
02:03:28,880 --> 02:03:30,040
Fucking hell.

2804
02:03:30,040 --> 02:03:34,820
Ziona is very strict when it comes to his family, and everyone has responsibilities.

2805
02:03:35,600 --> 02:03:40,280
According to one of his daughters-in-law, Ziona is the most attractive man in the village,

2806
02:03:40,440 --> 02:03:43,140
and he is the center of the entire family's world.

2807
02:03:43,260 --> 02:03:43,840
You're joking.

2808
02:03:43,840 --> 02:03:50,280
One of Ziona's wives says that the family gets along so well because everyone has mutual respect for one another.

2809
02:03:51,000 --> 02:03:56,080
Ziona has allowed his sons, and will let his grandsons to marry as many women as they like.

2810
02:03:56,440 --> 02:04:01,040
He believes that being able to take care of such a large family is a blessing from God.

2811
02:04:01,320 --> 02:04:09,700
Most people would find this way of life strange, but all of the members of the Chana family believe they are blessed to be part of such a wonderful family.

2812
02:04:11,220 --> 02:04:12,460
The Russell family.

2813
02:04:12,620 --> 02:04:13,620
Ziona Chana.

2814
02:04:13,980 --> 02:04:16,340
Terry Lynn is the matriarch of the family.

2815
02:04:16,540 --> 02:04:17,640
Is that- is that Terry?

2816
02:04:18,160 --> 02:04:19,560
She is a real-life Rapunzel.

2817
02:04:20,040 --> 02:04:21,200
She and her three daughters-

2818
02:04:21,200 --> 02:04:22,400
She's got long hair.

2819
02:04:22,640 --> 02:04:23,800
Look at the length of the hair.

2820
02:04:23,920 --> 02:04:25,200
What's that got to do with the family?

2821
02:04:26,080 --> 02:04:27,100
What's that got to do with the family?

2822
02:04:27,140 --> 02:04:29,000
Does that have any effect on the family or what?

2823
02:04:29,160 --> 02:04:32,760
Growing up, was there any psychological trauma based on the mother's hair?

2824
02:04:32,860 --> 02:04:34,000
The length of the mother's hair?

2825
02:04:34,180 --> 02:04:34,900
Or-

2826
02:04:34,900 --> 02:04:38,160
...all have a condition that causes their hair to grow con-

2827
02:04:38,160 --> 02:04:39,100
It's a condition.

2828
02:04:39,960 --> 02:04:40,680
Sorry about that.

2829
02:04:41,040 --> 02:04:41,480
Constantly.

2830
02:04:41,820 --> 02:04:45,380
Terry and her daughters have hair that is at least 74 inches.

2831
02:04:45,800 --> 02:04:46,340
Which is-

2832
02:04:46,340 --> 02:04:47,100
Just cut it though.

2833
02:04:47,460 --> 02:04:48,760
Do you know if it's a condition-

2834
02:04:48,760 --> 02:04:50,840
We all have- we all have growing hair.

2835
02:04:51,520 --> 02:04:53,580
So I mean if it's growing faster, just cut it faster.

2836
02:04:53,660 --> 02:04:56,480
Just go for more haircuts or cut it- cut it in the bathroom yourself.

2837
02:04:56,560 --> 02:04:58,500
Don't even bother going to the fucking hairdresser.

2838
02:04:58,860 --> 02:05:01,280
Twice as long as the average woman's hair.

2839
02:05:01,620 --> 02:05:05,680
It is a genetic condition that causes Terry's hair to grow so much.

2840
02:05:05,680 --> 02:05:06,760
And she passed-

2841
02:05:06,760 --> 02:05:07,860
Just cut it like-

2842
02:05:07,860 --> 02:05:08,760
Just cut your hair.

2843
02:05:08,940 --> 02:05:09,900
It's not a fucking problem.

2844
02:05:10,180 --> 02:05:12,480
You don't need to be on 10 most unusual families.

2845
02:05:13,000 --> 02:05:13,900
Just cut your hair.

2846
02:05:14,800 --> 02:05:16,380
The fella now who was-

2847
02:05:16,380 --> 02:05:19,380
Filling a big fucking hotel full of kids.

2848
02:05:20,080 --> 02:05:21,980
That- that's an unusual family.

2849
02:05:22,280 --> 02:05:23,580
But this is just cut your hair.

2850
02:05:24,020 --> 02:05:25,160
That's not an unusual scenario.

2851
02:05:25,160 --> 02:05:27,180
The condition on to all three of her daughters.

2852
02:05:27,840 --> 02:05:33,160
It is expected that their hair will continue growing at this fast rate for at least 10 years.

2853
02:05:33,640 --> 02:05:33,900
Wow.

2854
02:05:33,900 --> 02:05:36,120
Terry says that washing her hair is difficult.

2855
02:05:36,600 --> 02:05:39,880
When her hair gets wet, it gets very heavy and drag-

2856
02:05:39,880 --> 02:05:40,780
Just cut it.

2857
02:05:41,160 --> 02:05:42,040
Cut the hair.

2858
02:05:42,380 --> 02:05:43,380
Don't let it get wet.

2859
02:05:43,600 --> 02:05:45,120
It's as easy as that, lads.

2860
02:05:45,520 --> 02:05:49,320
Unless you're trying to make a bit of coin off the fact your hair is fucking long.

2861
02:05:50,120 --> 02:05:53,060
Then why are you complaining about it on the unusual families in the world?

2862
02:05:53,180 --> 02:05:54,460
It's not a complaint for you.

2863
02:05:54,500 --> 02:05:55,400
It's making you the money.

2864
02:05:55,480 --> 02:05:56,380
It's getting you the gig.

2865
02:05:56,380 --> 02:05:56,440
It's getting you the gig.

2866
02:05:57,900 --> 02:05:59,300
Ags her body to the floor.

2867
02:05:59,960 --> 02:06:04,460
To wash it thoroughly, she has to kneel in the bathtub, which isn't always easy.

2868
02:06:04,580 --> 02:06:05,240
Don't kneel.

2869
02:06:05,500 --> 02:06:07,100
Just cut the fucking hair.

2870
02:06:07,600 --> 02:06:08,960
You won't have to kneel anymore.

2871
02:06:09,780 --> 02:06:15,500
Her oldest daughter, who is 11 years old, has hair that is 36 and three quarters inches long.

2872
02:06:15,560 --> 02:06:15,920
Cut it.

2873
02:06:16,020 --> 02:06:19,540
Her nine-year-old daughter has hair that is 36 inches long.

2874
02:06:19,780 --> 02:06:20,120
You're at-

2875
02:06:20,120 --> 02:06:21,480
They're at the hairdressers.

2876
02:06:21,560 --> 02:06:23,140
They're literally there at the hairdressers.

2877
02:06:23,260 --> 02:06:23,880
Get it cut.

2878
02:06:24,440 --> 02:06:25,180
Don't wait with it.

2879
02:06:25,200 --> 02:06:26,960
Just fucking shave the fucking head off.

2880
02:06:26,960 --> 02:06:27,520
Thanks for the tip.

2881
02:06:27,520 --> 02:06:28,680
Shave the hair off.

2882
02:06:29,640 --> 02:06:30,880
And put a wig on.

2883
02:06:32,240 --> 02:06:33,900
Thanks very much, James, for the tip.

2884
02:06:34,000 --> 02:06:37,480
Francis, Dave would like to know if you're gonna hop on Splitgate.

2885
02:06:37,560 --> 02:06:38,540
What the hell is Splitgate?

2886
02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:39,100
Is that a game?

2887
02:06:39,660 --> 02:06:40,800
Family washes their hair.

2888
02:06:41,080 --> 02:06:45,460
They use at least a quarter of the bottle of conditioner to keep it looking shiny and prevent

2889
02:06:45,460 --> 02:06:46,380
it from tangling.

2890
02:06:46,520 --> 02:06:47,020
Don't bother.

2891
02:06:47,140 --> 02:06:51,280
The average woman pours conditioner about the size of a half dollar in their hand.

2892
02:06:51,860 --> 02:06:54,400
Many women would kill to have this genetic condition.

2893
02:06:55,140 --> 02:06:55,780
Terry says-

2894
02:06:55,780 --> 02:06:56,740
So what's the problem?

2895
02:06:56,740 --> 02:07:02,820
That she and her daughters are blessed, but having such long hair can be a hassle from

2896
02:07:02,820 --> 02:07:03,720
time to time.

2897
02:07:04,880 --> 02:07:06,300
Get a- get a grip.

2898
02:07:08,180 --> 02:07:13,660
Every member of this family is so tall that they are never able to use public transportation.

2899
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:14,600
To get-

2900
02:07:14,600 --> 02:07:15,940
Just get your own car.

2901
02:07:16,500 --> 02:07:17,140
Go on a bike.

2902
02:07:17,220 --> 02:07:17,860
There's no roof.

2903
02:07:18,040 --> 02:07:19,100
Get around easily.

2904
02:07:19,240 --> 02:07:20,780
The family rides scooters.

2905
02:07:20,780 --> 02:07:21,660
Yeah, that sound.

2906
02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:22,840
There's no problem then, is there?

2907
02:07:22,880 --> 02:07:23,580
You're on a scooter.

2908
02:07:23,860 --> 02:07:28,080
They are about to set a new world record for being the tallest family in the world.

2909
02:07:28,160 --> 02:07:28,860
That's great.

2910
02:07:29,180 --> 02:07:34,520
Gerard is 52 years old, and he is 7 feet 1.5 inches tall.

2911
02:07:34,660 --> 02:07:35,580
That's- that's brilliant.

2912
02:07:35,920 --> 02:07:40,120
46 years old, and she is 6 feet 2.6 inches tall.

2913
02:07:40,220 --> 02:07:41,080
That's tall.

2914
02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:45,700
22 year old daughter named Ruga, and she is 6 feet 1 inch tall.

2915
02:07:45,720 --> 02:07:46,180
Thanks for the tip.

2916
02:07:46,180 --> 02:07:53,020
Their other daughter, Sonia, is 16 years old, and she is 6 feet 4 inches tall and still growing.

2917
02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:53,660
Well, that's-

2918
02:07:53,660 --> 02:07:54,200
When you can-

2919
02:07:54,200 --> 02:07:57,300
You can use that to your advantage, can you not?

2920
02:07:57,380 --> 02:07:58,300
Thanks very much for the tip.

2921
02:07:58,380 --> 02:08:03,300
General Gaddafi and Curtis TD, and bet it on the horse.

2922
02:08:03,680 --> 02:08:04,740
James, thanks very much.

2923
02:08:05,240 --> 02:08:08,880
The pints in Belfast have me alive again, says General Gaddafi.

2924
02:08:08,920 --> 02:08:10,880
It's great to know that Gaddafi is still alive.

2925
02:08:10,880 --> 02:08:21,220
He wasn't killed in an unmerciful and savage beating attack caught on videotape after a bit of rabble-rousing by the Allied forces.

2926
02:08:22,460 --> 02:08:24,140
He's actually living in Belfast.

2927
02:08:24,640 --> 02:08:29,360
Big round of applause, everyone, for General Gaddafi living in Belfast.

2928
02:08:29,720 --> 02:08:30,680
Can't hear you guys.

2929
02:08:31,280 --> 02:08:31,920
I can't hear-

2930
02:08:31,920 --> 02:08:33,000
Oh yeah.

2931
02:08:33,620 --> 02:08:34,580
I'm not meant to hear you.

2932
02:08:34,960 --> 02:08:37,260
Because I'm the one with the microphone and not ye.

2933
02:08:37,980 --> 02:08:39,800
Getting back to the tall family, though.

2934
02:08:40,220 --> 02:08:41,940
It's a great scenario to be in.

2935
02:08:42,100 --> 02:08:43,100
You're a tall family.

2936
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:44,700
Use it to your advantage.

2937
02:08:45,040 --> 02:08:47,340
Stop giving out and being on YouTube about it.

2938
02:08:47,340 --> 02:08:51,280
Combine the whole family's height, it would equal 26 feet.

2939
02:08:51,760 --> 02:08:56,260
In India's version of the Guinness Book of World Records, the Limca Book of World Records,

2940
02:08:56,520 --> 02:08:59,660
the couple has earned the honor of being the tallest couple in India.

2941
02:09:00,140 --> 02:09:02,760
They took the title when they got married in 1989.

2942
02:09:03,560 --> 02:09:13,740
They were very close to being in the Guinness Book of World Records also, but Wayne and Laurie Halquist from Stockton, California, took the title with a combined height of 13 feet-

2943
02:09:13,740 --> 02:09:15,560
The Halquists are after you.

2944
02:09:16,580 --> 02:09:28,440
Check these guys out.

2945
02:09:28,680 --> 02:09:29,500
These are boring.

2946
02:09:29,780 --> 02:09:31,760
This family is rubbish, man.

2947
02:09:32,260 --> 02:09:33,860
Mike, thank you very much for the tip.

2948
02:09:33,980 --> 02:09:35,780
And 10th of the 10th, thank you very much.

2949
02:09:35,820 --> 02:09:36,460
How's it going, Francis?

2950
02:09:36,580 --> 02:09:37,000
Hope you're well.

2951
02:09:37,040 --> 02:09:39,420
Any chance I could get a birthday shout-out from my boy, Benny?

2952
02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:41,740
Benny, happy birthday to you.

2953
02:09:42,140 --> 02:09:43,240
Happy birthday to Benny.

2954
02:09:43,480 --> 02:09:44,220
Happy birthday to you.

2955
02:09:44,440 --> 02:09:45,820
Happy birthday, dear Benny.

2956
02:09:45,820 --> 02:09:47,780
Benny, happy birthday to you.

2957
02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:49,780
It's great to have you in the world, Benny.

2958
02:09:49,960 --> 02:09:51,940
And a happy bloody birthday to you.

2959
02:09:52,740 --> 02:09:53,960
Legfen, thanks very much.

2960
02:09:54,540 --> 02:09:56,760
There's a family coming up, and they're a vampire family.

2961
02:09:56,940 --> 02:10:01,020
I'm looking at the audio levels here, and it says it's peaking and going mental red.

2962
02:10:01,140 --> 02:10:01,740
Thanks for the tip.

2963
02:10:01,740 --> 02:10:06,000
So is that a bad vibe for the ears, or is it sound, or what's the story?

2964
02:10:06,520 --> 02:10:07,180
Let us know.

2965
02:10:07,580 --> 02:10:08,860
Answers on a postcard there.

2966
02:10:08,940 --> 02:10:11,160
But we've got a fucking vampire family coming up.

2967
02:10:11,260 --> 02:10:12,440
It looks like it's going to be good.

2968
02:10:13,140 --> 02:10:14,660
Nosferatu vibes indeed.

2969
02:10:15,060 --> 02:10:16,140
Audio is grand.

2970
02:10:16,140 --> 02:10:16,780
That's great.

2971
02:10:17,900 --> 02:10:20,080
Let's have a little look here at this vampire family.

2972
02:10:20,480 --> 02:10:22,900
It's only going to get better from here on.

2973
02:10:22,980 --> 02:10:24,260
I can feel it.

2974
02:10:25,800 --> 02:10:26,600
Here we go.

2975
02:10:26,720 --> 02:10:43,880
Now, are they a vampire family, or are they just weird goths who have put on eyeliner and have dodgy teeth and have Bloody Marys to drink every day and have painted the nails black?

2976
02:10:44,060 --> 02:10:45,680
I'll leave that for you to decide.

2977
02:10:45,680 --> 02:10:51,220
Thanks to the Twilight series, being a vampire is desirable these days.

2978
02:10:51,720 --> 02:10:53,500
Who wouldn't want to be Robert Pattinson?

2979
02:10:53,980 --> 02:10:57,860
People all over the world now love vampires rather than fearing them.

2980
02:10:58,100 --> 02:11:00,540
But this family has taken the whole vampire thing.

2981
02:11:00,600 --> 02:11:02,280
Don't see a family.

2982
02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:03,780
I just see a goth couple.

2983
02:11:04,900 --> 02:11:06,020
Where's the kids, lads?

2984
02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:07,120
Stent.

2985
02:11:07,900 --> 02:11:13,620
Leah and Aro can call themselves vampires because they drink each other's blood once a week.

2986
02:11:13,820 --> 02:11:14,280
Right.

2987
02:11:14,400 --> 02:11:15,380
They even shoot video.

2988
02:11:17,380 --> 02:11:22,360
I don't disbelieve that they do because just looking, it kind of looks like they might do that.

2989
02:11:22,520 --> 02:11:22,780
Do you know?

2990
02:11:23,200 --> 02:11:24,860
There's a bit of a fucking vibe about them.

2991
02:11:26,080 --> 02:11:33,720
And they're eating a steak, a single steak tartare that hasn't been cooked in a fucking pan or a microwave or an oven.

2992
02:11:33,720 --> 02:11:39,520
And two singular candles on a table there that you would.

2993
02:11:41,120 --> 02:11:42,480
It's not big enough for a family.

2994
02:11:42,600 --> 02:11:43,740
So where's the family, you know?

2995
02:11:43,800 --> 02:11:44,700
They're talking about the family.

2996
02:11:44,760 --> 02:11:45,960
I don't see any pictures of the kids.

2997
02:11:46,080 --> 02:11:47,040
It's just lions.

2998
02:11:47,280 --> 02:11:49,420
There's a couple of snow leopards there behind them.

2999
02:11:49,920 --> 02:11:51,480
Then there's a couple of wild tigers.

3000
02:11:51,800 --> 02:11:53,880
And then a fucking who knows what behind there.

3001
02:11:54,500 --> 02:11:56,140
Behind my head, there's a little collection.

3002
02:11:56,220 --> 02:11:58,360
There's a bottle of something there down the bottom left.

3003
02:11:58,460 --> 02:11:59,860
Look, if we just look down here.

3004
02:12:00,520 --> 02:12:02,740
An empty bottle of rubbish.

3005
02:12:04,480 --> 02:12:07,180
And a green canister of something or other.

3006
02:12:07,880 --> 02:12:08,840
But no kids.

3007
02:12:09,580 --> 02:12:11,860
And would you, answer the question though.

3008
02:12:11,920 --> 02:12:13,160
Would you want them to have kids?

3009
02:12:13,200 --> 02:12:14,680
If this is the crack that they're at.

3010
02:12:15,200 --> 02:12:16,840
Videos of themselves drinking the blood.

3011
02:12:17,360 --> 02:12:18,720
Both Lear and Aro dressed only in black.

3012
02:12:18,720 --> 02:12:19,520
Could you see that then?

3013
02:12:20,180 --> 02:12:21,900
Look at the look that she gave the camera.

3014
02:12:21,900 --> 02:12:23,580
Videos of themselves drinking the blood.

3015
02:12:23,720 --> 02:12:25,160
It's a bit weird.

3016
02:12:25,160 --> 02:12:26,800
Look at her face here.

3017
02:12:26,880 --> 02:12:27,040
Look.

3018
02:12:33,040 --> 02:12:43,560
There's a case of...

3019
02:12:43,560 --> 02:12:47,920
Kind of like wanting to not be grown up maybe.

3020
02:12:48,100 --> 02:12:48,540
Is that it?

3021
02:12:48,780 --> 02:12:50,720
And then just putting black makeup on.

3022
02:12:50,780 --> 02:12:55,460
Both Lear and Aro dress only in black to further their vampire appearance.

3023
02:12:55,460 --> 02:12:55,960
Jesus.

3024
02:12:55,960 --> 02:12:58,960
The couple says that drinking each other's blood is very intimate.

3025
02:12:59,360 --> 02:13:00,940
And is more intimate than sex.

3026
02:13:01,580 --> 02:13:03,400
Both Lear and Aro were goth.

3027
02:13:03,560 --> 02:13:06,160
And it was Aro that turned Lear into a vampire.

3028
02:13:06,920 --> 02:13:10,000
They were only dating for a few months when Aro proposed.

3029
02:13:10,520 --> 02:13:14,380
And Lear says that if she goes without drinking blood for an extended period of time.

3030
02:13:14,620 --> 02:13:15,240
That she feels...

3031
02:13:15,240 --> 02:13:21,060
They say that drinking each other's blood is a way to connect on the deepest level possible.

3032
02:13:23,140 --> 02:13:24,060
He's meant to be interviewed.

3033
02:13:24,360 --> 02:13:25,100
Brittany and Abby Hansel.

3034
02:13:25,600 --> 02:13:27,540
I've seen these guys before.

3035
02:13:27,540 --> 02:13:28,100
Brittany and Abby are between you.

3036
02:13:28,100 --> 02:13:29,600
I've seen these guys before.

3037
02:13:30,300 --> 02:13:31,260
It's nothing new.

3038
02:13:32,460 --> 02:13:33,100
It's just...

3039
02:13:33,760 --> 02:13:34,840
It's IMEs, isn't it?

3040
02:13:34,840 --> 02:13:36,100
...for the day.

3041
02:13:37,020 --> 02:13:40,840
Dad, David, is 43 years old and he drives a train.

3042
02:13:41,440 --> 02:13:44,100
His job has him working very inflexible shifts.

3043
02:13:44,520 --> 02:13:47,320
Leaving Alexis to do much of the work around the house.

3044
02:13:48,140 --> 02:13:52,120
David was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease five years ago.

3045
02:13:52,480 --> 02:13:55,980
But he still helps out with the kids and even cooks dinner on occasion.

3046
02:13:56,720 --> 02:13:58,080
When Alexis does have some...

3047
02:13:58,080 --> 02:13:59,340
I don't think it's...

3048
02:13:59,340 --> 02:14:00,740
That's not an unusual family.

3049
02:14:00,860 --> 02:14:01,480
That's just...

3050
02:14:01,480 --> 02:14:02,160
Thanks for the tip.

3051
02:14:02,240 --> 02:14:03,380
Unfortunate family, is it?

3052
02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:05,680
Craig, thanks very much, Craig.

3053
02:14:05,760 --> 02:14:06,800
I hope you're doing well.

3054
02:14:07,400 --> 02:14:08,620
I hope you're doing well.

3055
02:14:08,960 --> 02:14:11,020
I've just discovered 10 spots on Spotify.

3056
02:14:11,380 --> 02:14:12,800
And can wholeheartedly say...

3057
02:14:13,360 --> 02:14:15,740
I've not been this happy in a long time.

3058
02:14:16,240 --> 02:14:18,160
Now when I pull up to work in style...

3059
02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:20,040
It's the proper way.

3060
02:14:20,540 --> 02:14:21,960
Thanks very much for the tip there, Craig.

3061
02:14:21,960 --> 02:14:25,960
What makes this family so unique is that when John reunited with his daughter...

3062
02:14:26,840 --> 02:14:27,820
They became a couple.

3063
02:14:28,160 --> 02:14:29,720
They started a family of their own.

3064
02:14:29,840 --> 02:14:30,460
Oh, Christ.

3065
02:14:30,520 --> 02:14:34,580
John's daughter, Jenny, was 31 years old when she was reunited with her father.

3066
02:14:34,580 --> 02:14:35,160
Fucking hell.

3067
02:14:35,360 --> 02:14:35,580
Fucking hell.

3068
02:14:35,580 --> 02:14:38,220
She already had two children from a previous marriage.

3069
02:14:38,340 --> 02:14:41,480
When she met her father, Jenny fell in love with him.

3070
02:14:41,560 --> 02:14:42,320
Stay to that man.

3071
02:14:42,340 --> 02:14:43,280
They had two children together.

3072
02:14:43,520 --> 02:14:45,660
Fucking 2009, they separated.

3073
02:14:45,800 --> 02:14:46,440
Fucking stay to that.

3074
02:14:46,440 --> 02:14:47,840
After they admitted to incest.

3075
02:14:47,900 --> 02:14:48,560
Stay to that.

3076
02:14:48,560 --> 02:14:50,400
Put them on a good behavior bond.

3077
02:14:50,480 --> 02:14:52,480
Good behavior for incest!

3078
02:14:53,480 --> 02:14:56,040
It's the opposite of good behavior, is it not?

3079
02:14:58,080 --> 02:15:02,080
I now sentence you to zero years for good behavior.

3080
02:15:04,540 --> 02:15:06,120
What's the fucking world coming to?

3081
02:15:06,120 --> 02:15:08,040
They were forced to separate.

3082
02:15:08,560 --> 02:15:12,120
They say they now live like a typical family as father and daughter.

3083
02:15:12,520 --> 02:15:17,720
There are many people who disagree with the fact that this father and daughter started a family together.

3084
02:15:18,120 --> 02:15:20,940
But Jenny says that the heart wants what the heart wants.

3085
02:15:22,320 --> 02:15:23,940
The Grizzan Ulus family.

3086
02:15:24,240 --> 02:15:25,420
Oh, I've seen these guys.

3087
02:15:25,560 --> 02:15:26,980
They go around on all fours.

3088
02:15:27,120 --> 02:15:28,100
They're really fast.

3089
02:15:28,220 --> 02:15:28,680
They're nippy.

3090
02:15:28,960 --> 02:15:33,140
You wouldn't want to fucking cross them because they'd fucking run after you really fast.

3091
02:15:33,320 --> 02:15:36,820
It looks silly, but it works for them.

3092
02:15:38,820 --> 02:15:49,340
Crazy bit of business.

3093
02:15:51,160 --> 02:15:51,720
Crazy bit of business.

3094
02:15:51,720 --> 02:15:54,120
Their method of walking is called bear crawl.

3095
02:15:54,520 --> 02:15:56,280
And they were introduced to the world by...

3096
02:15:56,280 --> 02:15:57,340
That isn't them.

3097
02:15:57,460 --> 02:16:02,080
That's actually motion capture footage from Resident Evil 4.

3098
02:16:02,600 --> 02:16:04,820
Which, you know, when you get into the village at the beginning.

3099
02:16:05,820 --> 02:16:07,320
And this was the mocap.

3100
02:16:07,460 --> 02:16:08,860
They used this for the...

3101
02:16:08,860 --> 02:16:11,120
Just as you get to the bonfire bit.

3102
02:16:11,640 --> 02:16:12,200
I'll show you here.

3103
02:16:12,840 --> 02:16:15,580
Their method of walking is called bear crawl.

3104
02:16:15,820 --> 02:16:18,800
And they were introduced to the world by a Turkish biologist.

3105
02:16:19,380 --> 02:16:23,440
The reason the family walks on all fours is that they have very poor vision.

3106
02:16:23,440 --> 02:16:26,700
And cannot see well enough to walk on just two legs.

3107
02:16:27,360 --> 02:16:32,880
According to the biologist, the family has a genetic mutation on the number 17 chromosome.

3108
02:16:33,580 --> 02:16:36,640
The mutation affects the part of the brain called the cerebellum.

3109
02:16:36,880 --> 02:16:39,040
Which is responsible for body balance.

3110
02:16:39,040 --> 02:16:41,640
The family does what they can to live happily.

3111
02:16:42,200 --> 02:16:45,880
But sadly, people in the village often mock them for the way they walk.

3112
02:16:47,880 --> 02:16:49,340
The Bannon family.

3113
02:16:50,340 --> 02:16:53,860
Linda Bannon and her son Timmy are from Chicago, Illinois.

3114
02:16:54,320 --> 02:16:56,620
They were both born with Holt-Orem syndrome.

3115
02:16:57,200 --> 02:17:00,400
This is a genetic condition that affects the upper limbs and the heart.

3116
02:17:00,900 --> 02:17:04,780
Linda was the only one of the children in her family to be born without arms.

3117
02:17:04,780 --> 02:17:07,480
And she was treated the same way as her other siblings.

3118
02:17:08,160 --> 02:17:10,900
Her parents wanted to make sure that Linda had the same...

3119
02:17:10,900 --> 02:17:11,200
Fuck.

3120
02:17:11,280 --> 02:17:16,520
Linda and Timmy used their feet to handle everyday tasks like brushing their teeth or their hair.

3121
02:17:17,240 --> 02:17:19,200
Timmy and Linda are both excellent swimmers.

3122
02:17:19,660 --> 02:17:21,900
And Timmy was on his school's swimming team.

3123
02:17:22,320 --> 02:17:22,820
Thanks for the tip.

3124
02:17:22,820 --> 02:17:24,420
When he turned 14, he joined the...

3125
02:17:24,420 --> 02:17:26,220
Pickled onions.

3126
02:17:26,420 --> 02:17:27,560
Thank you very much.

3127
02:17:27,920 --> 02:17:29,720
And Frank the Trucker.

3128
02:17:29,780 --> 02:17:30,200
Craig.

3129
02:17:30,320 --> 02:17:31,080
Eddie Durkin.

3130
02:17:31,660 --> 02:17:32,340
Leg fan.

3131
02:17:33,000 --> 02:17:33,500
Schlug.

3132
02:17:33,700 --> 02:17:34,340
Tommy Hannon.

3133
02:17:34,700 --> 02:17:35,540
Thank you very much.

3134
02:17:36,680 --> 02:17:38,060
I hope you're getting on well, lads.

3135
02:17:38,260 --> 02:17:38,960
Thanks for the tip.

3136
02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:41,900
I don't know about you, but this has just descended into madness.

3137
02:17:42,700 --> 02:17:44,500
School's football team is a kicker.

3138
02:17:45,040 --> 02:17:49,340
The family is well known because they have a disability, but they don't let it stop them

3139
02:17:49,340 --> 02:17:51,020
from doing the things they love.

3140
02:17:52,640 --> 02:17:53,920
The Bunker family.

3141
02:17:55,380 --> 02:17:56,740
Fucking hell, the Bunkers.

3142
02:18:00,040 --> 02:18:01,780
Chang and Ang Bunker are...

3143
02:18:01,780 --> 02:18:03,460
Chang and Ang Bunker.

3144
02:18:04,120 --> 02:18:05,160
...and joint twins.

3145
02:18:05,740 --> 02:18:08,340
Also known as the Siamese twins.

3146
02:18:09,060 --> 02:18:14,240
The twins were born in Thailand, and in 1829, they moved to the United States.

3147
02:18:14,740 --> 02:18:19,600
When they arrived in the US, they became very well known after they started working in freak

3148
02:18:19,600 --> 02:18:19,920
shows.

3149
02:18:20,500 --> 02:18:24,040
People didn't mock the brothers, and they were very interested in them.

3150
02:18:24,380 --> 02:18:29,240
The twins ended up leaving the freak show after being tortured regularly by their manager.

3151
02:18:29,560 --> 02:18:34,020
In 1839, they were well off financially, and they both got married.

3152
02:18:34,020 --> 02:18:39,040
Their families lived in separate houses, and they would stay at one home for a week, and

3153
02:18:39,040 --> 02:18:40,340
then the next for a week.

3154
02:18:41,080 --> 02:18:46,940
Chang passed away from a cerebral blood clot, and Ang survived for just a few hours after

3155
02:18:46,940 --> 02:18:47,960
his brother's passing.

3156
02:18:48,360 --> 02:18:51,540
The doctor said that Ang's cause of death was unknown.

3157
02:18:51,540 --> 02:18:52,540
Jesus Christ.

3158
02:18:52,540 --> 02:18:58,440
Well, I don't know how we're going to top that, to be honest.

3159
02:18:59,160 --> 02:19:04,480
It was a real eclectic mix of families billed as the most unusual families in the world.

3160
02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:06,800
Thank you very much for the tip there, Arch McCarrick.

3161
02:19:08,080 --> 02:19:11,320
But I don't think it delivered, really, to be honest.

3162
02:19:11,320 --> 02:19:15,840
As a YouTube video, it set its stall out with a real mighty premise.

3163
02:19:15,980 --> 02:19:20,520
That was, we were going to see a lot of unusual activity, but it more or less just descended

3164
02:19:20,520 --> 02:19:24,500
into a kind of people with disabilities.

3165
02:19:25,020 --> 02:19:27,160
And let's just, like, look at that scenario.

3166
02:19:27,940 --> 02:19:31,140
The family dynamic wasn't really in it much, you know.

3167
02:19:32,940 --> 02:19:36,000
There was one, there was one that was just a, it was just Siamese twins.

3168
02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:38,660
Like, you didn't see what the family life was going on in there.

3169
02:19:39,120 --> 02:19:40,540
Thank you very much, Pickled Onions.

3170
02:19:40,600 --> 02:19:45,340
Once heard of a man whose beard wouldn't stop growing till it was gifted, till he was gifted

3171
02:19:45,340 --> 02:19:48,600
a razor on his 50th birthday by concerned family members.

3172
02:19:49,360 --> 02:19:53,800
That's an interesting tale, Pickled, and hopefully we'll come across that fella at some other stage.

3173
02:19:53,880 --> 02:19:57,060
Although, I think we're off the unusual family buzz for the rest of the evening.

3174
02:19:57,360 --> 02:19:59,480
Eddie Durkin, thanks very much for your tip.

3175
02:19:59,540 --> 02:20:01,620
You say, Viper, same cards after getting.

3176
02:20:01,960 --> 02:20:02,680
Won't say that.

3177
02:20:02,820 --> 02:20:05,800
By Schligo Boys for owing serious dollar for hash.

3178
02:20:05,880 --> 02:20:07,740
Hopefully that's not the case, and he is fine.

3179
02:20:08,360 --> 02:20:09,900
Art McCarrick, how are you getting on?

3180
02:20:09,980 --> 02:20:12,360
Can you give a shout out to the stream fan, Cattle Collins?

3181
02:20:12,860 --> 02:20:16,900
Getting married tomorrow to Christina on the 20th of August.

3182
02:20:17,480 --> 02:20:20,540
You're saying getting married to, the word tomorrow wasn't even in there.

3183
02:20:20,580 --> 02:20:22,160
I don't even know why I came up with that.

3184
02:20:22,260 --> 02:20:24,220
Getting married to Christina on the 20th of August.

3185
02:20:24,640 --> 02:20:26,140
Their families aren't that unusual.

3186
02:20:26,260 --> 02:20:29,300
That's great to hear, and that they will be getting married,

3187
02:20:29,300 --> 02:20:34,660
and they won't have to appear in an exploitive YouTube video.

3188
02:20:35,800 --> 02:20:39,780
It does have 2.1 million views, though, so the guys making it do know what they're doing.

3189
02:20:39,860 --> 02:20:43,980
They're creaming off maybe a nice little bit of ad revenue from that.

3190
02:20:44,780 --> 02:20:48,940
Then again, the footage maybe isn't their own, so you could claim that footage as your own.

3191
02:20:49,940 --> 02:20:52,860
Dr. Back McCrack, thank you very much.

3192
02:20:53,040 --> 02:20:54,500
And Nilbag, thank you very much.

3193
02:20:54,620 --> 02:20:57,340
And Twin, thank you very much for the tip there.

3194
02:20:57,380 --> 02:20:59,740
I hope you are doing well.

3195
02:21:00,660 --> 02:21:02,460
So far, so good.

3196
02:21:02,860 --> 02:21:05,580
We've watched an episode of the Computer Chronicles.

3197
02:21:06,420 --> 02:21:11,440
We've looked at Stephen Donnelly in health vaccination centers and read some of the comments there,

3198
02:21:11,500 --> 02:21:12,020
and here he is.

3199
02:21:12,080 --> 02:21:20,540
More footage of Stephen Donnelly there doing his utmost to bolster the spirits of people in the vaccination centers.

3200
02:21:20,540 --> 02:21:25,540
And it's just an amazing, amazing, amazing week that we've had here as well,

3201
02:21:25,660 --> 02:21:32,440
with the vaccination program completely taking off inter-fucking-stellar space.

3202
02:21:32,880 --> 02:21:35,000
Nobody thought it was going to happen at all.

3203
02:21:35,320 --> 02:21:37,020
I didn't think it was going to happen.

3204
02:21:37,260 --> 02:21:40,680
I don't think ye did either, but it's gone fucking inter-stellar.

3205
02:21:40,900 --> 02:21:44,660
It's probably the biggest and bestest, boldest, brassiest,

3206
02:21:44,900 --> 02:21:49,200
and cheekiest vaccination program Europe has ever seen.

3207
02:21:49,500 --> 02:21:53,200
In fact, the nearest neighbors, the old enemy, the Brits,

3208
02:21:53,680 --> 02:21:56,080
they kicked the ball off with the vaccination.

3209
02:21:56,260 --> 02:21:59,160
They were trying to get the fucking vaccines out to everyone before anyone else,

3210
02:21:59,240 --> 02:22:00,420
as if to say, fuck y'all.

3211
02:22:00,640 --> 02:22:03,980
And now it seems as though we're beating them.

3212
02:22:03,980 --> 02:22:06,060
So it's a great scenario to be in.

3213
02:22:06,060 --> 02:22:08,960
A great scenario to be in.

3214
02:22:09,500 --> 02:22:13,280
And the vaccination centers have opened worldwide now, countrywide.

3215
02:22:13,480 --> 02:22:14,700
You can walk in and get a vax.

3216
02:22:14,800 --> 02:22:15,940
I hear you can get a vax.

3217
02:22:16,600 --> 02:22:17,880
Fucking delivered to the door.

3218
02:22:18,220 --> 02:22:21,400
I know a fella downtown, Pat the Vax,

3219
02:22:21,820 --> 02:22:29,300
and he is doing unauthorized back alley vaccinations for only five euro.

3220
02:22:29,420 --> 02:22:31,260
Now, on the surface, that sounds like bullshit.

3221
02:22:31,420 --> 02:22:33,540
And also, you'd say, why are you even paying for them

3222
02:22:33,540 --> 02:22:35,660
when it's free down at the chemist or your local center?

3223
02:22:35,660 --> 02:22:39,780
Well, look, Pat the Vax has had 50 years in vaccination experience.

3224
02:22:40,220 --> 02:22:42,860
He's got a rake of needles, and he loves jabbing.

3225
02:22:42,980 --> 02:22:44,680
He's doing jabbing day and night.

3226
02:22:44,740 --> 02:22:46,020
Double jabbing is what he's doing.

3227
02:22:46,140 --> 02:22:49,300
He's jabbing till the fucking sunrise, till sunset.

3228
02:22:49,960 --> 02:22:52,740
And if you want his number, if you want to get in touch with him,

3229
02:22:52,780 --> 02:22:54,360
I've got that contact details.

3230
02:22:54,440 --> 02:22:55,440
Don't you worry about that.

3231
02:22:55,480 --> 02:22:56,180
I can pass it on.

3232
02:22:56,200 --> 02:22:57,260
I'm not going to do it online.

3233
02:22:57,620 --> 02:22:59,000
I'm not going to do it over the interweb,

3234
02:22:59,040 --> 02:23:02,100
because I don't want to get shut down by the fucking powers that be.

3235
02:23:02,100 --> 02:23:08,080
The creepy boys who want you to go into the doctor's surgeries and the Brafie house and all that kind of business.

3236
02:23:08,360 --> 02:23:09,360
Don't bother your hole.

3237
02:23:09,600 --> 02:23:10,180
Pat the Vax.

3238
02:23:10,320 --> 02:23:12,020
He'll pay a fucking visit to your gaff.

3239
02:23:12,440 --> 02:23:17,800
You only have to give him tea and a biscuit and five euro for the Vax.

3240
02:23:17,860 --> 02:23:19,540
It's a crazy bit of business he's doing.

3241
02:23:19,540 --> 02:23:27,020
And it's just it's a great way that you can make a bit of money out of this pandemic as well by selling those kind of things.

3242
02:23:27,920 --> 02:23:28,640
Laura Donaghy.

3243
02:23:28,760 --> 02:23:29,480
Thank you very much.

3244
02:23:29,600 --> 02:23:32,120
Pfizer, you say that's that's great, great news.

3245
02:23:32,380 --> 02:23:35,640
And Samantha Mumba, body to body, funky to funky.

3246
02:23:36,080 --> 02:23:37,260
Wear your seatbelts.

3247
02:23:37,720 --> 02:23:39,740
We know how to rock your party.

3248
02:23:40,820 --> 02:23:43,340
Can you give a big shout out to the Discord, please?

3249
02:23:43,460 --> 02:23:44,880
Love the streams from Legfin.

3250
02:23:44,980 --> 02:23:53,060
I want to say a big, big, big, big, big, big totalitarianistic thank you to the Discord people.

3251
02:23:53,060 --> 02:23:54,280
Everyone on Discord.

3252
02:23:54,960 --> 02:23:57,580
Discord, the app, the makers of Discord.

3253
02:23:58,040 --> 02:24:00,300
It's an incredible piece of technology.

3254
02:24:00,840 --> 02:24:05,260
And it's just yet another part of the Internet you can go to and spend your time on

3255
02:24:05,260 --> 02:24:08,820
because there isn't enough time to be spent anywhere else.

3256
02:24:08,900 --> 02:24:10,940
You need to be on the Internet at all times.

3257
02:24:11,560 --> 02:24:13,660
You know, WhatsApp, it's just boring now.

3258
02:24:13,800 --> 02:24:15,840
SMS, it's yesterday's news.

3259
02:24:16,060 --> 02:24:17,200
Facebook, pfft.

3260
02:24:17,300 --> 02:24:19,200
All right, Grandad, we've had enough of you.

3261
02:24:19,920 --> 02:24:21,820
It's move on, all those things.

3262
02:24:21,820 --> 02:24:22,920
Now it's Discord.

3263
02:24:23,120 --> 02:24:24,300
It's Discord or bust.

3264
02:24:24,840 --> 02:24:28,960
And also, I want to really, really, really want to hammer home the point

3265
02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:34,060
that Discord is the future.

3266
02:24:34,440 --> 02:24:35,420
And the future is now.

3267
02:24:36,100 --> 02:24:38,900
And if we look at this, I'll tell you who told me that.

3268
02:24:39,180 --> 02:24:41,680
None other than Simon Donnelly, the health minister.

3269
02:24:42,060 --> 02:24:43,620
And here's a picture of Simon here,

3270
02:24:44,060 --> 02:24:46,720
checking up on everybody in the vaccination centre,

3271
02:24:46,860 --> 02:24:48,800
making sure they're doing the fucking God's honest.

3272
02:24:49,300 --> 02:24:53,960
Because, thanks be to God, we've got the people out there doing the God's honest.

3273
02:24:54,040 --> 02:24:57,360
Because if they were doing the fucking God's worst, or even the God's dishonest,

3274
02:24:57,360 --> 02:24:59,240
we wouldn't want them doing the God's dishonest.

3275
02:25:01,060 --> 02:25:01,380
Do you know?

3276
02:25:02,380 --> 02:25:06,300
These are the people that hold our health close to their hearts,

3277
02:25:06,540 --> 02:25:08,960
plus them we hold our health to our own hearts.

3278
02:25:09,640 --> 02:25:12,460
And it's exemplified in the comments section here.

3279
02:25:13,040 --> 02:25:14,300
People like Michael Leonard.

3280
02:25:14,520 --> 02:25:14,760
Brilliant.

3281
02:25:15,060 --> 02:25:20,220
Roll out but no cert since 21st of April, second vaccination.

3282
02:25:20,800 --> 02:25:21,640
An amazing comment.

3283
02:25:22,060 --> 02:25:27,420
John 71610523 says, replying to Stephen Donnelly.

3284
02:25:27,460 --> 02:25:29,200
Huge thanks to all involved.

3285
02:25:29,600 --> 02:25:31,740
Shane Gill with the thumbs up emoji.

3286
02:25:32,580 --> 02:25:33,500
Margaret Sullivan.

3287
02:25:33,960 --> 02:25:34,580
Go on.

3288
02:25:34,860 --> 02:25:35,840
The dream team.

3289
02:25:35,840 --> 02:25:38,020
And then tags another person in that.

3290
02:25:38,660 --> 02:25:44,100
It's an amazing fucking thing that's going on in the world at the moment,

3291
02:25:44,160 --> 02:25:45,180
and the country as well.

3292
02:25:45,480 --> 02:25:47,220
We're beholden to these people.

3293
02:25:47,540 --> 02:25:49,440
We're beholden to Stephen as well.

3294
02:25:49,880 --> 02:25:51,680
And every photo he's been in,

3295
02:25:51,920 --> 02:25:56,480
he's shown the utmost dignity and respect to everybody he's looked at

3296
02:25:56,480 --> 02:25:58,440
by giving them that kind of stance.

3297
02:25:58,560 --> 02:25:59,460
It's the gripped hands.

3298
02:25:59,600 --> 02:26:00,720
The hands gripping each other.

3299
02:26:00,720 --> 02:26:02,920
It's the body language that says,

3300
02:26:03,060 --> 02:26:06,220
Yes, I am in control of ye,

3301
02:26:06,380 --> 02:26:08,200
and ye are beautiful people.

3302
02:26:08,560 --> 02:26:10,980
Even though he doesn't say that in words,

3303
02:26:11,360 --> 02:26:12,500
the hands are a giveaway.

3304
02:26:12,640 --> 02:26:14,980
The hands are a big, big, big, big, big giveaway.

3305
02:26:15,380 --> 02:26:15,960
And look at that.

3306
02:26:16,060 --> 02:26:19,020
Every photo he's in keeps his hands clasped to himself.

3307
02:26:20,000 --> 02:26:22,240
And obviously, he wouldn't want to be shaking hands.

3308
02:26:22,360 --> 02:26:23,440
Not in the middle of the pandemic.

3309
02:26:24,960 --> 02:26:25,560
And fair play.

3310
02:26:25,620 --> 02:26:26,740
There's a lot of photographs here.

3311
02:26:26,920 --> 02:26:27,960
There's actually too many.

3312
02:26:28,540 --> 02:26:33,200
And then look, we've come across a photograph where he has released the hands.

3313
02:26:33,360 --> 02:26:33,940
And you know what?

3314
02:26:34,940 --> 02:26:35,560
Something's off.

3315
02:26:35,840 --> 02:26:36,840
Something doesn't seem right.

3316
02:26:36,940 --> 02:26:39,440
Thank you very much, Silage, for the tip.

3317
02:26:39,520 --> 02:26:40,480
Do you have a Discord link?

3318
02:26:40,800 --> 02:26:42,920
I don't have a Discord link because I don't have a Discord.

3319
02:26:43,140 --> 02:26:43,840
I don't even know.

3320
02:26:43,920 --> 02:26:44,540
Thanks for the tip.

3321
02:26:44,840 --> 02:26:47,780
When somebody, who was it that tipped in there?

3322
02:26:48,620 --> 02:26:49,620
Shout out to the Discord.

3323
02:26:49,800 --> 02:26:51,900
Legend Legfen said, give a shout out to Discord.

3324
02:26:52,100 --> 02:26:53,200
I don't know what that is.

3325
02:26:53,700 --> 02:26:54,860
Thanks very much for the tip, though.

3326
02:26:55,340 --> 02:26:55,940
Pat the Vax.

3327
02:26:56,800 --> 02:26:59,760
Get your fiver back for the free promotion, says Pat the Vax.

3328
02:26:59,840 --> 02:27:02,560
He's out there dishing out vaccines day and night.

3329
02:27:02,860 --> 02:27:05,700
Even right now at half past one in the morning.

3330
02:27:06,560 --> 02:27:06,960
Vax.

3331
02:27:07,400 --> 02:27:11,000
Pat the Vax can be at your house within an hour.

3332
02:27:11,120 --> 02:27:12,940
He's better than JustEat.e.

3333
02:27:12,940 --> 02:27:15,360
He's like the deliveroo of the vaccination program.

3334
02:27:15,920 --> 02:27:18,060
He's doing it off his own back.

3335
02:27:18,480 --> 02:27:20,120
He developed his own fucking vaccine.

3336
02:27:20,680 --> 02:27:22,260
He has a chemistry set in the house.

3337
02:27:22,600 --> 02:27:25,260
And he's friends with a fellow who runs a pharmacy in Sligo.

3338
02:27:25,380 --> 02:27:27,140
Who got struck off the list.

3339
02:27:27,240 --> 02:27:30,360
But now is still working in the pharmaceutical industry.

3340
02:27:30,360 --> 02:27:34,000
So you know that he knows enough to know that he knows what he's talking about.

3341
02:27:34,400 --> 02:27:39,080
He's got Pat the Vax stocked up to the gills with a brand new vaccine.

3342
02:27:39,320 --> 02:27:40,760
It hasn't been approved or released.

3343
02:27:40,760 --> 02:27:44,060
But look the fucking jabs that have been given out to the people around the towns.

3344
02:27:44,140 --> 02:27:49,400
By Pat the Vax have bypassed the vaccination program in and of itself.

3345
02:27:49,880 --> 02:27:50,820
Nobody's dead yet.

3346
02:27:51,180 --> 02:27:51,980
Everybody's okay.

3347
02:27:52,220 --> 02:27:53,900
And it's only a one hit wonder.

3348
02:27:54,300 --> 02:27:55,560
You've seen the two hitters.

3349
02:27:55,680 --> 02:27:56,800
You've seen the MR&E.

3350
02:27:56,900 --> 02:28:00,080
Now it's time to fucking go MR& the Vax way.

3351
02:28:00,440 --> 02:28:02,360
It's a one hit wonder.

3352
02:28:02,660 --> 02:28:03,500
In and you're out.

3353
02:28:03,880 --> 02:28:04,820
One into the delt.

3354
02:28:05,060 --> 02:28:06,640
And then another one if you want it.

3355
02:28:06,680 --> 02:28:08,100
Into the fucking thigh or the arse.

3356
02:28:08,300 --> 02:28:11,240
That's his specialist area.

3357
02:28:11,740 --> 02:28:13,080
I haven't had it done yet.

3358
02:28:13,200 --> 02:28:14,200
This is all him.

3359
02:28:14,400 --> 02:28:16,900
You have to sign a waiver to say you haven't been abused.

3360
02:28:16,900 --> 02:28:18,640
And everything will be okay.

3361
02:28:18,960 --> 02:28:19,180
Thanks.

3362
02:28:19,280 --> 02:28:21,320
By the following Tuesday weekday.

3363
02:28:21,900 --> 02:28:23,640
Do do do do do do.

3364
02:28:23,840 --> 02:28:25,160
Think about that before you.

3365
02:28:25,300 --> 02:28:27,240
Before you go head first into it.

3366
02:28:27,360 --> 02:28:28,200
Owen O'Donoghue.

3367
02:28:28,320 --> 02:28:28,980
Thanks very much.

3368
02:28:29,280 --> 02:28:29,860
Pat the Vax.

3369
02:28:29,920 --> 02:28:30,540
Thanks very much.

3370
02:28:30,780 --> 02:28:32,300
He says I call it the Pat scene.

3371
02:28:32,640 --> 02:28:33,360
It's not a vaccine.

3372
02:28:33,480 --> 02:28:34,200
It's a Pat scene.

3373
02:28:34,700 --> 02:28:35,800
Daz from Gainesville.

3374
02:28:35,880 --> 02:28:36,540
Thanks very much.

3375
02:28:37,340 --> 02:28:37,660
August.

3376
02:28:38,080 --> 02:28:38,920
Dunk Central.

3377
02:28:39,220 --> 02:28:40,020
Tell our mate Gav.

3378
02:28:40,140 --> 02:28:41,540
He needs to stand up for himself.

3379
02:28:41,880 --> 02:28:43,960
Shout out to the legends Niall, Kev and Carl.

3380
02:28:44,320 --> 02:28:44,620
Gav.

3381
02:28:45,040 --> 02:28:46,840
Stand the fuck up for yourself man.

3382
02:28:46,940 --> 02:28:47,120
Okay.

3383
02:28:47,400 --> 02:28:48,720
You have friends like Daz.

3384
02:28:49,100 --> 02:28:49,740
Or sorry.

3385
02:28:50,000 --> 02:28:50,440
Dunk.

3386
02:28:50,640 --> 02:28:51,460
You're my Dunk.

3387
02:28:51,800 --> 02:28:53,880
Texting in to say you need to stand up for yourself.

3388
02:28:54,700 --> 02:28:55,060
Okay.

3389
02:28:55,060 --> 02:28:56,760
And as well as that.

3390
02:28:57,360 --> 02:28:59,320
Niall, Kev and fucking Carl.

3391
02:28:59,880 --> 02:29:01,680
Absolute legends of the fall.

3392
02:29:02,260 --> 02:29:03,800
I cannot express.

3393
02:29:04,060 --> 02:29:06,280
And neither can words written on a page.

3394
02:29:06,540 --> 02:29:08,500
Or spoken by anybody other than me.

3395
02:29:08,820 --> 02:29:09,840
Express how much.

3396
02:29:09,840 --> 02:29:11,200
Of a legendary.

3397
02:29:11,920 --> 02:29:12,340
Fucking.

3398
02:29:13,080 --> 02:29:14,320
Lock of lads you are.

3399
02:29:14,860 --> 02:29:15,540
Three lads.

3400
02:29:15,860 --> 02:29:16,980
Living together in a house.

3401
02:29:17,660 --> 02:29:19,880
Living it up in times of COVID and despair.

3402
02:29:20,320 --> 02:29:21,620
An unbelievable journey.

3403
02:29:21,820 --> 02:29:23,460
An unbelievable tale and story.

3404
02:29:23,580 --> 02:29:24,780
That solidifies friendship.

3405
02:29:24,980 --> 02:29:26,160
And really exemplifies.

3406
02:29:26,580 --> 02:29:28,960
True spirit, grit, determination, tenacity.

3407
02:29:29,140 --> 02:29:31,260
In this fucking COVID-19 age.

3408
02:29:31,340 --> 02:29:33,800
Which has grabbed us by the fucking neck.

3409
02:29:34,240 --> 02:29:35,840
Strangled the fuck out of us.

3410
02:29:36,080 --> 02:29:36,800
And told us.

3411
02:29:37,000 --> 02:29:39,060
You're not going anywhere you cunts yet.

3412
02:29:39,060 --> 02:29:40,380
But it doesn't matter.

3413
02:29:40,380 --> 02:29:41,440
Because we've got the spirit.

3414
02:29:41,760 --> 02:29:43,300
And we've got our good friend Pat.

3415
02:29:43,360 --> 02:29:44,520
Who's always on hand.

3416
02:29:44,840 --> 02:29:48,020
Stephen Donnelly sometimes doesn't hold his hands together.

3417
02:29:48,020 --> 02:29:49,180
Like in this image here.

3418
02:29:49,560 --> 02:29:49,940
And it's in.

3419
02:29:50,080 --> 02:29:50,300
It's.

3420
02:29:50,420 --> 02:29:51,180
I have to say.

3421
02:29:51,300 --> 02:29:52,980
It's a little bit disconcerting.

3422
02:29:54,440 --> 02:29:55,000
None.

3423
02:29:55,160 --> 02:29:56,040
None more.

3424
02:29:56,720 --> 02:29:57,080
Than.

3425
02:29:57,740 --> 02:29:58,560
Liam here.

3426
02:29:58,560 --> 02:29:59,360
Liam O'Grady.

3427
02:29:59,520 --> 02:29:59,760
Who's.

3428
02:29:59,760 --> 02:30:01,020
Who's actually chimed in.

3429
02:30:01,420 --> 02:30:01,620
With.

3430
02:30:02,040 --> 02:30:02,680
We'll read.

3431
02:30:02,680 --> 02:30:04,620
We'll read Stephen Donnelly's gambit first.

3432
02:30:04,700 --> 02:30:04,880
Which is.

3433
02:30:04,980 --> 02:30:06,600
Just met Aoife and Adam in Cork.

3434
02:30:06,980 --> 02:30:08,180
Both age 16.

3435
02:30:08,280 --> 02:30:09,360
And getting their vaccines.

3436
02:30:09,560 --> 02:30:11,660
Probably among the first of their age group.

3437
02:30:11,660 --> 02:30:12,480
In the country to get it.

3438
02:30:12,720 --> 02:30:14,320
Great to see such enthusiasm for the vaccines.

3439
02:30:14,740 --> 02:30:16,460
I couldn't have said it better than myself.

3440
02:30:16,520 --> 02:30:17,660
Even if I was an elected.

3441
02:30:18,220 --> 02:30:19,060
Member of.

3442
02:30:19,420 --> 02:30:20,960
The fucking parliament or government.

3443
02:30:21,480 --> 02:30:22,340
Liam O'Grady says.

3444
02:30:22,500 --> 02:30:22,680
Minister.

3445
02:30:22,840 --> 02:30:24,980
What material was provided to their parents.

3446
02:30:25,060 --> 02:30:25,480
To make.

3447
02:30:25,860 --> 02:30:27,060
An informed decision.

3448
02:30:27,200 --> 02:30:28,540
On vaccinating their children.

3449
02:30:29,120 --> 02:30:31,440
The JCVI in the UK state.

3450
02:30:31,600 --> 02:30:33,160
There's not sufficient data yet.

3451
02:30:33,200 --> 02:30:35,540
To approve them for the 12 to 17 year olds.

3452
02:30:37,440 --> 02:30:38,480
We'll leave that though.

3453
02:30:38,860 --> 02:30:39,080
Oh yeah.

3454
02:30:39,160 --> 02:30:39,960
Pat McCabe then.

3455
02:30:40,040 --> 02:30:41,680
Has absolutely owned Liam.

3456
02:30:41,980 --> 02:30:42,620
And just says.

3457
02:30:42,740 --> 02:30:43,640
We're not in the UK.

3458
02:30:44,220 --> 02:30:46,020
But he hasn't got as many likes.

3459
02:30:46,240 --> 02:30:46,780
As Liam.

3460
02:30:47,100 --> 02:30:48,840
So he hasn't been ratioed.

3461
02:30:49,420 --> 02:30:49,940
Ratioed.

3462
02:30:50,020 --> 02:30:51,020
Is a new term.

3463
02:30:51,420 --> 02:30:53,760
For the social media generation.

3464
02:30:54,160 --> 02:30:55,560
Generation brain dead.

3465
02:30:55,920 --> 02:30:56,280
Where.

3466
02:30:56,540 --> 02:30:56,760
You.

3467
02:30:56,940 --> 02:30:57,780
You just reply.

3468
02:30:58,000 --> 02:30:59,060
Ratioed to a comment.

3469
02:30:59,280 --> 02:30:59,900
And hopefully.

3470
02:31:00,380 --> 02:31:01,300
Somebody will fucking.

3471
02:31:01,440 --> 02:31:02,400
Give you more likes then.

3472
02:31:02,480 --> 02:31:02,860
And then.

3473
02:31:03,240 --> 02:31:04,840
You can dine out on that story.

3474
02:31:05,400 --> 02:31:05,880
Um.

3475
02:31:06,720 --> 02:31:07,100
Never.

3476
02:31:07,620 --> 02:31:08,720
Because it actually has.

3477
02:31:08,880 --> 02:31:10,180
No relevance in the real world.

3478
02:31:10,260 --> 02:31:10,740
What's whether.

3479
02:31:10,900 --> 02:31:11,000
And.

3480
02:31:11,140 --> 02:31:11,520
And perhaps.

3481
02:31:11,720 --> 02:31:13,500
A shocking and frightening tale.

3482
02:31:13,980 --> 02:31:14,840
For a lot of us.

3483
02:31:15,160 --> 02:31:16,100
Who have bought into.

3484
02:31:16,100 --> 02:31:17,640
The social media gen.

3485
02:31:17,640 --> 02:31:18,940
Is that you can't.

3486
02:31:18,940 --> 02:31:19,540
Trade in.

3487
02:31:19,760 --> 02:31:21,140
These likes and share tokens.

3488
02:31:21,560 --> 02:31:22,320
Down the pub.

3489
02:31:22,840 --> 02:31:23,640
Or down the jobs.

3490
02:31:24,520 --> 02:31:24,920
Market.

3491
02:31:25,040 --> 02:31:25,900
Or anything like that.

3492
02:31:26,100 --> 02:31:26,680
It's uh.

3493
02:31:26,720 --> 02:31:27,400
Thanks for the tip.

3494
02:31:27,600 --> 02:31:28,460
It's a zero.

3495
02:31:28,960 --> 02:31:29,240
Sum.

3496
02:31:29,880 --> 02:31:30,240
Game.

3497
02:31:30,780 --> 02:31:31,100
And.

3498
02:31:31,300 --> 02:31:32,220
We do see that.

3499
02:31:32,220 --> 02:31:33,320
Right now.

3500
02:31:33,360 --> 02:31:34,920
A lot of people are divesting.

3501
02:31:34,920 --> 02:31:35,480
Uh.

3502
02:31:35,560 --> 02:31:36,120
Interests.

3503
02:31:36,460 --> 02:31:36,620
And.

3504
02:31:36,700 --> 02:31:37,400
And time.

3505
02:31:37,980 --> 02:31:39,260
Away from reality.

3506
02:31:39,260 --> 02:31:40,380
In and of itself.

3507
02:31:40,840 --> 02:31:41,240
Into.

3508
02:31:41,580 --> 02:31:41,700
Uh.

3509
02:31:41,880 --> 02:31:42,800
An absolute.

3510
02:31:42,800 --> 02:31:43,380
An absolute fucking.

3511
02:31:44,020 --> 02:31:44,860
Centralized.

3512
02:31:45,660 --> 02:31:46,840
System of messages.

3513
02:31:47,320 --> 02:31:47,640
Uh.

3514
02:31:48,080 --> 02:31:48,560
Memes.

3515
02:31:48,760 --> 02:31:49,160
GIFs.

3516
02:31:49,320 --> 02:31:50,340
And whatever the fuck.

3517
02:31:50,840 --> 02:31:51,200
Uh.

3518
02:31:51,280 --> 02:31:51,580
And.

3519
02:31:51,700 --> 02:31:51,860
Uh.

3520
02:31:51,860 --> 02:31:52,080
They're.

3521
02:31:52,160 --> 02:31:52,700
They're actually.

3522
02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:53,180
Uh.

3523
02:31:53,620 --> 02:31:54,540
They're going insane.

3524
02:31:55,620 --> 02:31:56,380
But I mean.

3525
02:31:57,500 --> 02:31:58,180
It has to happen.

3526
02:31:58,500 --> 02:31:59,080
It has to happen.

3527
02:31:59,160 --> 02:31:59,840
If it doesn't happen.

3528
02:32:00,200 --> 02:32:01,160
What else is there to do?

3529
02:32:01,260 --> 02:32:02,400
It's 2021.

3530
02:32:02,680 --> 02:32:03,920
Nearly 2022 lads.

3531
02:32:04,220 --> 02:32:04,840
We're in the future.

3532
02:32:04,960 --> 02:32:06,880
You thought there'd be tinfoil fucking robots.

3533
02:32:07,220 --> 02:32:07,800
Cooking you dinner.

3534
02:32:07,920 --> 02:32:08,620
Food and pills.

3535
02:32:09,180 --> 02:32:09,880
Flying cars.

3536
02:32:10,020 --> 02:32:10,800
Hasn't happened yet.

3537
02:32:10,880 --> 02:32:12,160
But we have got social media.

3538
02:32:12,560 --> 02:32:13,600
And it's really.

3539
02:32:13,760 --> 02:32:14,280
Thanks for the tip.

3540
02:32:14,280 --> 02:32:15,560
Taking a hold of us in a new way.

3541
02:32:15,800 --> 02:32:16,280
Pat the Vax.

3542
02:32:16,320 --> 02:32:17,180
Thanks very much for the tip.

3543
02:32:17,260 --> 02:32:18,760
The only known side effects so far.

3544
02:32:18,880 --> 02:32:19,140
Are one.

3545
02:32:19,200 --> 02:32:20,280
You become an absolute lad.

3546
02:32:20,480 --> 02:32:20,760
Two.

3547
02:32:21,020 --> 02:32:22,820
You become an absolute seshmat.

3548
02:32:23,060 --> 02:32:23,360
Three.

3549
02:32:23,700 --> 02:32:25,200
You instinctively travel.

3550
02:32:25,620 --> 02:32:25,760
Oh.

3551
02:32:25,960 --> 02:32:28,100
You instinctively try to headbutt people.

3552
02:32:28,780 --> 02:32:30,120
Who startled you.

3553
02:32:30,360 --> 02:32:31,760
Slash approach from behind.

3554
02:32:32,240 --> 02:32:32,760
And four.

3555
02:32:32,940 --> 02:32:34,620
You get ravenous cravings for hash.

3556
02:32:34,980 --> 02:32:37,000
Haven't had any of those side effects yet.

3557
02:32:37,100 --> 02:32:37,520
Myself.

3558
02:32:37,620 --> 02:32:38,120
Neil Bogg.

3559
02:32:38,140 --> 02:32:39,220
Thanks very much for the tip.

3560
02:32:39,520 --> 02:32:40,680
I hope you're getting on with Declan.

3561
02:32:40,920 --> 02:32:42,220
Nerney and Gimpy Ewan.

3562
02:32:42,480 --> 02:32:43,040
Uno Donnie.

3563
02:32:43,120 --> 02:32:43,680
Pat the Vax.

3564
02:32:43,780 --> 02:32:44,460
Daz from Gainesville.

3565
02:32:44,840 --> 02:32:45,940
It's great to have you lads.

3566
02:32:46,020 --> 02:32:46,640
Great to see you.

3567
02:32:46,700 --> 02:32:47,500
And I hope you're doing well.

3568
02:32:47,540 --> 02:32:48,540
Even though I can't really see you.

3569
02:32:48,540 --> 02:32:49,280
I can see the messages.

3570
02:32:49,420 --> 02:32:50,060
And yet again.

3571
02:32:50,060 --> 02:32:50,820
We've got another.

3572
02:32:51,240 --> 02:32:52,040
Crouching tiger.

3573
02:32:52,360 --> 02:32:53,540
Hidden Donnelly moment.

3574
02:32:53,920 --> 02:32:54,740
Where he's just.

3575
02:32:54,740 --> 02:32:55,920
Sidled up.

3576
02:32:56,320 --> 02:32:57,020
To some people.

3577
02:32:57,280 --> 02:32:58,480
Sitting down in a.

3578
02:32:58,480 --> 02:33:00,640
Fucking dystopian vaccination centre.

3579
02:33:01,080 --> 02:33:02,020
And he's listening.

3580
02:33:02,860 --> 02:33:04,000
And that's what you gotta do.

3581
02:33:04,260 --> 02:33:04,980
If you're a politician.

3582
02:33:05,380 --> 02:33:06,900
You need to be a listener as well.

3583
02:33:06,980 --> 02:33:08,840
It's not just all about having the Spielberg.

3584
02:33:09,260 --> 02:33:11,340
And being able to fucking talk ad nauseum.

3585
02:33:11,520 --> 02:33:12,200
And doll chambers.

3586
02:33:12,660 --> 02:33:14,940
About how we should be following the Nordic model.

3587
02:33:15,140 --> 02:33:15,760
And blah blah blah.

3588
02:33:15,860 --> 02:33:16,460
This that and the other.

3589
02:33:16,820 --> 02:33:17,960
You need to be able to sit down.

3590
02:33:18,020 --> 02:33:19,400
And pretend that you give a fuck.

3591
02:33:19,440 --> 02:33:20,440
About what people are saying.

3592
02:33:20,500 --> 02:33:22,280
So you can continue to have a job.

3593
02:33:22,520 --> 02:33:23,060
A well.

3594
02:33:23,320 --> 02:33:23,620
Paid.

3595
02:33:23,840 --> 02:33:24,100
Job.

3596
02:33:24,100 --> 02:33:28,360
And you execute your duties.

3597
02:33:28,620 --> 02:33:29,200
With dignity.

3598
02:33:29,760 --> 02:33:30,880
With veracity.

3599
02:33:31,320 --> 02:33:31,760
Tenacity.

3600
02:33:32,200 --> 02:33:33,060
And I've always said.

3601
02:33:33,120 --> 02:33:34,100
Grit and determination.

3602
02:33:34,400 --> 02:33:35,040
It's nothing new.

3603
02:33:36,040 --> 02:33:37,180
Moving on here to a.

3604
02:33:37,300 --> 02:33:38,720
An unbelievable.

3605
02:33:39,440 --> 02:33:40,460
Astounding image.

3606
02:33:41,920 --> 02:33:42,920
Of the man.

3607
02:33:43,180 --> 02:33:44,460
With the master plan himself.

3608
02:33:44,540 --> 02:33:45,000
Steve Donnelly.

3609
02:33:45,020 --> 02:33:46,480
At the top of the fucking.

3610
02:33:47,020 --> 02:33:48,500
Corridor of pain.

3611
02:33:49,100 --> 02:33:50,440
A final stop on Wednesday.

3612
02:33:50,560 --> 02:33:52,260
Was the Kilkenny vaccination centre.

3613
02:33:52,380 --> 02:33:53,420
Great to be able to thank.

3614
02:33:53,460 --> 02:33:55,660
All involved with Jennifer Mernon O'Connor.

3615
02:33:56,200 --> 02:33:57,420
And let's have a look.

3616
02:33:57,540 --> 02:34:00,700
Any detractors in the comments there.

3617
02:34:00,980 --> 02:34:02,220
It's great to see Shane Gill.

3618
02:34:02,380 --> 02:34:03,380
Is cropping up.

3619
02:34:03,580 --> 02:34:04,340
Time and time again.

3620
02:34:04,400 --> 02:34:05,960
With a lovely thumb.

3621
02:34:06,720 --> 02:34:08,480
Just to give Steve Donnelly.

3622
02:34:08,520 --> 02:34:10,160
The lovely thumb of truth and justice.

3623
02:34:10,320 --> 02:34:10,700
But then.

3624
02:34:11,180 --> 02:34:11,960
All that work.

3625
02:34:11,960 --> 02:34:12,980
Is soon.

3626
02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:14,260
And suddenly undone.

3627
02:34:14,640 --> 02:34:15,960
By our old friend.

3628
02:34:16,720 --> 02:34:17,460
Susie Buckley.

3629
02:34:17,600 --> 02:34:18,100
Who is.

3630
02:34:18,900 --> 02:34:19,840
Chomping at the bit.

3631
02:34:20,120 --> 02:34:20,940
To get her.

3632
02:34:21,160 --> 02:34:21,980
Opinion seen.

3633
02:34:22,400 --> 02:34:23,160
And here we go.

3634
02:34:23,260 --> 02:34:24,140
Here's another little.

3635
02:34:25,040 --> 02:34:26,380
Messed up tweet here.

3636
02:34:26,520 --> 02:34:27,540
From Susie Buckley.

3637
02:34:27,880 --> 02:34:28,980
How dare you.

3638
02:34:29,580 --> 02:34:30,380
Let's just read this.

3639
02:34:30,480 --> 02:34:30,600
Sorry.

3640
02:34:31,620 --> 02:34:32,800
How dare you.

3641
02:34:32,880 --> 02:34:33,540
Thanks for the tip.

3642
02:34:33,640 --> 02:34:33,960
Like Ben.

3643
02:34:34,020 --> 02:34:34,680
And Connor Williams.

3644
02:34:34,740 --> 02:34:35,360
Thank you very much.

3645
02:34:35,940 --> 02:34:37,100
How dare you.

3646
02:34:38,440 --> 02:34:39,800
You messed up badly.

3647
02:34:40,520 --> 02:34:41,760
You destroyed families.

3648
02:34:42,540 --> 02:34:43,220
And the country.

3649
02:34:44,220 --> 02:34:46,240
With an unlicensed test.

3650
02:34:47,180 --> 02:34:48,600
And false positives.

3651
02:34:48,700 --> 02:34:49,960
Question mark.

3652
02:34:49,960 --> 02:34:51,300
It's a strange.

3653
02:34:51,300 --> 02:34:51,740
Bit of.

3654
02:34:52,120 --> 02:34:52,460
Diction.

3655
02:34:52,780 --> 02:34:53,820
It's a strange.

3656
02:34:53,820 --> 02:34:54,980
Bit of grammatical.

3657
02:34:54,980 --> 02:34:55,520
License.

3658
02:34:55,520 --> 02:34:56,220
That you've taken.

3659
02:34:56,720 --> 02:34:57,700
The accusatory.

3660
02:34:58,220 --> 02:34:59,220
Accusatory tone.

3661
02:34:59,440 --> 02:35:00,540
And the accusatory.

3662
02:35:00,540 --> 02:35:01,780
Structure of the sentence.

3663
02:35:02,000 --> 02:35:02,920
With a real.

3664
02:35:03,080 --> 02:35:03,420
Final.

3665
02:35:03,640 --> 02:35:04,060
Screwball.

3666
02:35:04,160 --> 02:35:05,160
Twist of a question.

3667
02:35:05,160 --> 02:35:06,080
Mark at the end.

3668
02:35:06,480 --> 02:35:07,400
Which leaves us all.

3669
02:35:07,460 --> 02:35:08,200
Asking questions.

3670
02:35:08,460 --> 02:35:09,340
What the fuck.

3671
02:35:09,340 --> 02:35:09,880
Are you meaning.

3672
02:35:09,880 --> 02:35:10,320
Susie.

3673
02:35:10,660 --> 02:35:11,340
Because it doesn't.

3674
02:35:11,380 --> 02:35:11,940
Make sense.

3675
02:35:12,360 --> 02:35:12,980
And a final.

3676
02:35:13,140 --> 02:35:13,460
And that.

3677
02:35:13,800 --> 02:35:14,620
This subtweet.

3678
02:35:14,840 --> 02:35:15,900
Was yet another tweet.

3679
02:35:15,900 --> 02:35:17,020
Of another subtweet.

3680
02:35:18,020 --> 02:35:18,960
One giant.

3681
02:35:19,180 --> 02:35:19,720
Fuck up.

3682
02:35:20,760 --> 02:35:21,460
Donnelly Steven.

3683
02:35:22,320 --> 02:35:23,320
PCR fails.

3684
02:35:23,860 --> 02:35:24,780
FDA review.

3685
02:35:25,440 --> 02:35:26,420
All past tested.

3686
02:35:26,480 --> 02:35:27,220
Is now inaccurate.

3687
02:35:27,900 --> 02:35:28,980
Get these dangerous.

3688
02:35:29,240 --> 02:35:29,980
Bastards out.

3689
02:35:30,060 --> 02:35:30,880
Before they do.

3690
02:35:30,960 --> 02:35:31,660
More harm.

3691
02:35:32,620 --> 02:35:33,640
Crazy bit of business.

3692
02:35:34,140 --> 02:35:34,920
And then that.

3693
02:35:34,980 --> 02:35:35,500
That tweet.

3694
02:35:35,500 --> 02:35:36,320
Is yet another.

3695
02:35:36,320 --> 02:35:37,680
Subtweet of another tweet.

3696
02:35:37,960 --> 02:35:38,100
And you.

3697
02:35:38,340 --> 02:35:39,160
This is some.

3698
02:35:39,500 --> 02:35:40,380
Is this her?

3699
02:35:41,500 --> 02:35:42,180
Look at this.

3700
02:35:42,780 --> 02:35:43,700
Crazy bit of business.

3701
02:35:43,700 --> 02:35:44,280
Going on here.

3702
02:35:44,340 --> 02:35:44,840
Let's have a look.

3703
02:35:44,900 --> 02:35:46,080
It's some vaccine info.

3704
02:35:46,320 --> 02:35:47,440
From a woman.

3705
02:35:47,700 --> 02:35:48,120
On TikTok.

3706
02:35:48,420 --> 02:35:49,320
With a green screen.

3707
02:35:50,100 --> 02:35:51,040
And we all know.

3708
02:35:51,120 --> 02:35:52,100
You should never trust.

3709
02:35:52,320 --> 02:35:52,680
Anyone.

3710
02:35:52,980 --> 02:35:53,840
Who is talking to you.

3711
02:35:53,880 --> 02:35:54,320
On the internet.

3712
02:35:54,540 --> 02:35:55,540
With a green screen.

3713
02:35:55,780 --> 02:35:56,320
And there are.

3714
02:35:56,440 --> 02:35:57,540
A few exceptions to that.

3715
02:35:57,800 --> 02:35:58,720
Obviously myself.

3716
02:35:59,240 --> 02:36:00,380
And Pat the Vax.

3717
02:36:00,540 --> 02:36:01,040
Who's launching.

3718
02:36:01,160 --> 02:36:01,960
His brand new YouTube.

3719
02:36:02,080 --> 02:36:02,680
Thanks for the tip.

3720
02:36:02,860 --> 02:36:03,900
And TikTok soon enough.

3721
02:36:04,060 --> 02:36:04,520
Matt Ryan.

3722
02:36:04,620 --> 02:36:05,140
Thanks very much.

3723
02:36:05,180 --> 02:36:05,900
I hope you're doing well.

3724
02:36:06,620 --> 02:36:08,000
Take these cans out.

3725
02:36:08,580 --> 02:36:09,160
Pat the Vax.

3726
02:36:09,180 --> 02:36:09,780
Thanks very much.

3727
02:36:10,080 --> 02:36:11,180
I'm working on a new.

3728
02:36:11,180 --> 02:36:12,900
Pat scene delivery system.

3729
02:36:13,320 --> 02:36:14,180
I attach the needle.

3730
02:36:14,340 --> 02:36:14,820
To a drone.

3731
02:36:15,260 --> 02:36:16,080
And just fucking.

3732
02:36:16,200 --> 02:36:16,880
Launch the thing.

3733
02:36:16,960 --> 02:36:17,380
It cuts.

3734
02:36:17,920 --> 02:36:18,880
Completely original.

3735
02:36:19,300 --> 02:36:20,140
Patent pending.

3736
02:36:20,280 --> 02:36:20,460
You say.

3737
02:36:20,520 --> 02:36:20,980
Well good luck.

3738
02:36:21,000 --> 02:36:21,760
With the patent pending.

3739
02:36:21,760 --> 02:36:22,380
On that Pat.

3740
02:36:22,780 --> 02:36:23,400
Let's have a look.

3741
02:36:23,420 --> 02:36:24,180
At this thing here.

3742
02:36:24,400 --> 02:36:25,180
This lady here.

3743
02:36:25,220 --> 02:36:25,600
On TikTok.

3744
02:36:25,820 --> 02:36:26,580
She's got a.

3745
02:36:28,660 --> 02:36:30,000
It starts off normal.

3746
02:36:30,100 --> 02:36:31,020
Oh she's got a green screen.

3747
02:36:31,100 --> 02:36:32,280
And then it goes into her car.

3748
02:36:32,660 --> 02:36:33,220
Let's have a look.

3749
02:36:33,980 --> 02:36:39,940
America should be pissed.

3750
02:36:40,100 --> 02:36:40,640
Not even.

3751
02:36:40,760 --> 02:36:41,820
It's not even Irish.

3752
02:36:42,400 --> 02:36:43,400
Crazy bit of business.

3753
02:36:43,760 --> 02:36:44,560
Off right now.

3754
02:36:45,520 --> 02:36:46,040
Pissed.

3755
02:36:48,700 --> 02:36:49,640
Were you pissed.

3756
02:36:49,680 --> 02:36:50,520
When you did the editing.

3757
02:36:51,320 --> 02:36:52,340
Inover Medical Group.

3758
02:36:52,480 --> 02:36:52,880
Recalls.

3759
02:36:53,360 --> 02:36:53,800
Unauthorized.

3760
02:36:53,860 --> 02:36:54,740
SARS COVID-2.

3761
02:36:54,820 --> 02:36:55,180
Antigen.

3762
02:36:55,280 --> 02:36:55,880
Rapid quality.

3763
02:36:56,260 --> 02:36:57,200
There's nothing wrong.

3764
02:36:57,280 --> 02:36:58,720
I fucking bought one.

3765
02:36:58,800 --> 02:36:59,200
From little.

3766
02:36:59,280 --> 02:36:59,860
The last day.

3767
02:36:59,920 --> 02:37:00,340
I did it.

3768
02:37:00,400 --> 02:37:01,660
I stuck one up the nose.

3769
02:37:01,700 --> 02:37:02,240
And in the mouth.

3770
02:37:02,820 --> 02:37:03,200
Negative.

3771
02:37:03,860 --> 02:37:04,600
It's grand.

3772
02:37:04,880 --> 02:37:05,680
No one's going to know.

3773
02:37:05,760 --> 02:37:06,280
My business.

3774
02:37:06,280 --> 02:37:06,640
That.

3775
02:37:06,640 --> 02:37:06,940
That.

3776
02:37:06,940 --> 02:37:06,980
That.

3777
02:37:07,100 --> 02:37:07,580
That result.

3778
02:37:07,580 --> 02:37:08,980
Doesn't have to go over to anyone.

3779
02:37:09,100 --> 02:37:09,500
It's grand.

3780
02:37:09,960 --> 02:37:10,460
I'll even.

3781
02:37:11,140 --> 02:37:11,880
Do you want.

3782
02:37:12,000 --> 02:37:13,420
I'll even fucking do a.

3783
02:37:13,420 --> 02:37:15,280
A rapid COVID test now.

3784
02:37:15,380 --> 02:37:15,900
To prove.

3785
02:37:16,120 --> 02:37:17,140
I haven't got COVID.

3786
02:37:17,220 --> 02:37:18,520
Because there's a lot of people out there.

3787
02:37:18,600 --> 02:37:18,880
Saying.

3788
02:37:19,380 --> 02:37:20,480
I can see it in the chat.

3789
02:37:21,020 --> 02:37:21,460
Francis.

3790
02:37:21,460 --> 02:37:22,180
You're bullshitting.

3791
02:37:22,320 --> 02:37:22,520
You're.

3792
02:37:22,620 --> 02:37:22,860
You're.

3793
02:37:22,860 --> 02:37:23,160
You're.

3794
02:37:23,160 --> 02:37:24,260
You're spreading misinformation.

3795
02:37:24,800 --> 02:37:25,800
You've probably got COVID.

3796
02:37:26,880 --> 02:37:28,640
Matt Ryan is after tipping there.

3797
02:37:28,720 --> 02:37:29,020
Saying.

3798
02:37:29,280 --> 02:37:29,820
I know well.

3799
02:37:29,840 --> 02:37:30,540
You've got COVID.

3800
02:37:30,660 --> 02:37:31,100
You cunt.

3801
02:37:31,500 --> 02:37:32,500
Sorry about the language guys.

3802
02:37:32,560 --> 02:37:33,920
But this is the kind of abuse.

3803
02:37:33,920 --> 02:37:34,420
I'm getting.

3804
02:37:34,700 --> 02:37:34,840
From.

3805
02:37:35,460 --> 02:37:36,640
People who I believed.

3806
02:37:36,980 --> 02:37:37,320
To be.

3807
02:37:37,920 --> 02:37:38,960
On friendly terms.

3808
02:37:39,040 --> 02:37:39,560
With Matt Ryan.

3809
02:37:39,800 --> 02:37:40,580
You've got COVID.

3810
02:37:41,180 --> 02:37:42,220
Prove it or otherwise.

3811
02:37:42,700 --> 02:37:44,300
You won't have a fan in the morning.

3812
02:37:44,660 --> 02:37:45,880
If you turn up positive.

3813
02:37:46,420 --> 02:37:46,920
Fuck you.

3814
02:37:47,220 --> 02:37:48,220
And thanks for the streams.

3815
02:37:48,500 --> 02:37:48,940
Love them.

3816
02:37:49,600 --> 02:37:50,360
Your friend Matt.

3817
02:37:50,360 --> 02:37:51,300
Thanks very much Matt.

3818
02:37:51,380 --> 02:37:51,920
For that nice.

3819
02:37:52,740 --> 02:37:53,680
Sentiment at the end.

3820
02:37:53,900 --> 02:37:54,560
Although you did.

3821
02:37:54,640 --> 02:37:55,420
Level accusations.

3822
02:37:55,600 --> 02:37:56,300
Of cuntishness.

3823
02:37:56,340 --> 02:37:57,120
And cuntory at me.

3824
02:37:57,160 --> 02:37:58,140
Before you got to there.

3825
02:37:58,820 --> 02:37:59,800
I'm going to do it guys.

3826
02:37:59,920 --> 02:38:00,660
We're going to do it.

3827
02:38:00,760 --> 02:38:01,380
You want to see.

3828
02:38:01,540 --> 02:38:01,640
You.

3829
02:38:01,840 --> 02:38:03,360
You think it's a load of bullshit.

3830
02:38:03,480 --> 02:38:03,940
You're wrong.

3831
02:38:04,340 --> 02:38:05,780
I'm going and doing a test.

3832
02:38:05,860 --> 02:38:06,380
Right here.

3833
02:38:06,660 --> 02:38:07,300
Right now.

3834
02:38:07,440 --> 02:38:08,700
And you've brought it on yourself.

3835
02:38:09,060 --> 02:38:10,420
I'll just leave you with this lid here.

3836
02:38:10,460 --> 02:38:11,400
Where I go and prepare.

3837
02:38:11,660 --> 02:38:12,840
Grab the test.

3838
02:38:13,660 --> 02:38:14,420
Grab the test.

3839
02:38:14,500 --> 02:38:14,840
Bring it over.

3840
02:38:14,960 --> 02:38:15,360
We'll prep it.

3841
02:38:15,400 --> 02:38:16,120
It's going to be grand.

3842
02:38:16,120 --> 02:38:17,720
Our COVID-19 test.

3843
02:38:17,960 --> 02:38:19,500
Has failed its full review.

3844
02:38:20,960 --> 02:38:22,780
Its emergency use authorization.

3845
02:38:23,240 --> 02:38:24,120
Has been revoked.

3846
02:38:24,480 --> 02:38:26,340
It is a class one recall.

3847
02:38:26,460 --> 02:38:28,340
Which is the most serious of recalls.

3848
02:38:28,340 --> 02:38:30,720
Because of too many false positives.

3849
02:38:31,760 --> 02:38:34,440
This is the test that started the pandemic.

3850
02:38:35,000 --> 02:38:38,840
This was the test used in all the nursing homes in Washington and New York.

3851
02:38:39,300 --> 02:38:43,040
This was the only test in use in May of 2020.

3852
02:38:43,160 --> 02:38:43,620
Look.

3853
02:38:43,620 --> 02:38:48,840
I have only sat down and witnessed and heard three seconds of the video there.

3854
02:38:48,940 --> 02:38:50,000
But instantaneously.

3855
02:38:50,440 --> 02:38:52,560
Just based on instinct alone.

3856
02:38:52,980 --> 02:39:00,480
I know that I wouldn't really be able to give any more time to this person in real life.

3857
02:39:01,180 --> 02:39:04,560
Let alone the fact that she's gone and made the video as well.

3858
02:39:04,560 --> 02:39:05,560
It just.

3859
02:39:05,560 --> 02:39:08,080
You know people do give off a vibe.

3860
02:39:08,080 --> 02:39:08,560
Don't they?

3861
02:39:09,040 --> 02:39:09,460
So I mean.

3862
02:39:09,700 --> 02:39:13,740
I can't really be beholden to people's opinions regarding a pandemic.

3863
02:39:13,740 --> 02:39:16,100
When they come across as people.

3864
02:39:16,340 --> 02:39:18,220
You run the fuck away from.

3865
02:39:19,020 --> 02:39:20,860
If you run across the street.

3866
02:39:20,980 --> 02:39:21,680
If they were there.

3867
02:39:21,840 --> 02:39:23,000
Like you would cross the street.

3868
02:39:23,340 --> 02:39:24,640
That's just the case of it.

3869
02:39:25,080 --> 02:39:25,980
It's the top and bottom.

3870
02:39:26,320 --> 02:39:26,920
Right here.

3871
02:39:27,160 --> 02:39:28,140
We have the little test.

3872
02:39:28,560 --> 02:39:32,040
All you absolute wise arses out there saying you're a bollocks.

3873
02:39:32,460 --> 02:39:33,480
You're spreading misinformation.

3874
02:39:34,160 --> 02:39:35,200
You've actually got COVID.

3875
02:39:35,340 --> 02:39:36,920
Someone said on the stream there.

3876
02:39:37,000 --> 02:39:38,580
Said you've got the fucking COVID.

3877
02:39:40,120 --> 02:39:41,620
Just fess up.

3878
02:39:41,820 --> 02:39:42,800
Or we're calling the guards.

3879
02:39:42,880 --> 02:39:44,240
Someone said we're calling the guards.

3880
02:39:45,700 --> 02:39:46,320
It's a waste of time.

3881
02:39:46,400 --> 02:39:47,440
You took the SARS shilling.

3882
02:39:47,560 --> 02:39:48,100
Someone says.

3883
02:39:48,540 --> 02:39:49,520
A lot of people saying.

3884
02:39:49,920 --> 02:39:51,180
All that stuff as well.

3885
02:39:51,260 --> 02:39:52,340
Saying you're a sellout.

3886
02:39:52,340 --> 02:39:53,600
You've took the Sputnik.

3887
02:39:53,980 --> 02:39:56,400
You have Putin's rubbish injected into your veins.

3888
02:39:57,000 --> 02:39:57,400
Lads.

3889
02:39:58,040 --> 02:39:59,920
Wake up and smell the fucking Putin.

3890
02:40:00,940 --> 02:40:01,240
Do you know.

3891
02:40:02,120 --> 02:40:02,740
It's happening.

3892
02:40:03,600 --> 02:40:04,500
Get with the program.

3893
02:40:05,540 --> 02:40:09,380
I haven't got the fucking SARS COVID virus.

3894
02:40:09,600 --> 02:40:11,920
And we're going testing it out right here right now.

3895
02:40:12,740 --> 02:40:14,480
Just make sure we've got it fucking sanitized.

3896
02:40:14,700 --> 02:40:17,400
It says that you can't eat within half an hour of doing the test.

3897
02:40:17,520 --> 02:40:18,200
I haven't had.

3898
02:40:18,300 --> 02:40:19,900
I had a banana an hour ago.

3899
02:40:20,280 --> 02:40:20,780
It's grand.

3900
02:40:21,180 --> 02:40:22,660
Doesn't say anything about cans.

3901
02:40:23,100 --> 02:40:24,140
We just hit the cans.

3902
02:40:24,340 --> 02:40:26,200
And then we'll give ourselves a little test.

3903
02:40:26,500 --> 02:40:27,720
We'll go to sleep with fucking.

3904
02:40:28,260 --> 02:40:29,220
A clear head.

3905
02:40:29,440 --> 02:40:29,900
Clear mind.

3906
02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:34,900
Oh yeah.

3907
02:40:40,580 --> 02:40:45,340
Let's just put on some cheery music here for the COVID test.

3908
02:40:53,340 --> 02:40:57,340
Maybe we can put her on in the background while they unmute.

3909
02:40:57,340 --> 02:41:01,820
Crazy business.

3910
02:41:04,820 --> 02:41:05,300
So.

3911
02:41:05,820 --> 02:41:08,440
When you get your SARS COVID test from Nidl.

3912
02:41:08,780 --> 02:41:10,120
You have five items.

3913
02:41:11,280 --> 02:41:13,540
You have the nasal rod.

3914
02:41:14,080 --> 02:41:15,620
Which goes into your mouth as well.

3915
02:41:15,880 --> 02:41:17,860
Goes into the mouth first before the nose.

3916
02:41:17,980 --> 02:41:18,280
Because.

3917
02:41:18,760 --> 02:41:19,580
Who knows.

3918
02:41:19,780 --> 02:41:21,420
What would happen if you did it the other way around.

3919
02:41:21,480 --> 02:41:25,200
You'll be putting all sorts of gack into the back of your throat.

3920
02:41:25,440 --> 02:41:26,600
It's not really on is it.

3921
02:41:28,740 --> 02:41:30,460
You've a tube your bell.

3922
02:41:31,420 --> 02:41:32,880
Mike Oldfield style.

3923
02:41:33,320 --> 02:41:36,520
And you fill that with the gack after you've swabbed your gob.

3924
02:41:38,960 --> 02:41:40,800
Inside the little pouching.

3925
02:41:41,360 --> 02:41:43,240
There's also the COVID formula.

3926
02:41:43,520 --> 02:41:44,920
3.500.

3927
02:41:45,520 --> 02:41:46,280
The T virus.

3928
02:41:46,440 --> 02:41:47,660
From Resident Evil 2.

3929
02:41:48,300 --> 02:41:51,980
This will act as a rapid antigenistic T virus.

3930
02:41:52,400 --> 02:41:52,920
Precursor.

3931
02:41:53,160 --> 02:41:53,660
To what.

3932
02:41:53,940 --> 02:41:54,640
SARS COVID.

3933
02:41:54,940 --> 02:41:55,540
Wants to be.

3934
02:41:55,840 --> 02:41:56,520
Not what it is.

3935
02:41:56,640 --> 02:41:57,520
What it wants to be.

3936
02:42:00,460 --> 02:42:02,900
Then you'll find inside the fucking.

3937
02:42:03,740 --> 02:42:04,260
Sachet.

3938
02:42:04,420 --> 02:42:05,400
You've got a rapid.

3939
02:42:05,640 --> 02:42:06,060
SARS.

3940
02:42:06,520 --> 02:42:06,920
COVID.

3941
02:42:07,160 --> 02:42:07,420
2.

3942
02:42:07,600 --> 02:42:08,620
Antigen test.

3943
02:42:10,180 --> 02:42:10,620
Card.

3944
02:42:11,000 --> 02:42:11,540
Now this.

3945
02:42:11,720 --> 02:42:12,840
Is the real.

3946
02:42:13,360 --> 02:42:14,060
Deal baby.

3947
02:42:14,860 --> 02:42:15,900
You don't get these.

3948
02:42:16,060 --> 02:42:17,000
Anywhere else.

3949
02:42:18,020 --> 02:42:19,620
Other than the fucking real place.

3950
02:42:19,720 --> 02:42:19,780
I.

3951
02:42:19,920 --> 02:42:21,080
The purity of these.

3952
02:42:21,160 --> 02:42:21,740
Is being tested.

3953
02:42:22,540 --> 02:42:23,600
The purity of these.

3954
02:42:23,660 --> 02:42:24,120
Is being tested.

3955
02:42:24,240 --> 02:42:24,780
And they're fucking.

3956
02:42:25,020 --> 02:42:25,720
Pure man.

3957
02:42:26,880 --> 02:42:27,540
It's like.

3958
02:42:27,720 --> 02:42:28,600
Fish scale.

3959
02:42:30,140 --> 02:42:31,080
COVID tests.

3960
02:42:31,640 --> 02:42:32,180
Made by.

3961
02:42:32,400 --> 02:42:32,920
Boson.

3962
02:42:33,580 --> 02:42:34,060
Biotech.

3963
02:42:35,000 --> 02:42:36,480
I want to tell you something else.

3964
02:42:36,580 --> 02:42:37,140
About these things.

3965
02:42:37,220 --> 02:42:37,540
They don't.

3966
02:42:37,620 --> 02:42:38,460
They don't fucking lie.

3967
02:42:40,300 --> 02:42:41,200
So that's that.

3968
02:42:41,360 --> 02:42:42,140
What we do is.

3969
02:42:42,240 --> 02:42:42,900
We set up.

3970
02:42:43,000 --> 02:42:43,620
Our rack.

3971
02:42:43,800 --> 02:42:44,020
Now.

3972
02:42:44,200 --> 02:42:44,760
What you need.

3973
02:42:44,800 --> 02:42:45,580
Is a little rack.

3974
02:42:45,620 --> 02:42:46,820
To put your fucking stuff in.

3975
02:42:48,980 --> 02:42:49,540
Someone saying.

3976
02:42:49,640 --> 02:42:50,580
It's full of 5G.

3977
02:42:50,720 --> 02:42:51,460
Don't listen to them.

3978
02:42:51,500 --> 02:42:52,740
That's a load of misinformation.

3979
02:42:53,160 --> 02:42:53,940
It's designed.

3980
02:42:54,060 --> 02:42:54,840
To make you feel like.

3981
02:42:54,840 --> 02:42:56,220
You don't know what the fuck's going on.

3982
02:42:56,280 --> 02:42:57,340
It's a waste of time.

3983
02:42:57,800 --> 02:42:58,320
The messaging.

3984
02:42:58,320 --> 02:42:59,220
Is a waste of time.

3985
02:43:02,720 --> 02:43:05,100
I was trying to find the rack there lad.

3986
02:43:05,180 --> 02:43:05,440
Sorry.

3987
02:43:05,900 --> 02:43:06,540
I found it.

3988
02:43:07,700 --> 02:43:08,560
Found the rack.

3989
02:43:10,280 --> 02:43:11,520
And once you go rack.

3990
02:43:11,640 --> 02:43:12,420
You can't go back.

3991
02:43:12,500 --> 02:43:12,620
Now.

3992
02:43:12,940 --> 02:43:13,680
The stuff.

3993
02:43:13,780 --> 02:43:14,480
Sits in there.

3994
02:43:14,560 --> 02:43:14,800
Hopefully.

3995
02:43:14,900 --> 02:43:16,340
We can rig a camera up here.

3996
02:43:17,000 --> 02:43:19,000
Let's rig a second camera up guys.

3997
02:43:19,100 --> 02:43:20,540
So you can see the racket test.

3998
02:43:23,160 --> 02:43:24,400
Don't go away guys.

3999
02:43:26,260 --> 02:43:26,780
Because.

4000
02:43:28,140 --> 02:43:29,240
We're finding out.

4001
02:43:29,320 --> 02:43:29,920
Right here.

4002
02:43:30,020 --> 02:43:30,480
Right now.

4003
02:43:30,560 --> 02:43:31,380
We're going to find out.

4004
02:43:31,420 --> 02:43:32,100
Whether or not.

4005
02:43:32,380 --> 02:43:33,260
Frances Higgins.

4006
02:43:33,500 --> 02:43:34,080
The Viper.

4007
02:43:34,160 --> 02:43:34,600
On YouTube.

4008
02:43:35,240 --> 02:43:36,420
Has COVID-19.

4009
02:43:36,700 --> 02:43:37,300
Stay with us.

4010
02:43:37,340 --> 02:43:38,540
It's going to be fucking electric.

4011
02:43:39,020 --> 02:43:40,200
We'll just put her back on.

4012
02:43:40,280 --> 02:43:40,660
Then again.

4013
02:43:40,740 --> 02:43:41,280
For some background.

4014
02:43:41,280 --> 02:44:11,260
We'll just go back on.

4015
02:44:11,260 --> 02:44:13,260
Where is this?

4016
02:44:13,260 --> 02:44:43,240
Thank you.

4017
02:44:43,240 --> 02:45:13,220
Thank you.

4018
02:45:13,220 --> 02:45:15,220
Thank you.

4019
02:45:15,220 --> 02:45:17,220
Thank you.

4020
02:45:17,220 --> 02:45:18,220
Oh, I have it.

4021
02:45:18,320 --> 02:45:18,860
I have it.

4022
02:45:19,020 --> 02:45:20,360
The camera has been sourced.

4023
02:45:21,360 --> 02:45:30,720
And we can continue with this rapid antigen test, which is going to finish off a very, very, very eventful night on the stream.

4024
02:45:30,840 --> 02:45:32,280
It's a crazy bit of business altogether.

4025
02:45:33,000 --> 02:45:34,160
Testine, thank you very much.

4026
02:45:34,220 --> 02:45:37,920
Please clip the section of the stream as an instructional video for the test.

4027
02:45:37,980 --> 02:45:38,820
Don't worry about that.

4028
02:45:39,140 --> 02:45:42,360
What we're going to do is get this fucking camera rigged up.

4029
02:45:42,920 --> 02:45:47,220
Rigor Mortis from the Robot Wars.

4030
02:45:47,300 --> 02:45:47,840
Remember him.

4031
02:45:48,680 --> 02:45:51,080
What an absolute amazing robot that was.

4032
02:45:51,660 --> 02:45:53,080
Well done to the moment.

4033
02:45:56,900 --> 02:45:58,000
That's got it there.

4034
02:46:00,220 --> 02:46:01,420
Brand new.

4035
02:46:01,560 --> 02:46:03,540
Hopefully we don't have to restart OBS.

4036
02:46:04,420 --> 02:46:06,280
Because that would be nothing but BS.

4037
02:46:07,100 --> 02:46:14,280
We can go and add webcam 2 there to the proceedings and we can really get this show on the road.

4038
02:46:14,640 --> 02:46:15,780
Video capture device.

4039
02:46:17,420 --> 02:46:18,220
Webcam 2.

4040
02:46:19,820 --> 02:46:20,460
Activate.

4041
02:46:22,040 --> 02:46:22,880
Is it coming on?

4042
02:46:26,440 --> 02:46:27,300
Can't fucking see it.

4043
02:46:29,380 --> 02:46:30,660
Maybe we can just use this.

4044
02:46:37,780 --> 02:46:38,780
Here we go, guys.

4045
02:46:38,860 --> 02:46:39,860
This is it.

4046
02:46:39,980 --> 02:46:41,320
This is as real as it gets.

4047
02:46:42,580 --> 02:46:46,620
Now, what you want to do is put your Yoakamabob inside the rack.

4048
02:46:47,740 --> 02:46:49,180
Stick that into the rack there.

4049
02:46:49,180 --> 02:46:53,180
Make sure everything's wiped down.

4050
02:46:53,280 --> 02:46:55,340
As you can see, I have a very clean surface here.

4051
02:46:56,240 --> 02:46:56,940
Few marks.

4052
02:46:57,040 --> 02:46:57,560
Few scratches.

4053
02:46:58,200 --> 02:46:59,320
Nothing I can't handle.

4054
02:47:00,120 --> 02:47:05,180
And what we're going to do is really go to town here on this rapid antigen thing.

4055
02:47:05,960 --> 02:47:08,520
And also, it's nice to have a few cans as well.

4056
02:47:08,640 --> 02:47:09,400
Just at the side.

4057
02:47:09,520 --> 02:47:10,260
Just in case.

4058
02:47:10,340 --> 02:47:13,660
I know they said you're not allowed to really indulge in drink.

4059
02:47:14,120 --> 02:47:17,280
But, I mean, you got to do what you got to do.

4060
02:47:18,820 --> 02:47:19,340
Let's see.

4061
02:47:19,400 --> 02:47:21,820
It's hard enough now to do this with the...

4062
02:47:22,540 --> 02:47:24,780
You put that fucking stuff in there, do you?

4063
02:47:24,980 --> 02:47:25,540
You do, yeah.

4064
02:47:25,600 --> 02:47:26,180
You put that...

4065
02:47:26,180 --> 02:47:29,900
What we do first is we put the liquid into the yolk there.

4066
02:47:30,500 --> 02:47:32,720
This is going to tell us if we've got COVID-19.

4067
02:47:33,720 --> 02:47:37,140
Has there ever been a crazier bit of business than this?

4068
02:47:37,400 --> 02:47:38,400
I'm fucking...

4069
02:47:38,400 --> 02:47:38,780
I don't know.

4070
02:47:38,840 --> 02:47:39,780
I don't know what's going on.

4071
02:47:39,800 --> 02:47:40,560
What if I have it?

4072
02:47:40,860 --> 02:47:44,280
If I have it, then we're all going to find out.

4073
02:47:44,360 --> 02:47:45,220
We're all going to find out.

4074
02:47:45,300 --> 02:47:50,640
It could actually be damaging for me really to be publicly doing this because then I can't lie about it.

4075
02:47:51,360 --> 02:47:52,440
Which is not ethical.

4076
02:47:52,920 --> 02:47:54,080
And I wouldn't do that anyway.

4077
02:47:54,200 --> 02:47:59,820
Even if I did find out I had COVID, it wouldn't be in my nature to lie about it and go about my daily business.

4078
02:48:00,480 --> 02:48:04,040
What I would do is probably think about it first before I told you.

4079
02:48:06,420 --> 02:48:10,900
Now, what we'll do with this is we'll tip that yolk into there.

4080
02:48:12,700 --> 02:48:14,520
And that's got a load of juice in it.

4081
02:48:14,780 --> 02:48:16,320
Pop that into the fishizzle.

4082
02:48:19,340 --> 02:48:20,300
And there we go.

4083
02:48:20,720 --> 02:48:21,660
Crazy bit of business.

4084
02:48:21,940 --> 02:48:22,920
Pop the cap on that.

4085
02:48:24,200 --> 02:48:25,520
Pop a cap in your ass.

4086
02:48:29,860 --> 02:48:30,540
Right, yes.

4087
02:48:30,620 --> 02:48:31,880
You do that and then you...

4088
02:48:31,880 --> 02:48:32,800
Oh, yeah, this is your test.

4089
02:48:33,020 --> 02:48:34,300
Then you open up your test.

4090
02:48:34,700 --> 02:48:34,920
Now.

4091
02:48:34,920 --> 02:48:37,620
Have you ever seen one of these?

4092
02:48:39,420 --> 02:48:40,860
Fucking COVID test, man.

4093
02:48:41,880 --> 02:48:42,800
COVID-19.

4094
02:48:43,840 --> 02:48:47,040
And what you do there is you've got a little strip.

4095
02:48:47,940 --> 02:48:49,300
And if it goes to T...

4096
02:48:49,300 --> 02:48:52,700
If it gives you two lines, you've got COVID-19.

4097
02:48:53,840 --> 02:48:57,800
And if it gives you one line, you've not got COVID-19.

4098
02:48:58,960 --> 02:49:00,460
We'll just prompt that there.

4099
02:49:02,080 --> 02:49:04,240
Big shout out to everyone there in the chat.

4100
02:49:04,300 --> 02:49:05,400
I hope you're doing well.

4101
02:49:05,660 --> 02:49:06,960
Pat the Vax MEP here.

4102
02:49:07,020 --> 02:49:07,740
I hope you're doing well.

4103
02:49:07,800 --> 02:49:08,440
Leg fend.

4104
02:49:08,960 --> 02:49:09,240
Testing.

4105
02:49:09,520 --> 02:49:11,700
I hope everything is going well with you guys.

4106
02:49:12,420 --> 02:49:13,340
It's a crazy bit of business.

4107
02:49:13,560 --> 02:49:14,480
I didn't think we'd be here.

4108
02:49:14,560 --> 02:49:15,540
We're testing for COVID.

4109
02:49:15,900 --> 02:49:17,060
I don't think I have it.

4110
02:49:17,920 --> 02:49:23,540
I've been mingling, mixing around like, you know, a few hands were shaking there the other day.

4111
02:49:25,080 --> 02:49:26,020
Rubbing shoulders.

4112
02:49:26,020 --> 02:49:30,220
But there was no breathing, you know, in each other's personal space.

4113
02:49:32,140 --> 02:49:35,960
Regardless, we've heard about how this fucker spreads and it gets around.

4114
02:49:36,080 --> 02:49:37,380
You know about the Delta variant.

4115
02:49:38,200 --> 02:49:38,980
Did you hear about that?

4116
02:49:39,600 --> 02:49:43,040
That's the fucking variant of COVID-19 from India.

4117
02:49:44,660 --> 02:49:48,380
And that is doing rakes of damage.

4118
02:49:49,320 --> 02:49:50,280
All over the globe.

4119
02:49:50,780 --> 02:49:52,440
It's a crazy bit of stuff altogether.

4120
02:49:57,180 --> 02:50:14,980
Mark Corcoran is right in saying my uncle Tommy actually ate a spoonful of COVID-19 a day for the last six months to build up what he considers to be the most resistant immune system ever known to man on the earth.

4121
02:50:15,980 --> 02:50:19,260
And the likes of Bezos and Elon Musk.

4122
02:50:19,460 --> 02:50:21,640
All these fucking technocrat cunts.

4123
02:50:22,100 --> 02:50:22,420
Technocunts.

4124
02:50:22,720 --> 02:50:23,240
They don't.

4125
02:50:23,680 --> 02:50:25,860
They don't even have the immune system that Tommy has.

4126
02:50:25,940 --> 02:50:26,480
Papa Carlo.

4127
02:50:26,620 --> 02:50:27,260
Thank you very much.

4128
02:50:27,360 --> 02:50:27,940
And Legfen.

4129
02:50:28,060 --> 02:50:28,720
Thank you very much.

4130
02:50:28,980 --> 02:50:30,140
Had to do a few tests.

4131
02:50:30,620 --> 02:50:31,860
All positive outcome.

4132
02:50:31,980 --> 02:50:32,520
Thank God.

4133
02:50:32,840 --> 02:50:34,500
So they all said, I don't have it.

4134
02:50:34,580 --> 02:50:35,100
Good luck to you.

4135
02:50:36,440 --> 02:50:36,760
Legfen.

4136
02:50:36,880 --> 02:50:37,120
Thank you.

4137
02:50:37,160 --> 02:50:38,360
Please don't talk about COVID.

4138
02:50:38,480 --> 02:50:40,080
I watch you for COVID escape.

4139
02:50:40,420 --> 02:50:40,740
Okay.

4140
02:50:40,840 --> 02:50:41,220
Well, look.

4141
02:50:41,480 --> 02:50:43,100
I want to escape it as well.

4142
02:50:43,440 --> 02:50:44,540
But I got to tell you something.

4143
02:50:45,040 --> 02:50:46,340
My head is racked.

4144
02:50:46,760 --> 02:50:49,800
Because I was fucking mingling the other day.

4145
02:50:50,100 --> 02:50:51,540
As I said, rubbing shoulders.

4146
02:50:52,000 --> 02:50:54,260
There was a bit of kickball in the field with a few lads.

4147
02:50:55,280 --> 02:50:57,240
There was a time we both went for the ball.

4148
02:50:57,680 --> 02:50:58,760
And it was a kind of a fucking.

4149
02:50:59,880 --> 02:51:01,540
You know, there might have been a bit of.

4150
02:51:03,540 --> 02:51:05,040
Into each other's face.

4151
02:51:05,520 --> 02:51:06,960
We didn't spit in each other's face.

4152
02:51:07,040 --> 02:51:09,320
It wasn't that kind of a hangout.

4153
02:51:10,480 --> 02:51:13,080
But you don't know how these molecules project.

4154
02:51:13,220 --> 02:51:14,100
You don't know where they go.

4155
02:51:14,100 --> 02:51:15,160
We've seen the science.

4156
02:51:15,520 --> 02:51:17,180
You've seen your man McConkie.

4157
02:51:17,700 --> 02:51:18,780
He knows his stuff.

4158
02:51:19,420 --> 02:51:24,120
And he was saying that the fucking globules can really fucking get around.

4159
02:51:24,780 --> 02:51:25,440
Big time.

4160
02:51:26,400 --> 02:51:28,160
And Stephen Donnelly can get around.

4161
02:51:28,280 --> 02:51:28,920
Look at this.

4162
02:51:30,000 --> 02:51:30,760
If these images.

4163
02:51:30,940 --> 02:51:33,420
These images might make you feel a little bit better there.

4164
02:51:33,500 --> 02:51:34,160
Papa Carlo.

4165
02:51:35,640 --> 02:51:36,680
And tiny ship.

4166
02:51:36,740 --> 02:51:37,560
I hope you're doing well.

4167
02:51:37,620 --> 02:51:39,200
Number one immune system and leg fan.

4168
02:51:39,280 --> 02:51:41,760
These images might make you feel a little bit more comfortable.

4169
02:51:42,700 --> 02:51:44,760
As we really hit the turf here.

4170
02:51:45,760 --> 02:51:46,560
We're really.

4171
02:51:46,640 --> 02:51:48,600
This is where the rubber meets the road guys.

4172
02:51:49,060 --> 02:51:50,660
This is where the rubber meets the road.

4173
02:51:50,800 --> 02:51:52,660
There's no time now for dilly dallying.

4174
02:51:53,400 --> 02:51:55,340
This is a COVID test.

4175
02:51:55,520 --> 02:51:58,240
Probably the first COVID test live on air.

4176
02:51:59,280 --> 02:52:01,200
And I'm bearing my soul here.

4177
02:52:01,440 --> 02:52:03,060
So we don't know what's going to go on.

4178
02:52:03,380 --> 02:52:04,540
We don't know what's going to go on.

4179
02:52:05,240 --> 02:52:06,800
There we go with the test there.

4180
02:52:07,480 --> 02:52:09,360
We've got our fucking dipstick.

4181
02:52:10,520 --> 02:52:11,400
So the dips.

4182
02:52:11,540 --> 02:52:12,640
We have to use the dipstick.

4183
02:52:13,000 --> 02:52:13,940
One in the gob.

4184
02:52:14,840 --> 02:52:17,200
And then one up the fucking schnozzle.

4185
02:52:18,380 --> 02:52:20,400
And you blend it around.

4186
02:52:20,640 --> 02:52:23,460
And you fucking lubeger it back into the mambo box.

4187
02:52:23,860 --> 02:52:25,240
Give that little swizzle.

4188
02:52:25,720 --> 02:52:27,620
And then Bob's your uncle after five minutes.

4189
02:52:27,720 --> 02:52:29,460
You can tip that shit into the fucking brick.

4190
02:52:30,060 --> 02:52:32,580
And they'll tell you whether or not you're fucking sound or you're fucked.

4191
02:52:34,300 --> 02:52:35,520
Big shout out to everyone there.

4192
02:52:35,580 --> 02:52:36,280
Borg Sticky.

4193
02:52:36,760 --> 02:52:37,240
Vanti.

4194
02:52:38,280 --> 02:52:38,760
Morgoth.

4195
02:52:39,000 --> 02:52:39,960
Joey Darcy.

4196
02:52:40,200 --> 02:52:40,640
Sean.

4197
02:52:40,800 --> 02:52:41,160
Quib.

4198
02:52:41,860 --> 02:52:42,780
Lemon Fox.

4199
02:52:43,320 --> 02:52:44,600
And Kieran Toomey as well.

4200
02:52:44,640 --> 02:52:45,560
I hope you're doing well.

4201
02:52:46,460 --> 02:52:47,580
It's a crazy bit of business guys.

4202
02:52:53,180 --> 02:52:53,860
Here we go.

4203
02:52:54,020 --> 02:52:54,500
Jamie D.

4204
02:52:55,420 --> 02:52:56,020
Jamie D.

4205
02:52:56,100 --> 02:52:56,860
I hope you're doing well.

4206
02:52:56,980 --> 02:52:57,520
And Tobes.

4207
02:52:59,480 --> 02:52:59,920
Okay.

4208
02:53:00,120 --> 02:53:00,760
Let's get going.

4209
02:53:01,420 --> 02:53:02,200
We're ready.

4210
02:53:02,380 --> 02:53:02,960
We're locked.

4211
02:53:03,100 --> 02:53:03,640
We're loaded.

4212
02:53:03,940 --> 02:53:06,820
We've our fucking globule inside the box.

4213
02:53:07,500 --> 02:53:08,520
Ready to rock.

4214
02:53:08,900 --> 02:53:14,780
Now it's all about steam shafting your RFI with the fucking dipstick.

4215
02:53:16,280 --> 02:53:17,560
You take this out.

4216
02:53:18,280 --> 02:53:19,920
Make sure nobody breathes on it.

4217
02:53:20,360 --> 02:53:23,080
Fortunately there's nobody in this room other than myself.

4218
02:53:24,300 --> 02:53:25,720
Let's just get down to business.

4219
02:53:26,000 --> 02:53:28,520
I don't know if you want to watch this.

4220
02:53:29,880 --> 02:53:32,360
Should I make the screen smaller or what's the story?

4221
02:53:32,500 --> 02:53:34,880
Is it not right to show you this or?

4222
02:53:36,200 --> 02:53:37,500
Let's just fucking go for it.

4223
02:53:38,000 --> 02:53:38,740
It's not nice.

4224
02:53:41,260 --> 02:53:45,220
Here we go.

4225
02:53:45,220 --> 02:53:45,240
Here we go.

4226
02:53:45,300 --> 02:53:45,520
Let's.

4227
02:53:47,100 --> 02:53:49,760
COVID-19 fucking rapid antigen little test.

4228
02:53:49,840 --> 02:53:51,140
25 euro for five.

4229
02:53:51,140 --> 02:54:12,300
Thanks for the tip.

4230
02:54:12,300 --> 02:54:12,300
Thanks for the tip.

4231
02:54:12,300 --> 02:54:14,300
*Clears*

4232
02:54:14,300 --> 02:54:16,300
*Clears*

4233
02:54:16,300 --> 02:54:18,300
*Clears*

4234
02:54:18,300 --> 02:54:20,300
*Clears*

4235
02:54:20,300 --> 02:54:22,300
*Clears*

4236
02:54:22,300 --> 02:54:24,300
*Clears*

4237
02:54:24,300 --> 02:54:26,300
*Clears*

4238
02:54:26,300 --> 02:54:28,300
*Clears*

4239
02:54:28,300 --> 02:54:30,300
*Clears*

4240
02:54:30,300 --> 02:54:32,300
*Clears*

4241
02:54:32,300 --> 02:54:34,300
*Clears*

4242
02:54:34,300 --> 02:54:36,300
*Clears*

4243
02:54:36,300 --> 02:54:38,300
*Clears*

4244
02:54:38,300 --> 02:54:40,300
*Clears*

4245
02:54:40,300 --> 02:54:42,300
I...

4246
02:54:42,300 --> 02:54:44,300
I...

4247
02:54:44,300 --> 02:54:48,300
I...

4248
02:54:48,300 --> 02:55:17,020
I'm not going to do this.

4249
02:55:17,020 --> 02:55:19,020
I'm not going to do up the nose one on camera.

4250
02:55:19,020 --> 02:55:20,380
I'll just turn around to do it.

4251
02:55:20,380 --> 02:55:21,760
Because fuck that.

4252
02:55:21,760 --> 02:55:23,380
Like crazy bit of business.

4253
02:55:30,700 --> 02:55:35,900
Thanks for the tip.

4254
02:55:45,740 --> 02:56:01,720
Fucking crying man.

4255
02:56:02,920 --> 02:56:03,720
Fucking crying.

4256
02:56:05,400 --> 02:56:06,040
Tears.

4257
02:56:06,380 --> 02:56:07,260
It's tough.

4258
02:56:08,740 --> 02:56:09,540
It's tough.

4259
02:56:09,540 --> 02:56:16,140
Christy and Kenny, thanks very much.

4260
02:56:26,780 --> 02:56:29,300
Now, we'll stick that into the booster.

4261
02:56:29,300 --> 02:56:37,700
Mix that around.

4262
02:56:37,700 --> 02:56:37,720
Mix that around.

4263
02:56:49,120 --> 02:56:50,580
You throw that away then.

4264
02:56:50,760 --> 02:56:51,900
Don't leave that lying around.

4265
02:56:52,000 --> 02:56:54,840
Because if it is COVID infected, someone might get COVID off it.

4266
02:56:55,640 --> 02:56:58,980
Leave that just in our handy little holder there for a bit.

4267
02:56:59,520 --> 02:57:02,860
If you want, just do a little bit of a shake around.

4268
02:57:03,600 --> 02:57:05,960
Tom Cruise in cocktail kind of vibes.

4269
02:57:06,600 --> 02:57:09,360
And make sure that's well, well, well, well mixed.

4270
02:57:13,440 --> 02:57:16,220
We're about to take the test of truth in just a moment.

4271
02:57:24,420 --> 02:57:25,640
Crazy bit of business, guys.

4272
02:57:25,740 --> 02:57:27,440
But I mean, I do owe it to y'all.

4273
02:57:28,700 --> 02:57:29,500
Loyal viewers.

4274
02:57:30,280 --> 02:57:32,620
I want to prove to you that I'm clean as fuck.

4275
02:57:33,880 --> 02:57:36,460
A lot of people have been saying to you, you're on the stream.

4276
02:57:37,280 --> 02:57:42,300
It's nice to see a stream in Francis, but it would be a lot nicer if we knew that you were COVID negative.

4277
02:57:43,660 --> 02:57:45,660
And at the moment, we're unsure.

4278
02:57:46,380 --> 02:57:46,980
And I can't.

4279
02:57:47,100 --> 02:57:48,500
Someone said, there's a tip.

4280
02:57:48,580 --> 02:57:49,120
Thanks very much.

4281
02:57:49,280 --> 02:57:52,160
Miles Salmon is just after tipping five euro there.

4282
02:57:52,260 --> 02:57:52,880
Thanks, Miles.

4283
02:57:53,260 --> 02:57:58,340
But he does leave it with a caveat saying, happy to watch the stream, Miles.

4284
02:57:58,460 --> 02:57:58,960
I mean, Francis.

4285
02:57:59,500 --> 02:58:02,940
But we want to know whether or not you're COVID negative.

4286
02:58:03,420 --> 02:58:08,280
Lot of nasty rumors going around that you are COVID pause.

4287
02:58:10,340 --> 02:58:12,720
All I can say is, Miles, we're going to get this done.

4288
02:58:12,720 --> 02:58:19,800
And I promise you, my fucking thanks and gratitude for you goes miles itself.

4289
02:58:21,440 --> 02:58:22,440
We've got it here.

4290
02:58:22,840 --> 02:58:26,400
We're about to take this fucking COVID test into the next realm.

4291
02:58:26,700 --> 02:58:28,680
It could go one way, positive.

4292
02:58:28,980 --> 02:58:29,820
It could go the other.

4293
02:58:31,020 --> 02:58:31,940
But I owe it to ye.

4294
02:58:32,580 --> 02:58:38,300
As loyal, loyal, loyal, loyal, loyalists of the show.

4295
02:58:47,300 --> 02:58:48,300
Here we go, guys.

4296
02:58:52,420 --> 02:59:19,560
There's one drop.

4297
02:59:19,560 --> 02:59:21,820
They say two to three drops.

4298
02:59:22,400 --> 02:59:25,120
One drop has gone into the testing kit at the moment.

4299
02:59:26,240 --> 02:59:27,840
We're going for the second one.

4300
02:59:28,300 --> 02:59:29,720
The proof is in the pudding.

4301
02:59:30,120 --> 02:59:32,100
The pudding is in the eating.

4302
02:59:32,580 --> 02:59:34,120
Will there be any eating in this?

4303
02:59:34,800 --> 02:59:35,660
Not a chance.

4304
02:59:36,120 --> 02:59:36,720
Not a chance.

4305
02:59:36,800 --> 02:59:40,360
I'm going to be eating in the bottle.

4306
02:59:40,360 --> 02:59:42,360
I'm going for the first time.

4307
02:59:42,360 --> 02:59:42,360
I'm going for the first time.

4308
02:59:42,360 --> 02:59:43,360
I'm going for the first time.

4309
02:59:43,360 --> 02:59:44,360
I'm going for the first time.

4310
02:59:44,360 --> 02:59:44,360
I'm going for the first time.

4311
02:59:44,360 --> 02:59:45,360
I'm going for the first time.

4312
02:59:45,360 --> 02:59:45,360
I'm going for the first time.

4313
02:59:45,360 --> 02:59:46,360
I'm going for the first time.

4314
02:59:46,360 --> 02:59:47,360
I'm going for the first time.

4315
02:59:47,360 --> 02:59:48,360
I'm going for the first time.

4316
02:59:48,360 --> 02:59:51,680
Man takes a live COVID test.

4317
02:59:52,200 --> 02:59:52,960
No fear.

4318
02:59:52,960 --> 02:59:53,560
No bullshit.

4319
02:59:53,560 --> 02:59:55,140
I'm giving it to you straight.

4320
02:59:55,140 --> 02:59:56,200
Both barrels, guys.

4321
02:59:57,200 --> 02:59:58,360
We have to wait ten.

4322
02:59:58,760 --> 03:00:00,240
We could be waiting five.

4323
03:00:00,360 --> 03:00:01,340
It could be two minutes.

4324
03:00:01,480 --> 03:00:04,320
We have to wait at least ten to give us a correct result.

4325
03:00:04,740 --> 03:00:08,160
So far, nothing is appearing on the fucking filmstrip.

4326
03:00:12,120 --> 03:00:15,520
So far, nothing has appeared on the filmstrip, guys.

4327
03:00:16,520 --> 03:00:19,240
There's a bit of a line at the bottom.

4328
03:00:20,840 --> 03:00:22,320
Awful nervous now, guys.

4329
03:00:23,080 --> 03:00:24,300
Awful nervous now.

4330
03:00:24,860 --> 03:00:27,800
If I have COVID, I'm sharing it with the world.

4331
03:00:28,280 --> 03:00:30,460
Can you imagine what that's going to do for me?

4332
03:00:30,580 --> 03:00:32,120
My self-esteem, my standing.

4333
03:00:32,820 --> 03:00:36,960
If everybody out there on the streets knows that I'm a carrier of the fucking plague.

4334
03:00:39,600 --> 03:00:43,360
Yet again, it's just me putting myself in the fucking firing line for ye.

4335
03:00:44,340 --> 03:00:50,120
I can't believe I've been streaming every night for the past six months and none of you have bothered to tune in.

4336
03:00:50,400 --> 03:00:51,720
It's a fucking disgrace.

4337
03:00:52,420 --> 03:00:57,360
In the middle of a pandemic as well, the one thing I needed was the support and you didn't turn up.

4338
03:00:57,500 --> 03:00:58,340
Well, you're here now.

4339
03:00:58,340 --> 03:01:06,340
Still nothing.

4340
03:01:06,680 --> 03:01:07,320
Thanks for the tip.

4341
03:01:07,460 --> 03:01:09,180
Thanks very much, Tig for the tip.

4342
03:01:11,760 --> 03:01:12,580
Tig says,

4343
03:01:12,580 --> 03:01:16,440
The up the nose segment is an incredible display of willpower.

4344
03:01:16,780 --> 03:01:17,860
Herzog Shue says,

4345
03:01:17,920 --> 03:01:23,240
I've heard that the rapid tests were only created to train people to get rid of their gag reflexes.

4346
03:01:23,460 --> 03:01:25,560
So they give better slob jobs.

4347
03:01:26,120 --> 03:01:27,860
Is there any truth to the rumor?

4348
03:01:28,420 --> 03:01:29,400
Question mark.

4349
03:01:30,260 --> 03:01:31,540
I'm not going to answer that.

4350
03:01:31,620 --> 03:01:34,700
I'm not going to dignify that bullshit question with a response.

4351
03:01:35,080 --> 03:01:37,780
But I will dignify your tip with a thank you, Herzog.

4352
03:01:38,040 --> 03:01:39,300
And thank you very much.

4353
03:01:40,260 --> 03:01:41,120
Here we go.

4354
03:01:47,980 --> 03:01:51,060
The time is 10 past 2 a.m. in the morning.

4355
03:01:52,280 --> 03:01:57,100
And the fucking COVID test still isn't showing us anything at the moment.

4356
03:01:58,500 --> 03:02:00,680
Stephen Donnelly waits in the background.

4357
03:02:01,160 --> 03:02:02,600
Hands clasped.

4358
03:02:02,940 --> 03:02:03,820
Where is thumbs?

4359
03:02:04,260 --> 03:02:06,860
Where are Stephen's thumbs in the picture?

4360
03:02:07,560 --> 03:02:08,620
Are they...

4361
03:02:08,620 --> 03:02:09,960
Are they...

4362
03:02:09,960 --> 03:02:12,540
Are his thumbs inside his belt buckle?

4363
03:02:13,760 --> 03:02:14,760
Who knows?

4364
03:02:16,140 --> 03:02:18,960
Jake Butler says if you tilt it, it wouldn't work.

4365
03:02:18,960 --> 03:02:20,340
It has to be flat.

4366
03:02:20,860 --> 03:02:21,840
And yet another...

4367
03:02:21,840 --> 03:02:23,860
Are you one of these flat earthers, Jake?

4368
03:02:23,920 --> 03:02:24,200
Is it?

4369
03:02:24,640 --> 03:02:26,800
Why don't you fuck off back to your Facebook group

4370
03:02:26,800 --> 03:02:28,620
talking about the 5G conspiracy?

4371
03:02:29,160 --> 03:02:30,300
We don't want you here.

4372
03:02:31,860 --> 03:02:33,120
We haven't...

4373
03:02:33,120 --> 03:02:34,220
We've tilted it.

4374
03:02:34,280 --> 03:02:35,520
People are saying we've tilted it.

4375
03:02:35,620 --> 03:02:36,800
People are saying we've tilted it.

4376
03:02:36,840 --> 03:02:37,700
It's not going to work.

4377
03:02:37,840 --> 03:02:38,660
That's a load of bollocks.

4378
03:02:38,720 --> 03:02:38,940
Is it?

4379
03:02:39,760 --> 03:02:40,160
Fuck.

4380
03:02:42,460 --> 03:02:42,820
Fuck.

4381
03:02:42,820 --> 03:02:42,880
Fuck.

4382
03:02:53,240 --> 03:02:54,060
Has to be flat.

4383
03:02:54,060 --> 03:02:54,660
Okay, okay.

4384
03:02:55,620 --> 03:02:56,760
We'll give it five minutes.

4385
03:02:56,840 --> 03:02:58,940
We'll give it five minutes because it could still happen.

4386
03:02:59,140 --> 03:03:02,920
That flat thing, that might be only a load of old fucking psycho babble.

4387
03:03:03,960 --> 03:03:06,540
I want to say a big thank you very much to Papa Carlo.

4388
03:03:07,180 --> 03:03:16,620
And a solitary, slow, methodical hand clap to celebrate the unbelievable kindness of Papa Carlo.

4389
03:03:17,100 --> 03:03:17,840
Who's tipped.

4390
03:03:18,320 --> 03:03:21,020
And thank you so much for that tip, Papa Carlo.

4391
03:03:23,020 --> 03:03:25,320
Papa Carlo is tipped 50 euro there and said,

4392
03:03:25,420 --> 03:03:27,760
My missus is pregnant and we're due in about a week.

4393
03:03:27,860 --> 03:03:30,220
Doing my best to keep her happy and relaxed.

4394
03:03:30,280 --> 03:03:35,320
But watching your stream, she was able to switch off and chill.

4395
03:03:35,720 --> 03:03:37,200
So really appreciate that.

4396
03:03:37,680 --> 03:03:40,620
Also, sorry for missing the last six months of daily streams.

4397
03:03:41,180 --> 03:03:42,000
Don't worry, Papa.

4398
03:03:42,460 --> 03:03:43,800
It's all forgotten.

4399
03:03:44,120 --> 03:03:46,100
It's all water under the fucking rainbow.

4400
03:03:46,780 --> 03:03:47,880
Thanks so much for the tip.

4401
03:03:48,940 --> 03:03:52,000
I think we've fucked up the test.

4402
03:03:52,600 --> 03:03:53,940
Nothing is happening on the test.

4403
03:03:54,020 --> 03:03:58,380
But that's because people are saying that's because you didn't have it flat.

4404
03:04:00,440 --> 03:04:02,820
What I want to say to you is this.

4405
03:04:04,320 --> 03:04:05,760
Let's give it another five.

4406
03:04:06,000 --> 03:04:08,420
And if it's not working, we'll do another test.

4407
03:04:08,500 --> 03:04:09,340
I'll do another one.

4408
03:04:09,400 --> 03:04:10,020
Doesn't matter.

4409
03:04:10,440 --> 03:04:11,640
Because I owe it to you.

4410
03:04:11,640 --> 03:04:12,720
I owe it to me.

4411
03:04:16,020 --> 03:04:17,960
Someone saying it should be purple at least.

4412
03:04:18,160 --> 03:04:18,440
RJ.

4413
03:04:19,080 --> 03:04:20,580
That's what the...

4414
03:04:22,340 --> 03:04:28,000
I'm not going to say just in case there's any problems there with your family.

4415
03:04:28,180 --> 03:04:32,500
But I said an actor to a bishop would have been one way of saying it.

4416
03:04:32,560 --> 03:04:34,000
But I was going to say that's what your old lady said.

4417
03:04:34,100 --> 03:04:36,680
But sometimes, you know, that doesn't work out for some people.

4418
03:04:37,340 --> 03:04:38,080
Christian Kenny.

4419
03:04:38,300 --> 03:04:39,400
Thanks very much for the tip.

4420
03:04:39,460 --> 03:04:40,480
How are you getting on, Horace?

4421
03:04:40,480 --> 03:04:44,760
Do you have a business email so I can contact you about doing a possible COVID...

4422
03:04:44,760 --> 03:04:47,060
Stand up COVID testing, Kildare.

4423
03:04:47,800 --> 03:04:49,680
Christian, at the moment, man.

4424
03:04:50,160 --> 03:04:52,360
I'm really fucking up against it, buddy.

4425
03:04:52,600 --> 03:04:56,460
COVID-19 breathing down the fucking back of the neck like an attacker.

4426
03:04:57,100 --> 03:05:02,220
And I need to get this COVID test out to prove that I'm not paused with Cove.

4427
03:05:02,900 --> 03:05:03,260
Thanks for letting me.

4428
03:05:03,260 --> 03:05:07,040
The other thing is Patrick Connolly and Clover Virus is a Bitch has tipped.

4429
03:05:07,260 --> 03:05:08,620
And I want to say thanks to you lads.

4430
03:05:08,820 --> 03:05:09,700
You're saying take...

4431
03:05:09,700 --> 03:05:14,040
If you do test positive, then drink Flat 7 Up.

4432
03:05:14,140 --> 03:05:16,340
It's going to be grand and will nurse you back to health.

4433
03:05:17,380 --> 03:05:18,900
Clover Virus is a Bitch says,

4434
03:05:18,980 --> 03:05:21,600
Francis, the rapid test is a pile of bollocks anyway.

4435
03:05:22,100 --> 03:05:23,440
Get a PCR test.

4436
03:05:24,080 --> 03:05:26,280
I work for the company that developed the PCR.

4437
03:05:26,860 --> 03:05:28,800
And the rapid test is pure shite.

4438
03:05:30,040 --> 03:05:33,400
Unfortunately, we don't have any PCR at this point in time.

4439
03:05:33,620 --> 03:05:37,840
And I'm willing to really go hell for leather on putting everything.

4440
03:05:38,480 --> 03:05:39,500
I'm banking everything.

4441
03:05:39,580 --> 03:05:42,800
My health and your health as a community around me.

4442
03:05:43,420 --> 03:05:48,480
On Lidl's rapid antigen 25 euro for four or five tests kit bag.

4443
03:05:48,800 --> 03:05:51,460
Which you can buy at the till anytime you're in Lidl.

4444
03:05:52,300 --> 03:05:53,120
It looks like...

4445
03:05:53,120 --> 03:05:54,440
It looks like we've fucked it up.

4446
03:05:54,540 --> 03:05:56,500
There's nothing showing on the fucking strip.

4447
03:05:57,000 --> 03:05:59,840
Does that mean that not only do I not have COVID,

4448
03:06:00,380 --> 03:06:03,420
that I'm clean as a whistle in all other areas?

4449
03:06:03,420 --> 03:06:05,620
Something is happening down the bottom there.

4450
03:06:05,700 --> 03:06:07,620
I can see a line developing at the bottom.

4451
03:06:09,000 --> 03:06:10,400
I can see something.

4452
03:06:10,800 --> 03:06:14,820
There's a kind of a purple-y kind of line there at the bottom.

4453
03:06:22,920 --> 03:06:25,140
There's actually fucking nothing there, man.

4454
03:06:25,280 --> 03:06:25,940
There's nothing there.

4455
03:06:25,940 --> 03:06:26,520
I fucked it up.

4456
03:06:27,120 --> 03:06:28,320
We're going again, lads.

4457
03:06:29,080 --> 03:06:29,980
We're going again.

4458
03:06:30,060 --> 03:06:30,660
Thanks for the tip.

4459
03:06:30,940 --> 03:06:32,400
Thanks very much for the tip, lads.

4460
03:06:32,820 --> 03:06:33,220
Vin...

4461
03:06:33,220 --> 03:06:33,840
Vin...

4462
03:06:33,840 --> 03:06:34,140
Vin...

4463
03:06:34,140 --> 03:06:34,540
Cain.

4464
03:06:34,640 --> 03:06:35,340
Thank you very much.

4465
03:06:35,380 --> 03:06:39,400
We've only got two rapid antigen tests left, guys.

4466
03:06:39,480 --> 03:06:41,220
The first one was an absolute duffer.

4467
03:06:41,840 --> 03:06:43,100
We're going to go for it again.

4468
03:06:46,780 --> 03:06:47,580
Let's do this.

4469
03:06:49,100 --> 03:06:55,940
Look, if I test positive, I just want to say between you and me, don't fucking tell anyone.

4470
03:06:56,820 --> 03:06:59,320
I'll end the stream and I'll privatize the video.

4471
03:07:00,000 --> 03:07:02,020
Don't go on any message boards or forums.

4472
03:07:03,360 --> 03:07:04,360
Don't say that it happened.

4473
03:07:04,360 --> 03:07:05,360
Don't say that it happened.

4474
03:07:05,360 --> 03:07:08,360
Don't say, listen, we watched it and it was a good stream.

4475
03:07:08,360 --> 03:07:09,420
Did it turn out?

4476
03:07:09,420 --> 03:07:09,720
Fuck.

4477
03:07:09,720 --> 03:07:11,780
Just say it turned out fucking negative, man.

4478
03:07:11,780 --> 03:07:12,800
Just say it turned out negative.

4479
03:07:14,660 --> 03:07:15,400
That's not me.

4480
03:07:15,500 --> 03:07:22,460
Look, if anybody's clipped that, please don't put that out of context as if I was trying to fucking lie about a perspective.

4481
03:07:22,680 --> 03:07:24,140
Look, I've nothing to lie about.

4482
03:07:24,500 --> 03:07:26,000
I've nothing to fucking hide.

4483
03:07:29,140 --> 03:07:30,900
We're going to go for another test, guys.

4484
03:07:34,280 --> 03:07:35,100
It's you and me.

4485
03:07:36,280 --> 03:07:37,340
We've been here before.

4486
03:07:38,780 --> 03:07:39,300
Fucked up.

4487
03:07:40,500 --> 03:07:41,460
Shit got out of hand.

4488
03:07:41,520 --> 03:07:42,680
I'm not going to fucking lie to you.

4489
03:07:44,540 --> 03:07:47,080
Spilt beer on the fucking COVID test and fucked it up.

4490
03:07:47,900 --> 03:07:49,420
This isn't going to happen this time.

4491
03:07:49,580 --> 03:07:52,500
This is a special, special case scenario.

4492
03:07:52,500 --> 03:07:59,920
See this?

4493
03:08:00,700 --> 03:08:01,920
Waste of fucking time now.

4494
03:08:02,780 --> 03:08:05,740
You don't want to get that confused with the new test we're about to do.

4495
03:08:05,800 --> 03:08:09,120
So what we'll do is we'll stick that into a fucking banana skin.

4496
03:08:11,860 --> 03:08:12,940
Disused banana skin.

4497
03:08:14,320 --> 03:08:17,960
Wrap that up like that and put it on the side of the fucking desk.

4498
03:08:18,780 --> 03:08:20,880
You can throw it in the bin or burn it.

4499
03:08:22,580 --> 03:08:23,660
But don't leave it out.

4500
03:08:24,740 --> 03:08:26,240
Because people might get curious.

4501
03:08:26,900 --> 03:08:29,000
They might end up fucking thinking it's eye drops.

4502
03:08:29,260 --> 03:08:34,260
And then they'll put your fucking COVID test spit into their eyes.

4503
03:08:34,360 --> 03:08:36,920
I know that sounds stupid and fucked up, but it has happened.

4504
03:08:39,540 --> 03:08:40,760
Here we go again, guys.

4505
03:08:40,820 --> 03:08:41,560
It's not nice.

4506
03:08:41,560 --> 03:08:44,780
Nobody wanted it to be like this, but it's the way that we've got it at the moment.

4507
03:08:46,400 --> 03:08:48,980
Just a quick check back on the previous COVID test.

4508
03:08:49,160 --> 03:08:50,000
We fucked it up.

4509
03:08:50,420 --> 03:08:51,560
There's still nothing there.

4510
03:08:51,620 --> 03:08:52,780
You're meant to keep it flat.

4511
03:08:55,720 --> 03:09:00,360
Here we go.

4512
03:09:07,740 --> 03:09:08,920
We've got a dipstick.

4513
03:09:09,340 --> 03:09:10,200
We're going deep.

4514
03:09:12,520 --> 03:09:15,000
Rudy Ray in the chat says, I'm nervous.

4515
03:09:15,660 --> 03:09:17,360
AL says, scandalous.

4516
03:09:18,720 --> 03:09:22,360
Pineapple says, I'm always putting yesteri virals in my eyes.

4517
03:09:25,580 --> 03:09:27,440
Sean Garbutt says, messing around.

4518
03:09:27,540 --> 03:09:28,340
Not here for it.

4519
03:09:29,120 --> 03:09:35,840
Sean, if we could all be as professional as you at fucking 20 past two of a Monday, bank holiday Monday morning.

4520
03:09:38,980 --> 03:09:40,360
Then I'm sure we'll get it done.

4521
03:09:40,360 --> 03:09:41,480
We're not all perfect.

4522
03:09:41,740 --> 03:09:42,040
Okay.

4523
03:09:49,720 --> 03:09:50,780
We have the dipstick.

4524
03:09:53,660 --> 03:09:56,740
I'm going to turn the microphone off so you don't hear any noises.

4525
03:09:58,320 --> 03:09:59,360
When I come back.

4526
03:10:00,800 --> 03:10:02,380
I'm going to be, oh, we need to, sorry.

4527
03:10:02,460 --> 03:10:05,320
We need to fucking fill the, the vial with the fucking stuff.

4528
03:10:05,820 --> 03:10:06,120
Sorry.

4529
03:10:06,640 --> 03:10:07,740
Just bear with me a sec there.

4530
03:10:12,100 --> 03:10:12,800
Alright, okay.

4531
03:10:13,160 --> 03:10:13,460
Fuck.

4532
03:10:14,000 --> 03:10:15,600
Where am I, where did I leave the vials now?

4533
03:10:15,920 --> 03:10:16,860
There's something there, okay.

4534
03:10:20,700 --> 03:10:21,440
Here we go.

4535
03:10:24,100 --> 03:10:26,900
You've heard of Lou Bigg as Mambo number five.

4536
03:10:28,000 --> 03:10:30,940
Well, this is Francis Higgins' COVID test number two.

4537
03:10:31,940 --> 03:10:39,020
We have in our possession another little drop box, which we use to dispose of our fluids and liquids.

4538
03:10:44,440 --> 03:10:48,600
Nobody wanted it to be like this, but it's the way that we've got it.

4539
03:10:48,700 --> 03:10:50,800
And now we have to pursue it until the bitter end.

4540
03:10:51,560 --> 03:10:54,300
I just want you to know that I love each and every one of ye.

4541
03:10:54,900 --> 03:10:56,520
That my heart goes out to ye.

4542
03:10:57,280 --> 03:11:04,580
But also, in the event of a positive test, please, please, keep it on the fucking DL and the QT.

4543
03:11:05,360 --> 03:11:06,500
Don't clip the stream.

4544
03:11:07,820 --> 03:11:09,900
And remember, we'll keep living the dream.

4545
03:11:10,800 --> 03:11:11,940
And that's a fucking promise.

4546
03:11:14,160 --> 03:11:15,520
We've got our little machine.

4547
03:11:15,800 --> 03:11:17,360
We put that into the fucking holder.

4548
03:11:17,740 --> 03:11:18,900
And it's going to be grand in a minute.

4549
03:11:18,900 --> 03:11:25,920
Promise.

4550
03:11:32,020 --> 03:11:34,000
Only say the words.

4551
03:11:35,380 --> 03:11:36,640
And you shall be healed.

4552
03:11:38,100 --> 03:11:42,700
We're about to drip, drip, drip into that little COVID vial right now.

4553
03:11:42,760 --> 03:11:43,280
Look at that.

4554
03:11:43,420 --> 03:11:44,680
It's a crazy bit of business.

4555
03:11:47,340 --> 03:11:48,400
Sorry about the finger.

4556
03:11:48,660 --> 03:11:49,960
My fingernails.

4557
03:11:50,340 --> 03:11:51,540
And the bit of skin.

4558
03:11:52,460 --> 03:11:54,120
On the end of that finger.

4559
03:11:54,840 --> 03:11:56,120
It's just the way it goes.

4560
03:11:57,560 --> 03:11:59,540
It's just the way it goes sometimes.

4561
03:12:06,320 --> 03:12:07,440
Pop that on there.

4562
03:12:08,480 --> 03:12:10,120
Some things you can't unsee.

4563
03:12:12,620 --> 03:12:14,600
Now it's time for the moment of truth.

4564
03:12:18,420 --> 03:12:25,960
This is reality, guys.

4565
03:12:27,160 --> 03:12:28,480
Some people can handle it.

4566
03:12:29,320 --> 03:12:30,360
A lot of you can't.

4567
03:12:30,360 --> 03:12:30,360
A lot of you can't.

4568
03:12:41,100 --> 03:12:41,960
What?

4569
03:12:41,960 --> 03:12:44,260
Did you hear that?

4570
03:12:44,260 --> 03:12:45,820
Was that outside or was that here?

4571
03:12:49,560 --> 03:12:50,440
Fucking hell, I heard.

4572
03:12:50,980 --> 03:12:51,440
Did you hear?

4573
03:12:56,980 --> 03:12:59,040
Did you hear a fucking...

4574
03:12:59,040 --> 03:13:01,560
A firework?

4575
03:13:03,560 --> 03:13:04,600
Did you hear a firework?

4576
03:13:04,600 --> 03:13:04,620
Did you hear a firework?

4577
03:13:04,620 --> 03:13:04,620
Did you hear a firework?

4578
03:13:08,620 --> 03:13:09,940
Someone's fucking fire...

4579
03:13:09,940 --> 03:13:10,660
Letting fire...

4580
03:13:10,660 --> 03:13:11,840
Bangers off outside, man.

4581
03:13:11,840 --> 03:13:23,800
Don't worry, guys.

4582
03:13:23,800 --> 03:13:39,960
Don't worry, guys.

4583
03:13:40,140 --> 03:13:43,000
It was just someone letting off a firework outside.

4584
03:13:43,000 --> 03:13:45,000
I fucking shit...

4585
03:13:45,000 --> 03:13:45,000
I fucking shit...

4586
03:13:45,000 --> 03:13:45,620
I fucking shit...

4587
03:13:45,620 --> 03:13:47,400
Really shit myself then, though.

4588
03:13:47,580 --> 03:13:48,860
It was a crazy bit of business.

4589
03:13:50,140 --> 03:13:50,640
No.

4590
03:13:50,640 --> 03:13:51,480
Oh.

4591
03:13:51,480 --> 03:13:53,480
Oh.

4592
03:13:53,480 --> 03:13:55,480
Oh.

4593
03:13:55,480 --> 03:13:57,480
Oh.

4594
03:13:57,480 --> 03:13:59,480
Oh.

4595
03:13:59,480 --> 03:14:01,480
Oh.

4596
03:14:01,480 --> 03:14:03,480
Oh.

4597
03:14:03,480 --> 03:14:05,480
Oh.

4598
03:14:05,480 --> 03:14:07,480
Oh.

4599
03:14:07,480 --> 03:14:09,480
Oh.

4600
03:14:09,480 --> 03:14:11,480
Oh.

4601
03:14:11,480 --> 03:14:13,480
Oh.

4602
03:14:13,480 --> 03:14:15,480
Oh.

4603
03:14:15,480 --> 03:14:17,480
Oh.

4604
03:14:43,480 --> 03:14:44,480
Thanks for the tip.

4605
03:14:44,480 --> 03:14:46,480
Thanks for the tip.

4606
03:15:11,480 --> 03:15:12,480
Thanks for the tip.

4607
03:15:12,480 --> 03:15:25,920
So

4608
03:15:39,680 --> 03:15:45,200
Literal tears guys rolling down my cheek. Do you just do one nostril or the other because I've done one

4609
03:15:45,200 --> 03:15:49,940
I can't be doing the second one is it one or is it two or what's the story lads? Come on

4610
03:15:49,940 --> 03:15:52,520
We need to get this wrapped up. It's half two. I'm crying here

4611
03:15:56,960 --> 03:15:59,140
Okay, okay, okay, just one just one here we go

4612
03:15:59,900 --> 03:16:05,280
This better work better work because I'm sick of the fucking sight of this test now

4613
03:16:05,960 --> 03:16:08,380
Absolutely ruined my nasal passage with this

4614
03:16:08,380 --> 03:16:17,440
Tip that in mix it up roll it around five times or six times or ten times or something?

4615
03:16:21,900 --> 03:16:23,900
Fuck

4616
03:16:33,900 --> 03:16:37,560
Sorry need to get a tissue there. It's fucking madness here

4617
03:16:37,560 --> 03:16:39,560
Magic and madness

4618
03:16:39,560 --> 03:16:41,560
*Sigh*

4619
03:16:44,920 --> 03:16:46,920
*Sigh*

4620
03:17:05,000 --> 03:17:05,560
Here we go.

4621
03:17:08,520 --> 03:17:14,040
This is it guys. The world's first ever COVID test live stream.

4622
03:17:16,760 --> 03:17:19,640
I'm glad you're here for it for the moral support the

4623
03:17:22,760 --> 03:17:27,720
Just the backup to be honest. I want to say Mr. T thank you very much for the tip

4624
03:17:29,880 --> 03:17:34,680
And Lorner thank you very much says Sean Kylie is a rat thanks for the tip

4625
03:17:35,640 --> 03:17:39,400
We don't uh we don't promote those uh views about Sean.

4626
03:17:40,120 --> 03:17:46,680
Swamparis is a bitch thanks very much Clover virus and Vin Kane. It was nice knowing you Francis. You've had a good run.

4627
03:17:46,920 --> 03:17:58,200
I'll bring some soup round for the family after you expire although you are decrepit on your last legs. We will think of you at your best back before you were deceased. God bless you.

4628
03:17:58,200 --> 03:18:07,400
I'm not dead yet, but it could be going that way if I have the fucking roner. Food wallet thanks very much. Agent Donnelly 47 is ready to pop into your cabbage.

4629
03:18:08,600 --> 03:18:24,280
Pop one into your cabbage if that test is positive. And it's a crazy bit of business. There's going to be an expansion pack to Hitman 3 called Stephen Donnelly missions. Where you go around vaccination centers just fucking killing fuckers.

4630
03:18:25,080 --> 03:18:29,320
Uh it's going to be a crazy bit of DLC and I can't wait to play it.

4631
03:18:31,720 --> 03:18:37,720
Here we go now. I'm just going to waft the hair to the side in a very kind of meaningful way.

4632
03:18:38,760 --> 03:18:44,120
As I begin to ponder the future the way in which my life is going to pan out after this

4633
03:18:46,200 --> 03:18:50,600
Potentially positive test although it's there's no way there's no way of knowing until we know

4634
03:18:51,880 --> 03:18:56,600
What we what we aren't going to do is tilt this piece of equipment here

4635
03:19:04,120 --> 03:19:07,320
Here we go guys here we go

4636
03:19:07,320 --> 03:19:13,800
One drop

4637
03:19:17,800 --> 03:19:19,000
Two drops of fluid

4638
03:19:24,120 --> 03:19:30,280
Three drops of fluid it's a crazy scenario nobody thought we were going to get here but we are here now

4639
03:19:30,840 --> 03:19:37,240
Whether or not we get out of the jungle or not is it unless we've we've got color there's color happening stuff

4640
03:19:37,240 --> 03:19:43,720
Is happening stuff is happening at the moment? It's going deep purple. It's going very deep at the moment

4641
03:19:43,720 --> 03:19:45,960
It's a scary scenario. Let's turn it around

4642
03:19:48,360 --> 03:19:50,360
But not tilted

4643
03:19:54,120 --> 03:20:07,800
Holy shit. Holy shit. Thanks for the tip. Ryan McDyre. Thanks sir very much there Ryan. Hope you're keeping well Frankie. Will Connor and JBP's F1 reviews be coming back soon?

4644
03:20:09,160 --> 03:20:17,880
Lots of tasty F1 action recently I feel like those boys would have a good analysis on the battle between the strap on and the loopity Lou banger all the best

4645
03:20:17,880 --> 03:20:23,000
Thanks for the tip. You know as well as I do we want that back so hard and also

4646
03:20:23,880 --> 03:20:32,200
The battle for the fucking formula one is very tight at the top it's not like last season where it was run away was it run away with fucking the loopity Lou banger?

4647
03:20:33,320 --> 03:20:37,960
This time around I think for strap on is only 15 or 20 points behind your man

4648
03:20:37,960 --> 03:20:40,920
So we're gonna probably see something from Connor soon enough

4649
03:20:41,720 --> 03:20:45,640
but so far so good the the the indication so far is

4650
03:20:46,600 --> 03:20:48,360
that

4651
03:20:48,360 --> 03:20:50,360
It looks like it's one line

4652
03:20:51,240 --> 03:20:54,840
We're here at the polling station right now the vaccination center

4653
03:20:56,120 --> 03:21:04,040
Minister and so far it's looking really good. I want to say a big thank you to minister Donnelly and everybody here. Mary Butler td

4654
03:21:04,520 --> 03:21:11,160
Mark Casey green Matt Shannon td. I always said I was clean as fuck. I ran the race clean

4655
03:21:11,320 --> 03:21:15,560
I never doped. I never put anything into my body. There wasn't

4656
03:21:16,280 --> 03:21:23,560
You know legal and what we've got here at the moment is what looks like fingers crossed a complete and utter negative

4657
03:21:23,560 --> 03:21:24,520
COVID test

4658
03:21:24,520 --> 03:21:29,640
I just want to thank the world. I knew I was clean. I wasn't ever going to fucking be any other way than that

4659
03:21:30,040 --> 03:21:37,240
I'm not a super spreader. I've done my part for society. I bought into the whole fucking pandemic vibe. I fucking locked down

4660
03:21:37,560 --> 03:21:43,560
I did the depression. I'm I stopped doing regular stuff. I came around

4661
03:21:43,800 --> 03:21:50,440
I'm back out now and i'm ready to fucking come on and on and on and when we get this negative test

4662
03:21:50,440 --> 03:21:54,280
That's it. I'm out here. I'm fucking moving each and every day

4663
03:21:55,000 --> 03:22:03,560
You're gonna see more and more and more. It's good. It's just gonna go. It's gonna get chaotic. I could it potentially end up getting covered just through pure

4664
03:22:03,560 --> 03:22:05,320
over-exuberance and

4665
03:22:06,520 --> 03:22:09,880
Just enthusiasm for the fucking stream that I want to do

4666
03:22:11,240 --> 03:22:13,480
I want to say a big thanks for lionel finn and

4667
03:22:15,000 --> 03:22:20,440
Marietta carcini sean figenti rebecca s antonio prola

4668
03:22:23,000 --> 03:22:28,200
Lads it's nice to see your names, but where were you for the last fucking six months? I've been streaming every night

4669
03:22:35,880 --> 03:22:37,880
Where were you then when I needed you the most?

4670
03:22:39,080 --> 03:22:40,520
No messing around with this test

4671
03:22:41,160 --> 03:22:42,520
I've got the purest

4672
03:22:42,520 --> 03:22:48,040
Negative looking test you've ever seen in your life. It's a real crazy bit of business

4673
03:22:52,360 --> 03:22:54,360
Look at that

4674
03:22:54,920 --> 03:22:59,960
Look at that. Have you ever seen something as beautiful as that?

4675
03:23:01,480 --> 03:23:03,480
A singular line

4676
03:23:05,240 --> 03:23:09,000
Which says everything you need to know it tells you everything you need to know about me

4677
03:23:10,760 --> 03:23:12,760
And you can feel safe as a viewer as well

4678
03:23:15,880 --> 03:23:21,240
Still not official at the moment, but it it looks like it's it's it's

4679
03:23:23,160 --> 03:23:27,240
Put the money on it put the house on it put everything on it. I'm as clean as a whistle

4680
03:23:28,200 --> 03:23:32,360
Thanks for the tip clean as a whistle, which is as much as I could see

4681
03:23:34,360 --> 03:23:39,480
I don't know about any in the chat. I'm not gonna fucking cast any aspersions on you

4682
03:23:42,280 --> 03:23:43,320
But the chances are

4683
03:23:44,760 --> 03:23:49,160
So me in the chat there have covert 19 and I just feel so fucking good that I don't

4684
03:23:51,240 --> 03:23:53,640
Have any of you tested today in the chest do you know?

4685
03:23:54,520 --> 03:23:59,080
Just give me just say in the chat neg or pause for the tip

4686
03:24:00,280 --> 03:24:03,080
Now it's negged or paused in the chat

4687
03:24:03,720 --> 03:24:08,840
Let us know and we won't we definitely won't fucking dob you in if you do give us the uh

4688
03:24:09,960 --> 03:24:15,560
A lot of fucking negged and there's a good few there's a few pauses coming in as well

4689
03:24:16,200 --> 03:24:19,000
Niall Flynn completely and utterly positive

4690
03:24:19,720 --> 03:24:21,720
lucas irwin says he's paused

4691
03:24:23,720 --> 03:24:26,280
Lionel Finn said he's working for the deep state

4692
03:24:28,040 --> 03:24:31,960
Robert joseph is paused and us and a crying face emoji

4693
03:24:33,640 --> 03:24:35,640
Negledon

4694
03:24:35,640 --> 03:24:39,800
Says Dan McGrath it's great to hear that joey gainer is positive

4695
03:24:39,800 --> 03:24:40,680
Even though it's not

4696
03:24:41,480 --> 03:24:44,120
Niall Flynn niall Flynn has answered yes

4697
03:24:45,000 --> 03:24:47,480
Neither negative or positive just yes

4698
03:24:49,400 --> 03:24:52,920
Crazy bit of business all together morgan welsh thanks very much for the tip

4699
03:24:53,480 --> 03:24:57,240
swamp arse is a bitch says give my old friend cap e a shout

4700
03:24:57,960 --> 03:25:03,640
He got a dose of the swamp ass while streaming for 18 hours straight look i've been there

4701
03:25:04,360 --> 03:25:09,720
I've been there and it's not nice thanks a shout you're a shower away from freedom

4702
03:25:10,920 --> 03:25:16,920
um and if you're living in the the mediterranean you might have a bd to hand and

4703
03:25:17,640 --> 03:25:23,480
god be with the good old days the b days if you can have that kind of lifestyle thanks for that

4704
03:25:23,480 --> 03:25:28,360
It's just not it's not in our culture or makeup to have a jet of water shooting up your rectum

4705
03:25:28,920 --> 03:25:33,240
But the spanish love us and more power to them if that's what they want to do

4706
03:25:33,880 --> 03:25:39,320
Then fucking fair play maintaining anal hygiene is just the cornerstone of spanish civilization

4707
03:25:39,560 --> 03:25:44,760
They've done it for years they exported that to the fucking new world over in

4708
03:25:45,560 --> 03:25:47,560
south am

4709
03:25:48,280 --> 03:25:52,440
yeah, they brought a lot of fucking smallpox and did a lot of damage over there but

4710
03:25:53,400 --> 03:25:57,880
Arses have never been cleaner in that part of the world since they were fucking

4711
03:25:58,840 --> 03:26:04,040
ravaged by europeans hungry to exploit the resources and and

4712
03:26:04,760 --> 03:26:09,320
People out there. I just i'm over the moon at the moment. I'm just really over the moon

4713
03:26:09,320 --> 03:26:12,920
It's just it feels great to be pure pure negative

4714
03:26:14,280 --> 03:26:21,160
We fucked up that first test. I'm gonna look at it again. Isn't it crazy how that test nothing has come up on that test whatsoever?

4715
03:26:21,400 --> 03:26:24,040
And I put three droplets into that and zilch

4716
03:26:25,240 --> 03:26:30,280
Maybe we tip it upside down. We might get something but then we look at this. There's no denying us

4717
03:26:30,360 --> 03:26:33,960
There's absolutely no denying it francis higgins on a live stream

4718
03:26:34,680 --> 03:26:37,000
Francis Higgins on a live stream is negative

4719
03:26:37,560 --> 03:26:39,560
The proof is in the pudding

4720
03:26:39,560 --> 03:26:45,160
The pudding is in the eating and each and every one of you have had to eat the fucking proof with your eyes

4721
03:26:47,000 --> 03:26:49,000
Hungry eyes

4722
03:26:50,200 --> 03:26:56,040
Well, look at me and it's no surprise. I haven't got it hungry eyes

4723
03:26:58,360 --> 03:27:01,560
Well, look at me and you know the prize

4724
03:27:03,480 --> 03:27:07,720
Great stuff all together and I just want to say thanks very much to everyone

4725
03:27:08,200 --> 03:27:11,480
Um, I hope that you're all feeling well and you've had a nice night

4726
03:27:12,200 --> 03:27:14,040
Open the test kit someone says

4727
03:27:14,920 --> 03:27:21,560
I don't think we're gonna go down that route until the 15 minutes has elapsed then we're gonna crack this baby open and see what the

4728
03:27:21,560 --> 03:27:23,560
Fuck's going on inside it

4729
03:27:23,960 --> 03:27:27,960
Like one of those youtube videos where they show you what's going on when you open up your laptop

4730
03:27:28,040 --> 03:27:31,160
We're gonna do the same but with a sars covet 19 test

4731
03:27:32,120 --> 03:27:35,640
What else do you want to be watching here at half past two on a monday morning?

4732
03:27:36,920 --> 03:27:39,640
Euronews is it sure you know the fucking news

4733
03:27:40,600 --> 03:27:45,960
You've seen this time and time again. Stephen donnelly is right behind me right now

4734
03:27:45,960 --> 03:27:50,680
And he's proud to fucking deliver the fucking vaccine news the news that i've tested negative

4735
03:27:52,360 --> 03:27:52,920
and uh

4736
03:27:53,960 --> 03:27:57,960
Great great work as well from everybody in the fucking test center there

4737
03:27:59,080 --> 03:28:00,920
We love it and the army as well

4738
03:28:01,960 --> 03:28:06,360
Lovely stuff the army are a great bunch of lads they protect us when things kick off

4739
03:28:07,320 --> 03:28:08,760
and they're there to really

4740
03:28:09,480 --> 03:28:11,240
really make sure that we are

4741
03:28:12,280 --> 03:28:16,920
Not gonna fucking rise up against the government as well so big big shout out to you guys

4742
03:28:17,800 --> 03:28:19,480
uh who are a kind of a

4743
03:28:20,040 --> 03:28:24,600
A benign is it benign malignant force that are that they're there

4744
03:28:25,240 --> 03:28:29,080
To in theory to help us but you bet your bottom dollar

4745
03:28:29,720 --> 03:28:33,720
That they will come down on us like a ton of bricks if we fucking

4746
03:28:34,200 --> 03:28:40,200
Ruffle a few feathers as well at the same time. I want to say big big thank you to a barry who says

4747
03:28:40,200 --> 03:28:45,720
I remove heavy soiling and loser debris with toilet paper then buff to a shine with a baby wipe

4748
03:28:47,720 --> 03:28:53,800
My anus is so clean you could eat your dinner off it. Thanks very much for the tip barry and it's a great painting a great picture

4749
03:28:53,800 --> 03:28:55,800
You painted for us there with words

4750
03:28:56,680 --> 03:28:58,680
Lyrically astounding

4751
03:28:59,240 --> 03:29:00,920
Roberto baggio thanks very much

4752
03:29:00,920 --> 03:29:07,800
I've never gotten over missing that penalty in 94 but watching your stream and your negative covet test has helped immensely

4753
03:29:08,280 --> 03:29:11,160
Big shout out from us all in italy

4754
03:29:12,120 --> 03:29:19,000
Thanks so much for that roberto baggio and dale gilmore scottish lad thanks very much for your tip as well

4755
03:29:19,000 --> 03:29:20,840
It's just a crazy bit of business altogether

4756
03:29:21,560 --> 03:29:25,960
A quick look here. How many photographs did they upload for steven donnelly here?

4757
03:29:25,960 --> 03:29:28,200
We know he's a hound for the social media

4758
03:29:29,000 --> 03:29:38,280
So much so that he's actually gone to great lengths to highlight in reports that he hasn't been getting enough love and clout on social media compared to leo vracer

4759
03:29:38,920 --> 03:29:44,120
Who is uh, I think is he still under investigation for for being a criminal? We don't know

4760
03:29:44,920 --> 03:29:51,960
Maybe he isn't maybe he is uh, there are other people who are doing criminal leaks as well apparently in in his party

4761
03:29:51,960 --> 03:29:56,200
We don't know about that's alleged stuff. I'm just kind of saying that off the top of the dome, but I mean

4762
03:29:56,920 --> 03:30:03,640
Don't quote me on that but do believe everything I tell you look at this kind of scenario here. Stephen donnelly with the clasped hands

4763
03:30:03,640 --> 03:30:09,720
Thanks for the tip. Uh, he's he's going around saying well done to everybody who's succumbed

4764
03:30:11,080 --> 03:30:17,320
To a test a covert testing or covert jab and connor. Thanks very much for the tip and tobes as well hope we're getting on well

4765
03:30:17,880 --> 03:30:23,960
Uh, can you get tommy to do a test please good man? Don't worry. He's going to be doing one on his next stream, which I believe could be happening tomorrow

4766
03:30:24,840 --> 03:30:31,160
So stay tuned for that. Um, there could be something going on there. We'll we'll see. We'll see. We'll see great pictures

4767
03:30:31,160 --> 03:30:36,120
I love these pictures so much and it's it's it's even better knowing that I'm negative as well

4768
03:30:37,240 --> 03:30:41,400
Uh, I can look at this with an air of superiority and smugness as well

4769
03:30:41,800 --> 03:30:46,280
Just want to show you the smugness of the face actually before I head on

4770
03:30:50,200 --> 03:30:57,640
This is me now just after doing a covert test testing negative alive on a stream could have gone tits off could have really exploded badly in the face

4771
03:30:59,320 --> 03:31:02,520
But this is the test and this is the smugness

4772
03:31:18,920 --> 03:31:20,920
Do your homework boys

4773
03:31:21,880 --> 03:31:22,760
Do your homework

4774
03:31:24,760 --> 03:31:25,320
One line

4775
03:31:25,320 --> 03:31:25,320
One line

4776
03:31:25,320 --> 03:31:27,320
You know, I'm clean

4777
03:31:28,600 --> 03:31:29,320
You know, I'm clean

4778
03:31:33,480 --> 03:31:38,120
Every day our vaccination program continues to be the most successful in europe

4779
03:31:39,720 --> 03:31:46,440
Part of the reason is the amazing job being done in the vaccination centers every staff member volunteer

4780
03:31:47,000 --> 03:31:50,680
Deserves huge thanks including those in wexford

4781
03:31:56,360 --> 03:31:57,160
Thanks for the tip

4782
03:31:58,760 --> 03:32:04,840
He's doing his crouching tiger moment again there is he something again sitting on a chair steven donnelly thanks very much cork

4783
03:32:05,400 --> 03:32:09,800
Check out blind boys recent podcast with rory heard on housing if you're interested

4784
03:32:10,520 --> 03:32:10,840
Thanks

4785
03:32:11,640 --> 03:32:12,280
uh, I

4786
03:32:13,320 --> 03:32:19,080
Might do a google user just got in I hope you're all right can't believe I missed your stream

4787
03:32:19,320 --> 03:32:21,320
I hope you get well soon question mark

4788
03:32:21,880 --> 03:32:25,400
Thanks for the thanks for the entertainment hope you don't suffer much

4789
03:32:26,040 --> 03:32:30,520
Will the stream be up when they're with with the rest of course it will of course it will

4790
03:32:31,320 --> 03:32:36,280
I'm fully negative you've only just come in the house. You've only just switched on the fucking phone

4791
03:32:37,080 --> 03:32:39,240
Or screen or whatever device you're watching on

4792
03:32:40,040 --> 03:32:42,280
You know that i'm clean as a whistle

4793
03:32:43,240 --> 03:32:46,600
I'm gonna fucking go out there tomorrow and give it both barrels

4794
03:32:47,640 --> 03:32:49,480
And I believe tommy sluggers as well

4795
03:32:50,520 --> 03:32:55,560
He might have the uh the channel tomorrow. I don't think I will but i'll be out there playing anyway

4796
03:32:56,760 --> 03:33:00,440
Playing my part for society for the country

4797
03:33:01,160 --> 03:33:05,400
Because in times of hardship like this when we're coming out of the fucking woodland

4798
03:33:05,800 --> 03:33:10,360
You need someone to to be the vanguard to be the leader to be the vibe guard

4799
03:33:11,720 --> 03:33:17,960
a man who's as clean and as negative as a whistle as you've ever ever ever ever wanted him to be a

4800
03:33:18,840 --> 03:33:20,360
streamer a

4801
03:33:20,360 --> 03:33:22,360
video creator a

4802
03:33:22,680 --> 03:33:29,160
Man who can just really put the cat amongst the pigeons when the push comes to shove when the shove comes to push

4803
03:33:29,640 --> 03:33:33,240
And when it comes time to really fucking kick the shit out of a pigeon

4804
03:33:33,800 --> 03:33:36,280
You know that you're never going to be let down here

4805
03:33:37,320 --> 03:33:41,320
The one thing I do want to raise is and I want hopefully stephen donnelly

4806
03:33:41,320 --> 03:33:45,880
If you're watching and if you're crouching down in the gaff watching this on your mobile phone stream

4807
03:33:48,120 --> 03:33:52,040
I want you to think long and hard about ireland's pigeon diaspora

4808
03:33:53,560 --> 03:33:59,720
I want you to think about whether or not it's worth considering opening up vaccine centers not just for the children

4809
03:34:01,080 --> 03:34:07,800
But for ireland's pigeon population too including those that have spread their wings and flew to greater pastures new and green

4810
03:34:08,680 --> 03:34:13,640
The diaspora the disease ridden pigeons of inner city dublin as well

4811
03:34:15,320 --> 03:34:23,240
Each and every one of those guys including the fucking seagulls who are getting cheekier by the day could potentially have a fucking strain of coven

4812
03:34:23,240 --> 03:34:27,000
Mutation inside them just waiting to pounce on the human

4813
03:34:28,520 --> 03:34:30,520
That it steals the chip off

4814
03:34:33,000 --> 03:34:36,040
Steven donnelly put your money where your fucking mouth is

4815
03:34:38,360 --> 03:34:42,040
Bring out the vaccinations for the pigeons

4816
03:34:43,400 --> 03:34:47,640
Get these birds rigged up and ready to be tested jab them

4817
03:34:49,320 --> 03:34:55,080
Snare them in a net put them in a cage bring them into the fucking convention center and and fill them full of

4818
03:34:56,120 --> 03:34:59,240
Of Janssen Johnson Johnson Johnson

4819
03:35:01,640 --> 03:35:03,400
Pfizer Astra

4820
03:35:03,960 --> 03:35:06,920
Or whatever else jab you can get your fucking hands on

4821
03:35:08,440 --> 03:35:09,800
I'm not doing this for a laugh

4822
03:35:10,600 --> 03:35:13,560
I'm not doing it for anything other than prestige

4823
03:35:15,640 --> 03:35:16,520
You want the proof?

4824
03:35:16,520 --> 03:35:18,760
There's your fucking proof

4825
03:35:20,200 --> 03:35:21,320
Stick that up your ass

4826
03:35:22,600 --> 03:35:23,560
COVID negative

4827
03:35:24,520 --> 03:35:25,800
Was it ever in any doubt?

4828
03:35:27,080 --> 03:35:27,320
No

4829
03:35:28,040 --> 03:35:28,840
Not once

4830
03:35:28,840 --> 03:35:33,640
Maybe actually when we did the first test it didn't show up any lines I was a bit worried but

4831
03:35:34,520 --> 03:35:34,840
Never

4832
03:35:36,200 --> 03:35:37,080
All we need now

4833
03:35:39,080 --> 03:35:42,520
Is for you to put your money where your mouth is Steve

4834
03:35:46,840 --> 03:35:52,440
And get the fucking COVID shifted out of this country because it's sickening it's

4835
03:35:53,080 --> 03:36:03,080
fucking sick

4836
03:36:03,080 --> 03:36:05,080
*door opens*

4837
03:36:05,080 --> 03:36:07,080
*door opens*

4838
03:36:07,080 --> 03:36:09,080
*thud*

4839
03:36:09,080 --> 03:36:10,080
*thud*

4840
03:36:10,080 --> 03:36:10,580
*thud*

4841
03:36:10,580 --> 03:36:11,580
*thud*

4842
03:36:11,580 --> 03:36:12,580
*thud*

4843
03:36:12,580 --> 03:36:13,580
*thud*

4844
03:36:13,580 --> 03:36:14,580
*thud*

4845
03:36:14,580 --> 03:36:44,560
I'm sorry.

4846
03:36:44,560 --> 03:36:46,560
I'm sorry.

4847
03:36:56,700 --> 03:36:58,540
Shit, there's a buzz in there now, is there?

4848
03:37:01,780 --> 03:37:04,300
Oh, it's just the drone. I thought I'd fucked up the mic.

4849
03:37:06,840 --> 03:37:07,280
Steve!

4850
03:37:10,100 --> 03:37:10,580
Donnelly!

4851
03:37:13,480 --> 03:37:14,840
How you doing, big man?

4852
03:37:16,340 --> 03:37:17,460
Francis Higgins here.

4853
03:37:18,080 --> 03:37:21,680
I'm on your Twitter, and I'm doing live antigen tests.

4854
03:37:23,480 --> 03:37:26,860
You think you had it solved, Steve? You don't and you didn't.

4855
03:37:29,140 --> 03:37:32,180
When are you going to come around to my side of town, Steve?

4856
03:37:32,460 --> 03:37:34,420
I've got a few propositions for you.

4857
03:37:34,480 --> 03:37:34,840
Yeah.

4858
03:37:38,520 --> 03:37:41,880
You're a big man going around the vaccination center, Steve.

4859
03:37:44,880 --> 03:37:50,360
But do you dare show your face around the middle of town where all the pigeons flock?

4860
03:37:51,780 --> 03:37:56,100
Do you dare show your face around the keys?

4861
03:37:56,460 --> 03:37:57,240
Eden Key.

4862
03:37:59,240 --> 03:38:01,680
O'Connell Bridge on O'Connell Street.

4863
03:38:04,140 --> 03:38:06,260
I dare not even go out there myself.

4864
03:38:07,620 --> 03:38:09,320
I dare not even step out there.

4865
03:38:10,480 --> 03:38:13,100
And it's not just for the pigeons or the fucking seagulls either.

4866
03:38:14,400 --> 03:38:15,920
But I want to ask you something.

4867
03:38:16,460 --> 03:38:17,300
Do you have it in you?

4868
03:38:18,620 --> 03:38:21,500
You were elected minister for health.

4869
03:38:22,420 --> 03:38:23,500
Under what mandate?

4870
03:38:24,840 --> 03:38:25,760
We don't know.

4871
03:38:26,380 --> 03:38:30,980
But do you have it in you to really transform the playing field?

4872
03:38:31,220 --> 03:38:33,280
Ireland has overtaken all the other countries.

4873
03:38:33,640 --> 03:38:34,940
We've vaccinated everyone.

4874
03:38:35,840 --> 03:38:37,300
We're as clean as a whistle here.

4875
03:38:38,000 --> 03:38:42,340
I think it's time for you to raise and change the game, Steve.

4876
03:38:43,660 --> 03:38:44,940
Change the game.

4877
03:38:47,120 --> 03:38:50,000
Testing humans and vaccinating humans is over.

4878
03:38:50,980 --> 03:38:55,000
2021 is all about the pigeons and the seagulls.

4879
03:39:02,000 --> 03:39:02,960
Pat the vax.

4880
03:39:03,140 --> 03:39:03,900
Thanks very much.

4881
03:39:03,980 --> 03:39:04,920
Your tea's on the table.

4882
03:39:05,040 --> 03:39:05,780
Thanks very much.

4883
03:39:05,780 --> 03:39:25,740
I don't know what to say, guys.

4884
03:39:28,680 --> 03:39:31,960
It's been a real, real evening of pain.

4885
03:39:31,960 --> 03:39:48,260
Sooner Ireland's vaccination program reaches complete 100% vax immunity from the disease that is known around the globe as COVID-19.

4886
03:39:49,020 --> 03:39:59,680
Then and only then can we begin to thrive again as a nation, as a human, as a people, and as a subset.

4887
03:39:59,680 --> 03:40:12,860
So, man, for the photo ops.

4888
03:40:13,920 --> 03:40:15,040
He doesn't stop.

4889
03:40:15,260 --> 03:40:17,300
If there's an op, he doesn't stop.

4890
03:40:18,660 --> 03:40:21,560
I've never seen so many photographs of a minister.

4891
03:40:21,780 --> 03:40:22,460
Thanks for the tip.

4892
03:40:22,740 --> 03:40:23,680
Looking so...

4893
03:40:27,680 --> 03:40:28,920
So blah.

4894
03:40:28,920 --> 03:40:34,400
As I've seen here, vaccination program expanded to the 12 to 15 year olds.

4895
03:40:37,580 --> 03:40:40,820
Yesterday's old news is tomorrow's fish and chip paper, Steve.

4896
03:40:41,880 --> 03:40:44,660
It's time you started to fucking buck the ideas up.

4897
03:40:45,620 --> 03:40:50,620
There's a rake of pigeons and crows and seagulls out there that you need to start getting into.

4898
03:40:51,420 --> 03:40:52,060
Needling them.

4899
03:40:58,060 --> 03:40:58,980
Thanks for the tip.

4900
03:40:58,980 --> 03:40:59,020
Thanks for the tip.

4901
03:41:00,680 --> 03:41:01,640
Sorry about that.

4902
03:41:02,360 --> 03:41:04,000
Kevin Collins, thank you very much.

4903
03:41:04,180 --> 03:41:05,160
And DPRA.

4904
03:41:05,340 --> 03:41:08,840
Don't forget the crows are riddled with COVID-19 as well.

4905
03:41:09,600 --> 03:41:11,360
That's what I'm fucking saying, DP.

4906
03:41:11,500 --> 03:41:12,140
That's what I'm saying.

4907
03:41:14,120 --> 03:41:16,120
People are saying squirrels now as well.

4908
03:41:16,200 --> 03:41:24,400
There's a whole host of mammalian livestock out there that need to get fucking jabbed with a needle.

4909
03:41:24,780 --> 03:41:26,100
Whether in their deltoids.

4910
03:41:26,280 --> 03:41:28,300
If they have deltoids, I'm not sure.

4911
03:41:28,400 --> 03:41:29,500
What does a pigeon have?

4912
03:41:29,860 --> 03:41:31,040
Does it have deltoids?

4913
03:41:31,420 --> 03:41:32,660
It probably has wingoids.

4914
03:41:33,340 --> 03:41:34,540
Or just an arse.

4915
03:41:35,180 --> 03:41:37,280
If there's a way of just administering the vaccine.

4916
03:41:37,280 --> 03:41:42,020
Or feeding pellets or chips that have been laced with mRNA.

4917
03:41:42,900 --> 03:41:43,920
Then so be it.

4918
03:41:49,920 --> 03:41:52,460
Okay, that's that done there anyway.

4919
03:41:58,840 --> 03:41:59,580
That's that done.

4920
03:41:59,640 --> 03:42:06,520
We'll watch a bit more fucking Shiffey there and then just see how far we get on because it could be a bit fucking sad.

4921
03:42:06,640 --> 03:42:07,820
Energy sapping, can it?

4922
03:42:08,220 --> 03:42:12,680
The artwork then gets digitized and transferred into a computer.

4923
03:42:13,140 --> 03:42:15,840
The game then gets tested on a rewritable game cartridge.

4924
03:42:16,360 --> 03:42:18,660
And here's where it all ends up on your PC screen.

4925
03:42:19,000 --> 03:42:21,700
A hot new game with great graphics, animation and sound.

4926
03:42:21,700 --> 03:42:21,840
Been there.

4927
03:42:22,080 --> 03:42:22,680
Now what makes...

4928
03:42:22,680 --> 03:42:23,180
Done that.

4929
03:42:23,540 --> 03:42:24,000
Seen it.

4930
03:42:24,180 --> 03:42:24,960
Bought the t-shirt.

4931
03:42:26,540 --> 03:42:28,580
We've already been on this computer.

4932
03:42:28,760 --> 03:42:29,920
Greatest computer games.

4933
03:42:34,200 --> 03:42:35,980
I think we watched that one ages ago.

4934
03:42:35,980 --> 03:42:40,020
And I don't mind touching the face.

4935
03:42:40,120 --> 03:42:42,980
I know I'm completely COVID-19 free.

4936
03:42:44,760 --> 03:42:45,920
It feels fucking brilliant.

4937
03:42:47,920 --> 03:42:49,040
It feels fantastic.

4938
03:42:49,220 --> 03:42:49,340
Yeah.

4939
03:42:49,800 --> 03:42:50,060
Yeah.

4940
03:42:51,100 --> 03:42:51,360
Yeah.

4941
03:42:52,120 --> 03:42:53,700
I was touch and go there for a while.

4942
03:42:53,960 --> 03:42:54,500
Touch and go.

4943
03:42:54,580 --> 03:42:55,460
But we got there in the end.

4944
03:42:56,740 --> 03:43:03,820
There's nothing more fantastic than just drinking a few cans.

4945
03:43:04,200 --> 03:43:05,960
Doing a couple of fucking COVID tests.

4946
03:43:05,960 --> 03:43:07,820
Getting a little bit merry.

4947
03:43:08,100 --> 03:43:09,040
A little bit tipsy.

4948
03:43:09,460 --> 03:43:10,680
And just fucking saying yeah.

4949
03:43:11,440 --> 03:43:12,580
Pure negative, man.

4950
03:43:14,620 --> 03:43:15,700
Pure fucking negative.

4951
03:43:17,700 --> 03:43:30,620
The webcamschat.com chatbot there in the chat.

4952
03:43:31,340 --> 03:43:32,620
Just ignore them, people.

4953
03:43:32,720 --> 03:43:34,600
It's probably just a script someone has made.

4954
03:43:34,660 --> 03:43:40,360
Someone who's just jealous has made a script to come and entice you into going to their sex website.

4955
03:43:41,180 --> 03:43:42,920
Don't believe a word they say.

4956
03:43:42,920 --> 03:43:42,940
Don't believe a word they say.

4957
03:43:44,040 --> 03:43:45,060
And look at that.

4958
03:43:45,260 --> 03:43:48,000
Quib has already fucking taken the initiative.

4959
03:43:48,140 --> 03:43:48,920
Thank you very much.

4960
03:43:50,320 --> 03:43:51,520
Thank you very much, Quib.

4961
03:43:54,800 --> 03:43:59,000
I think at this moment in time we need to part ways.

4962
03:43:59,140 --> 03:44:00,460
It's fucking 10 to 3.

4963
03:44:03,460 --> 03:44:04,300
It's 10 to 3.

4964
03:44:04,680 --> 03:44:04,800
And I...

4965
03:44:06,080 --> 03:44:07,800
I'm fully negative.

4966
03:44:07,980 --> 03:44:09,200
I am ready to go to bed.

4967
03:44:10,680 --> 03:44:12,660
Let me put that music on again.

4968
03:44:13,280 --> 03:44:15,040
Maybe something a little bit more upbeat.

4969
03:44:23,160 --> 03:44:23,880
There we go.

4970
03:44:25,940 --> 03:44:27,860
Well, it's been an amazing night.

4971
03:44:28,100 --> 03:44:28,700
We've done it.

4972
03:44:29,120 --> 03:44:30,260
We got there in the end.

4973
03:44:30,460 --> 03:44:31,900
A lot of you said it couldn't happen.

4974
03:44:32,080 --> 03:44:32,780
It did happen.

4975
03:44:32,900 --> 03:44:33,680
And you witnessed it.

4976
03:44:33,740 --> 03:44:36,180
You were there at the fucking very beginning to witness it as well.

4977
03:44:36,500 --> 03:44:37,040
What happened?

4978
03:44:37,180 --> 03:44:38,360
I gotta tell you what happened.

4979
03:44:38,840 --> 03:44:39,700
COVID-19.

4980
03:44:40,260 --> 03:44:40,940
Didn't happen.

4981
03:44:41,780 --> 03:44:43,680
I'm free from the clutches of evil.

4982
03:44:44,020 --> 03:44:46,520
You know that me as a streamer is someone who's clean.

4983
03:44:46,720 --> 03:44:50,020
And can continue the stream right until the bitter end.

4984
03:44:50,980 --> 03:44:53,280
Whether that means watching me play a video game.

4985
03:44:53,760 --> 03:44:56,240
Watching me watch a video on YouTube.

4986
03:44:56,840 --> 03:44:58,320
About weird families.

4987
03:44:58,860 --> 03:45:00,040
Or even...

4988
03:45:00,040 --> 03:45:00,780
Stuart Shaffey.

4989
03:45:01,200 --> 03:45:02,820
You know that I'm as clean as a whistle.

4990
03:45:03,060 --> 03:45:04,920
And I'm a safe, safe channel.

4991
03:45:05,020 --> 03:45:07,080
You're not gonna get COVID from watching this channel.

4992
03:45:09,080 --> 03:45:10,020
Crazy bit of business.

4993
03:45:10,660 --> 03:45:13,420
I wanna say thank you very much to...

4994
03:45:13,420 --> 03:45:13,900
Uh...

4995
03:45:13,900 --> 03:45:14,260
Lidl.

4996
03:45:14,600 --> 03:45:17,340
For providing me with everything I needed to...

4997
03:45:17,340 --> 03:45:18,580
To go on this...

4998
03:45:18,580 --> 03:45:20,200
This journey with you as well.

4999
03:45:20,200 --> 03:45:21,740
Um...

5000
03:45:21,740 --> 03:45:22,720
Actually, do you know what I was...

5001
03:45:22,720 --> 03:45:24,020
Wanted to watch there the other day?

5002
03:45:24,080 --> 03:45:24,340
There's...

5003
03:45:24,340 --> 03:45:26,560
These documentaries about Woodstock 99.

5004
03:45:26,900 --> 03:45:29,680
But I remember Woodstock 99 being on...

5005
03:45:29,680 --> 03:45:30,400
Network 2.

5006
03:45:30,480 --> 03:45:32,040
It was syndicated around the world.

5007
03:45:33,500 --> 03:45:34,460
And, uh...

5008
03:45:34,460 --> 03:45:35,980
At 3 in the afternoon...

5009
03:45:35,980 --> 03:45:37,620
You could watch it.

5010
03:45:37,720 --> 03:45:39,040
And there was like, uh...

5011
03:45:39,040 --> 03:45:39,420
There was...

5012
03:45:39,420 --> 03:45:40,220
There was people...

5013
03:45:40,220 --> 03:45:40,740
Fucking...

5014
03:45:40,740 --> 03:45:41,940
Getting naked and stuff.

5015
03:45:42,040 --> 03:45:42,340
And you...

5016
03:45:42,340 --> 03:45:42,980
It was like...

5017
03:45:42,980 --> 03:45:43,480
This is...

5018
03:45:43,480 --> 03:45:45,180
The den hasn't even been on yet.

5019
03:45:45,180 --> 03:45:46,420
And they're showing this.

5020
03:45:46,760 --> 03:45:47,860
It's a crazy bit of business.

5021
03:45:48,580 --> 03:45:50,120
Apparently there's two documentaries...

5022
03:45:50,120 --> 03:45:51,580
About it out now as well.

5023
03:45:52,180 --> 03:45:53,740
But you can probably just watch...

5024
03:45:53,740 --> 03:45:54,580
Clips of it as well.

5025
03:45:54,700 --> 03:45:55,660
And, uh...

5026
03:45:55,660 --> 03:45:56,300
These fuckers.

5027
03:45:56,420 --> 03:45:57,040
Kid Rock.

5028
03:45:57,280 --> 03:45:58,120
It's the first time I'd ever...

5029
03:45:58,120 --> 03:45:59,340
Uh...

5030
03:45:59,340 --> 03:46:01,120
Found out about Kid Rock was on, uh...

5031
03:46:01,120 --> 03:46:02,800
Woodstock 99.

5032
03:46:03,380 --> 03:46:05,320
Might be worth a watch just for a laugh.

5033
03:46:07,720 --> 03:46:08,280
Uh...

5034
03:46:08,280 --> 03:46:09,460
Because at one point...

5035
03:46:09,460 --> 03:46:09,720
Uh...

5036
03:46:09,720 --> 03:46:10,660
Kid Rock...

5037
03:46:10,660 --> 03:46:13,660
Makes a political statement during it as well...

5038
03:46:13,660 --> 03:46:13,980
About Bill...

5039
03:46:13,980 --> 03:46:14,720
Woodstock!

5040
03:46:14,900 --> 03:46:15,160
Date!

5041
03:46:15,160 --> 03:46:17,400
About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

5042
03:46:17,720 --> 03:46:18,640
Two!

5043
03:46:18,640 --> 03:46:18,700
Two!

5044
03:46:24,260 --> 03:46:26,940
I'm glad to see this guy over here...

5045
03:46:26,940 --> 03:46:29,040
Brought his date for the pay-per-view.

5046
03:46:29,840 --> 03:46:32,600
A lot of sex going on with Plastic Woman over here.

5047
03:46:35,280 --> 03:46:36,740
A local guy...

5048
03:46:36,740 --> 03:46:38,520
A local guy who is made good.

5049
03:46:39,180 --> 03:46:40,960
A native of Frankfort, New York.

5050
03:46:41,280 --> 03:46:43,820
He's from the Emmy Award TV show...

5051
03:46:43,820 --> 03:46:44,460
Frasier.

5052
03:46:44,940 --> 03:46:47,060
Say hello to Paul Cusimano.

5053
03:46:48,240 --> 03:46:48,680
Cusimano!

5054
03:46:49,600 --> 03:46:50,860
Make good Frasier.

5055
03:46:52,180 --> 03:46:52,540
Hey!

5056
03:46:53,580 --> 03:46:55,280
Fucking guys on a rock, man!

5057
03:46:55,680 --> 03:46:56,920
Who the fuck's this lad?

5058
03:46:59,980 --> 03:47:01,920
They're booing him!

5059
03:47:02,720 --> 03:47:04,180
All I can hear is...

5060
03:47:04,180 --> 03:47:04,520
Hey!

5061
03:47:05,000 --> 03:47:06,720
Fucking guys on a rock, man!

5062
03:47:07,080 --> 03:47:08,380
And then all I can hear is...

5063
03:47:08,380 --> 03:47:08,820
Boo!

5064
03:47:08,820 --> 03:47:14,240
Oh, come on!

5065
03:47:15,440 --> 03:47:17,100
Fucking guys on a rock, man!

5066
03:47:17,320 --> 03:47:17,700
Angel!

5067
03:47:19,280 --> 03:47:19,760
Hey!

5068
03:47:20,880 --> 03:47:22,540
Fucking guys on a rock, man!

5069
03:47:29,160 --> 03:47:29,920
Oh, come on!

5070
03:47:29,940 --> 03:47:30,940
You're making me proud, man!

5071
03:47:32,020 --> 03:47:33,160
All right, you want a rock?

5072
03:47:34,780 --> 03:47:35,380
All right!

5073
03:47:36,760 --> 03:47:37,640
Thanks for the tip.

5074
03:47:37,820 --> 03:47:38,940
Get ready, give it up, man!

5075
03:47:39,700 --> 03:47:40,100
Detroit!

5076
03:47:41,540 --> 03:47:43,180
Jackie, thank you very much for the tip.

5077
03:47:43,360 --> 03:47:44,660
Rockers in business today.

5078
03:47:46,560 --> 03:47:48,040
The devil is out of cause.

5079
03:47:48,520 --> 03:47:49,160
Kid Rock!

5080
03:47:49,160 --> 03:47:49,260
Kid Rock!

5081
03:48:06,320 --> 03:48:07,880
Brain full content.

5082
03:48:07,880 --> 03:48:10,740
What sort of sleep schedule is this?

5083
03:48:12,860 --> 03:48:17,460
Bank holiday Monday fucking COVID-19 negative sleep schedule.

5084
03:48:18,040 --> 03:48:18,960
Fourth can.

5085
03:48:19,160 --> 03:48:19,940
Final can.

5086
03:48:20,140 --> 03:48:21,680
That's the fucking schedule we're on here.

5087
03:48:21,960 --> 03:48:22,760
And you're watching it.

5088
03:48:23,040 --> 03:48:23,780
And for all I know,

5089
03:48:24,540 --> 03:48:26,340
you're probably COVID positive.

5090
03:48:26,740 --> 03:48:28,740
You're probably out there just tuning in.

5091
03:48:29,000 --> 03:48:31,620
And you're jealous because I've done this test.

5092
03:48:31,620 --> 03:48:33,660
And you'd love to have this.

5093
03:48:34,360 --> 03:48:35,720
You would love to have that.

5094
03:48:36,680 --> 03:48:37,580
But you don't.

5095
03:48:40,340 --> 03:48:45,960
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck.

5096
03:48:46,880 --> 03:48:53,540
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F word.

5097
03:48:54,300 --> 03:48:56,220
It's the one magical word.

5098
03:48:56,220 --> 03:49:01,060
Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.

5099
03:49:01,720 --> 03:49:08,580
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word flicken, which means to strike.

5100
03:49:09,340 --> 03:49:12,740
In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.

5101
03:49:13,420 --> 03:49:15,380
As a transitive verb, for instance.

5102
03:49:15,980 --> 03:49:17,140
John fucked Shirley.

5103
03:49:18,080 --> 03:49:19,640
As an intransitive verb.

5104
03:49:19,980 --> 03:49:20,240
Shirley.

5105
03:49:20,400 --> 03:49:23,420
I can't be fucking bothered listening to all that rubbish.

5106
03:49:23,980 --> 03:49:25,540
But I want to see some of the bits.

5107
03:49:25,660 --> 03:49:29,280
I remember he used to have the little fella around with him who came on.

5108
03:49:29,280 --> 03:49:38,800
And I wasn't sure whether or not it was a child who'd been, you know, through the wars or through the fucking bad times.

5109
03:49:38,860 --> 03:49:40,480
Or was it a fully grown man?

5110
03:49:40,720 --> 03:49:42,720
But I think they used to get him tanked up as well.

5111
03:49:43,600 --> 03:49:44,320
It was weird.

5112
03:49:45,360 --> 03:49:46,780
A weird time to be alive.

5113
03:49:50,320 --> 03:49:51,000
There he is.

5114
03:49:51,060 --> 03:49:51,500
There he is.

5115
03:49:51,540 --> 03:49:51,900
There he is.

5116
03:49:51,900 --> 03:49:54,280
I'm small as ass.

5117
03:49:54,520 --> 03:49:56,420
There he is.

5118
03:49:56,500 --> 03:49:58,000
I'm small as ass, he says.

5119
03:49:58,480 --> 03:49:58,960
Have a look.

5120
03:49:58,960 --> 03:50:02,480
Three feet high.

5121
03:50:02,760 --> 03:50:03,720
Ready to get fly.

5122
03:50:04,020 --> 03:50:05,980
Give it up for Joey C.

5123
03:50:08,480 --> 03:50:10,580
I can tell you all he's in the sea.

5124
03:50:10,780 --> 03:50:11,840
I can be sexy.

5125
03:50:12,080 --> 03:50:13,020
I got fame.

5126
03:50:13,200 --> 03:50:15,000
I'm a freak.

5127
03:50:15,080 --> 03:50:16,320
I'll call me sick.

5128
03:50:19,120 --> 03:50:20,100
Hey, he's back.

5129
03:50:20,400 --> 03:50:20,880
Crazy.

5130
03:50:21,540 --> 03:50:24,020
Sipping through crime like a bump through nine.

5131
03:50:24,340 --> 03:50:25,080
It's my time.

5132
03:50:25,200 --> 03:50:26,480
I'm about to shine like leg.

5133
03:50:26,700 --> 03:50:27,780
You're all this piss.

5134
03:50:27,920 --> 03:50:28,940
I'm small as ass.

5135
03:50:28,940 --> 03:50:30,480
Watch me past.

5136
03:50:30,640 --> 03:50:31,680
Smoke some ass.

5137
03:50:31,960 --> 03:50:32,940
I'm freaking fast.

5138
03:50:33,140 --> 03:50:34,060
I'm freaking fast.

5139
03:50:34,060 --> 03:50:35,960
Where are this young fellow's parents?

5140
03:50:38,640 --> 03:50:39,220
Do you know?

5141
03:50:42,400 --> 03:50:45,300
He must have been in fifth class or sixth class.

5142
03:50:45,520 --> 03:50:50,020
You know, I don't believe this should be the life he should be leading.

5143
03:50:50,020 --> 03:51:19,060
We got a hot ass voice like every level. I'm fucking down with the devil. Say we like to party, rock the party. We like to party, rock the party. We like to party, rock the party. You like to party, rock the party. You like to party, rock the party. You like to party, rock the party. Devil without a cause. I'm done with platinum. Yo.

5144
03:51:19,060 --> 03:51:29,220
Make some fucking noise. Crazy bit of business all together, isn't it?

5145
03:51:29,220 --> 03:51:44,520
Everybody, everybody, just throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care. If you're ready to rock with the kid tonight, say all right. All right. Thank you.

5146
03:51:46,520 --> 03:51:56,140
Wow, kid rock. Fucking amazing, man. Probably the best band in the world ever existed. And there's a lot of people out there that don't even know about them still.

5147
03:51:58,480 --> 03:52:02,940
I kind of like that though because if you know, you know, you know.

5148
03:52:02,940 --> 03:52:30,140
As I recall, there was a part in the gig where he just said, I want you all to fucking throw shite at the stage.

5149
03:52:30,140 --> 03:52:34,340
And then it all went mental then. Like people throwing all sorts.

5150
03:52:36,220 --> 03:52:38,360
It was dangerous. It was like a war zone.

5151
03:52:38,360 --> 03:52:56,840
like we're gonna start this one off southern style y'all i want to send this one out

5152
03:52:56,840 --> 03:53:07,460
wow look at that piece of equipment he has there that is a super that's a high eight

5153
03:53:07,460 --> 03:53:15,420
video camera you've got it attached to it no matter that's a power ac adapter lead or is that

5154
03:53:15,420 --> 03:53:21,900
a video out but it's definitely a a high eight video camcorder

5155
03:53:21,900 --> 03:53:27,600
probably pay a lot of money for those kind of jobs now because they're not made anymore

5156
03:53:27,600 --> 03:53:38,720
just want to get to the bit where they're throwing loads of stuff on stage i think it's right at the

5157
03:53:38,720 --> 03:53:46,840
end and then we can oh here we yeah here we are here we are here we are

5158
03:53:46,840 --> 03:53:56,660
i still think the little child's parents should have been there just to oversee the situation at

5159
03:53:56,660 --> 03:54:02,060
hand because they would have been able to go yeah fair enough it's just you know it's a bit of banter

5160
03:54:02,060 --> 03:54:08,440
it's a bit of a laugh but it is a child at the end of the day you know and uh i actually feel a little

5161
03:54:08,440 --> 03:54:16,760
bit ashamed of these guys the adults roping the child into it because sure he didn't know any better

5162
03:54:16,760 --> 03:54:18,120
like you know it's exploitative

5163
03:54:18,120 --> 03:54:43,640
now when we kick this beat in for the last time

5164
03:54:43,640 --> 03:54:53,000
i want to see every possible thing flying through the fucking air but nothing that can hurt each other

5165
03:54:53,000 --> 03:54:58,920
these plastic bottles let's have some fucking fun y'all are you ready let's get it going you

5166
03:54:58,920 --> 03:55:00,920
oh shit

5167
03:55:00,920 --> 03:55:13,620
ah fucking great crack like mental crack imagine being at that now you'd be right out the gap because it'd be

5168
03:55:13,620 --> 03:55:43,600
be so dodgy with covid it looks like the best fucking time in the world

5169
03:55:43,600 --> 03:55:52,500
what did that say on his shirt there i'm not a fucking kid or something is it oh i'm not a fucking

5170
03:55:52,500 --> 03:55:57,260
midget right but i'm saying yeah yeah he isn't he's a it's not a child

5171
03:55:57,260 --> 03:56:02,600
national school

5172
03:56:02,600 --> 03:56:24,180
look look look iconic as it was you know doing the whole bottle thing and all that

5173
03:56:24,180 --> 03:56:26,280
At the end of the day

5174
03:56:26,280 --> 03:56:27,400
You've had your fun

5175
03:56:27,400 --> 03:56:28,620
You've paid a lot of money

5176
03:56:28,620 --> 03:56:31,160
You've charged a lot of people money for tickets

5177
03:56:31,160 --> 03:56:34,120
But it's out and out child abuse

5178
03:56:34,120 --> 03:56:36,240
For what?

5179
03:56:36,680 --> 03:56:37,500
For a few people

5180
03:56:37,500 --> 03:56:39,540
For the peanut gallery to laugh at

5181
03:56:39,540 --> 03:56:42,580
Fucking disgusting

5182
03:56:42,580 --> 03:56:44,920
Fucking disgusting littering as well

5183
03:56:44,920 --> 03:56:47,940
COVID negative guys

5184
03:56:47,940 --> 03:56:49,800
If you've just joined us

5185
03:56:49,800 --> 03:56:51,120
I'm COVID negative

5186
03:56:51,120 --> 03:56:52,360
I took the test

5187
03:56:52,360 --> 03:56:56,180
And it's pure as the driven snow

5188
03:56:56,180 --> 03:57:06,740
Don't know about that there

5189
03:57:06,740 --> 03:57:08,640
Live concert streaming

5190
03:57:08,640 --> 03:57:12,900
And then

5191
03:57:12,900 --> 03:57:14,200
And then you had

5192
03:57:14,200 --> 03:57:14,940
Oh look at this

5193
03:57:14,940 --> 03:57:16,300
A shit mobile game

5194
03:57:16,300 --> 03:57:21,500
Get to the top of the pyramid is it?

5195
03:57:21,500 --> 03:57:41,140
Oh my god

5196
03:57:41,140 --> 03:57:43,860
Can you imagine

5197
03:57:43,860 --> 03:57:45,960
Spending your fucking days on that?

5198
03:57:54,040 --> 03:57:55,080
And that's gone

5199
03:57:55,080 --> 03:57:57,820
Holy smokes

5200
03:57:57,820 --> 03:58:01,120
And this was the Limp Bizkit boys

5201
03:58:01,120 --> 03:58:02,220
Now they came on

5202
03:58:02,220 --> 03:58:03,260
And they

5203
03:58:03,260 --> 03:58:04,960
Brought the house down

5204
03:58:04,960 --> 03:58:06,920
A crazy band

5205
03:58:06,920 --> 03:58:06,940
A crazy band

5206
03:58:06,940 --> 03:58:08,000
A great band

5207
03:58:08,000 --> 03:58:08,740
Again

5208
03:58:08,740 --> 03:58:13,080
I'd say probably the best band that ever was

5209
03:58:13,080 --> 03:58:14,640
And they get a lot of

5210
03:58:14,640 --> 03:58:15,900
They get a lot of shtick

5211
03:58:15,900 --> 03:58:17,560
But they were great

5212
03:58:17,560 --> 03:58:18,540
They were fantastic

5213
03:58:18,540 --> 03:58:21,800
Look at the respect that they had for the audience

5214
03:58:21,800 --> 03:58:28,160
There aren't enough artists that go on to the fucking stage

5215
03:58:28,160 --> 03:58:29,380
And just

5216
03:58:29,380 --> 03:58:34,020
To the people that have come to see

5217
03:58:34,020 --> 03:58:35,540
They have paid money to come and see them

5218
03:58:35,540 --> 03:58:40,460
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5219
03:58:40,460 --> 03:58:42,460
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5220
03:58:42,460 --> 03:58:44,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5221
03:58:44,260 --> 03:58:46,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5222
03:58:46,260 --> 03:58:47,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5223
03:58:47,260 --> 03:58:48,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5224
03:58:48,260 --> 03:58:49,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5225
03:58:49,260 --> 03:58:50,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5226
03:58:50,260 --> 03:58:51,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5227
03:58:51,260 --> 03:58:52,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5228
03:58:52,260 --> 03:58:53,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5229
03:58:53,260 --> 03:58:54,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5230
03:58:54,260 --> 03:58:55,260
And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage

5231
03:58:55,260 --> 03:58:56,300
From the front to the back

5232
03:58:56,300 --> 03:58:57,620
Like this

5233
03:58:57,620 --> 03:59:02,340
Just like this

5234
03:59:02,340 --> 03:59:04,620
Now everybody

5235
03:59:04,620 --> 03:59:05,520
Get up

5236
03:59:05,520 --> 03:59:17,200
Temporarily blocked

5237
03:59:17,200 --> 03:59:19,120
Okay we're temporarily blocked

5238
03:59:19,120 --> 03:59:23,720
Da da da da da da

5239
03:59:23,720 --> 03:59:25,100
Bom bom

5240
03:59:25,100 --> 03:59:28,040
Wada wada wada waa

5241
03:59:28,040 --> 03:59:29,060
Wow wow wow

5242
03:59:29,060 --> 03:59:29,700
Yeah

5243
03:59:29,700 --> 03:59:31,700
Okay.

5244
03:59:31,700 --> 03:59:34,700
Hmm.

5245
03:59:34,700 --> 03:59:36,700
Okay.

5246
03:59:36,700 --> 03:59:38,700
Okay.

5247
03:59:38,700 --> 03:59:40,700
Okay.

5248
03:59:40,700 --> 03:59:42,700
Okay.

5249
03:59:42,700 --> 03:59:44,700
Okay.

5250
03:59:44,700 --> 03:59:46,700
Okay.

5251
03:59:46,700 --> 03:59:48,700
Okay.

5252
03:59:48,700 --> 03:59:50,700
Okay.

5253
03:59:50,700 --> 03:59:52,700
Okay.

5254
03:59:52,700 --> 03:59:54,700
Okay.

5255
03:59:54,700 --> 03:59:56,700
Okay.

5256
03:59:56,700 --> 03:59:58,700
Okay.

5257
03:59:58,700 --> 04:00:00,700
Okay.

5258
04:00:00,700 --> 04:00:02,700
Okay.

5259
04:00:02,700 --> 04:00:04,700
Okay.

5260
04:00:04,700 --> 04:00:06,700
Okay.

5261
04:00:06,700 --> 04:00:08,700
Okay.

5262
04:00:08,700 --> 04:00:10,700
Okay.

5263
04:00:10,700 --> 04:00:12,700
Okay.

5264
04:00:12,700 --> 04:00:14,700
Okay.

5265
04:00:14,700 --> 04:00:16,700
Okay.

5266
04:00:16,700 --> 04:00:18,700
Okay.

5267
04:00:18,700 --> 04:00:20,700
Okay.

5268
04:00:20,700 --> 04:00:22,700
Okay.

5269
04:00:22,700 --> 04:00:24,700
Okay.

5270
04:00:24,700 --> 04:00:26,700
Okay.

5271
04:00:26,700 --> 04:00:28,700
Okay.

5272
04:00:28,700 --> 04:00:30,700
Okay.

5273
04:00:30,700 --> 04:00:32,700
Okay.

5274
04:00:32,700 --> 04:00:34,700
Okay.

5275
04:00:34,700 --> 04:00:36,700
Okay.

5276
04:00:36,700 --> 04:00:38,700
Okay.

5277
04:00:38,700 --> 04:00:40,700
Okay.

5278
04:00:40,700 --> 04:00:42,700
Okay.

5279
04:00:42,700 --> 04:00:44,700
Okay.

5280
04:00:44,700 --> 04:00:46,700
Okay.

5281
04:00:46,700 --> 04:00:48,700
Okay.

5282
04:00:48,700 --> 04:00:50,700
Okay.

5283
04:00:50,700 --> 04:00:52,700
Okay.

5284
04:00:52,700 --> 04:00:54,700
Okay.

5285
04:00:54,700 --> 04:00:56,700
Okay.

5286
04:00:56,700 --> 04:00:58,700
Okay.

5287
04:00:58,700 --> 04:01:00,700
Okay.

5288
04:01:00,700 --> 04:01:02,700
Okay.

5289
04:01:02,700 --> 04:01:04,700
Okay.

5290
04:01:04,700 --> 04:01:06,700
Okay.

5291
04:01:06,700 --> 04:01:08,700
Okay.

5292
04:01:08,700 --> 04:01:10,700
Okay.

5293
04:01:10,700 --> 04:01:12,700
Okay.

5294
04:01:12,700 --> 04:01:14,700
Okay.

5295
04:01:14,700 --> 04:01:16,700
Okay.

5296
04:01:16,700 --> 04:01:18,700
Okay.

5297
04:01:18,700 --> 04:01:20,700
Okay.

5298
04:01:20,700 --> 04:01:22,700
Okay.

5299
04:01:22,700 --> 04:01:24,700
Okay.

5300
04:01:24,700 --> 04:01:26,700
Okay.

5301
04:01:26,700 --> 04:01:28,700
Okay.

5302
04:01:28,700 --> 04:01:30,700
Okay.

5303
04:01:30,700 --> 04:01:32,700
Okay.

5304
04:01:32,700 --> 04:01:34,700
Okay.

5305
04:01:34,700 --> 04:01:36,700
Okay.

5306
04:01:36,700 --> 04:01:38,700
Okay.

5307
04:01:38,700 --> 04:02:06,700
*Sounds of gunfire*

5308
04:02:06,700 --> 04:02:34,700
Right lads, we'll see you later on anyway. We had to go because we got fucking taken off by the copyright cunts. Apparently you can't stream other people's stuff. Goodnight. God bless. Take it easy. And we'll see you later on. Covid negative. I want to thank each and every one of you for tuning in and for tipping. Dean Moriarty. Thank you very much man.

5309
04:02:34,700 --> 04:02:36,700
*Sounds of gunfire*

5310
04:02:36,700 --> 04:02:46,700
Why do bad things happen to good people, Viper? How do I stop the enviable demise of man? You just go to bed. Go to bed. It's ten past three.

5311
04:02:46,700 --> 04:02:48,700
*Sounds of gunfire*

5312
04:02:48,700 --> 04:02:50,100
Jackie, thank you very much.

5313
04:02:51,020 --> 04:02:54,460
Kevin Collins, DPRA, and everybody else.

5314
04:02:54,540 --> 04:02:55,340
We'll talk to you later on.

5315
04:02:55,380 --> 04:02:56,040
Good night and God bless.

5316
04:02:56,860 --> 04:02:58,700
We'll crack this open tomorrow and see what happens.

5317
04:02:58,880 --> 04:02:59,100
Good luck.

5318
04:02:59,100 --> 04:03:00,100
Thank you.

5319
04:03:00,100 --> 04:03:01,840
Thank you.
